AN: My oh my! I apologize for the delay in post! But I just moved into a new place and my job has been keeping me quite busy you see!? But, I have you chappy right here and ready to read! And if I can review the next chapter later, I will post that as well! So it may be a 2 for 1 deal ne?! Oya oya! I will stop with the chatting and let you read now! Enjoy!

Note: Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae, Kojika Nara © Anna Uzumaki

Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke With: Neji/Gaara, Shika/Kiba, Sakura/Lee, Hinata/Shino, Ino/Choji, Kankuro/Kojika, Temari/Tenten, Itachi/Kyuubi, Hidan/Kakuzo, Pein/Konan, Deidara/Sasori. later mentioned pairings.

Warning(s): Yaoi, lemon(s) in later chapters, sexual content (Duh!), slight nuggets of OOC-ness (bear with me), adult language, blood/gore, angst, drama, possible rape and KARMA.

Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto


Chapter 9 [Part 2]

August {week five/Last week of August}

Pink- Blow me one last kiss


August {week five/Last week of August}

3:05am

Having been at the club for hours, even despite the fact that the club was to be closing in about an hour, the remaining guys decided to move into a sound proof booth to escape the still going strong club goers. Sakon, Ukon and Sasori, despite Deidara's pleading, had left early, the twins were going on about some errand or other that needed to be done the following afternoon and Sasori … well, he simply just wanted to go home and rest, having tolerated the deafening music long enough. This in turn caused his blonde boyfriend to take it personally and lead to his current attitude.

"Man Dei-Dei, lighten up! Ya kno' Sa'ri's not in 'ta the lime light like ya and me!" Kyuubi slurred and rubbed his temples at his cousins' childishness, even so, he himself was obviously about two or so drinks away from being piss drunk.

"Un, whatev', he could'a stayed the whole fuckin' time just fa' me!" Deidara snapped and crossed his arms like a vice.

"Dei ya two are always together… and ya think he would'a even considered comin' here if not for ya?" Kyuu exasperated.

"For cryin'-… let's just call it a night, Dei isn't gonna let this go and I don't wanna hear him complainin' all night," Itachi shook his hair loose and gripped his nose in frustration, "Kido, go find my brother and the others, we're leavin' soon as they get here." He continued and once he received a nod of confirmation, he stood to leave the booth, albeit on slightly wobbly legs. 'Shit, I didn't drink that much and my heads already spinning, those two are literally killin' me.' He mused mentally.

"Oi! Where ya goin' 'Tachi?" Kyuubi broke away from bickering with the blonde for a minute.

"Bathroom, Kitsune." Itachi smirked back at the redhead, using his frat name, at which he just rolled his eyes and turned back to a still seething Deidara.

As he made his way to the other side of the club, where the bathrooms were located, he was becoming incredibly irritated at the throng of people that he had to sift through. Though most of them moved out of his way, they did not want to risk bumping into a pissed looking Uchiha, reason being that he was on the police force and could easily find a reason to put them in a cell for a night if he wanted… not that he wanted to, but they didn't know that. However, just as he cleared the dance floor, he was stopped by a voice that bugged him to no end.

"Well well well, Itachi, you look a bit out of character tonight." The voice basically hissed right in his ear, despite the fact that the need to be so close was invalid due to the fact that they weren't near any speakers, and where in a space where people often came to talk normally and avoid yelling over the music.

"Not entirely, Orochimaru." Itachi turned to see the eerily pale white man no more than five inches away from him.

"Hmm, is that so? Is my clubs beverages too much for you?" Orochimaru licked his lips mockingly at him.

"Heh, you know, I was just thinking that. It's probably why my group and I are getting ready to leave… before we get too drunk." Itachi sobered up enough to mention and looked back towards the bathroom, thankful and surprised that there was no line.

"I see…." Orochimaru looked plainly at him, "well, in that case, I won't hold you up." He continued and turned to leave, "ah, but do promise me that you'll have a bit more fun before you leave, Itachi." He said once more before disappearing into the crowd. However, Itachi chose to ignore that last part, knowing how sadistic that pale man could be and how crazy things could get in his clubs. Matter-o-fact, one of the clubs motto's was 'Anything goes', and everything that was possible, except murder, happened in his clubs. Such as, if you got your ass kicked, the police weren't called and the club wasn't closed, the bouncers were the only driving force there and even if you got raped in a bathroom stall, the snake like bastard would just say 'Maybe you shouldn't have lead him/them on, I manage the club, not the people… well, some of the people.' It's a real wonder on how this club was one of the most popular and even managed to stay open.

Somewhere back on the dance floor, leaning on one of the many columns was a deep in thought blonde, even despite the massive crowd and the blaring music, Naruto was somehow able to tune all that out in order to focus on the turmoil that was wracking his brain. He only dared to be this distracted due to the fact that Sasuke was still at the bar getting drinks, but even with that fact, it really only gave the blonde limited time to think and decide on what was best given the environment and both of their hectic schedules.

"Shit… there has got to be some way to tell him without him killin' me." Naruto groaned mentally, "Heh, he'd probably gain some help in doing that as well…" He mused with an inward grimace as he looked across the crowd to the brunette and redhead seemingly enjoying themselves amongst the crowd. "Man… I wonder if he was told about it yet. Ah, and that would be another helping hand to my murder… gods, I- we really fucked up. B-but, it was just a mistake! It happens to plenty of people…" He tried to reason with himself in thought, "Argh! This is drivin' me nuts!" He exasperated aloud and mussed his hair up even more, and earning him a few odd glances from the club-goers.

"Naruto, you feelin' alright?" Sasukes voice spoke low from beside him, drinks in hand.

"Ah, ahah, y-yeah… just, uh, ya know beat from all this dancing!" Naruto snapped his head towards the raven and just barely gave a comprehensible and audible reply before taking the drink.

"Hn…" The raven raised a dark brow at his stuttering boyfriend, "Is there somethin' you need to say?" He asked, more like mouthed, and nonchalantly sipped at his drink, all the while keeping an eye on the blonde.

"W-what!? N-no…" Naruto flustered, "W-well… actually, there is somethin' I kinda wanna talk to you about, but…." He corrected himself and absentmindedly scratched his head.

"Dobe…?" Sasuke gave him a serious look, followed by a quick glance around them before grabbing the blonde's wrist and dragging him off to one of the far somewhat secluded and barely quieter walls of the building. "What the hell is wrong with you? Don't tell me you're drunk already." He rolled his eyes at the possible truth of what he just said. 'This wouldn't be the first time…' he mused inwardly.

"…. Not drunk enough…" Naruto mumbled and chugged his drink whole.

"Hey! What the hell dobe!" Sasuke snatched the already empty glass from the tanned body in front of him, "….. if what you wanna talk to me about has you actin' like this, then I don't wanna hear it right now… it'll probably just piss me off anyways." He continued with a downward glance, not wanting to even chance at guessing whether or not he was right from the look Naruto would give.

"Eh? S-sasuke… you're makin' it seem like its bad…" Naruto replied with hidden effort, "Don't be so dark, it-it really isn't—" He lifted the young Uchiha's gaze to meet his, but was cut off before he could dig himself into a deeper grave.

"Yo, what are you guys doin' back here? Besides fighting again..." A familiar voice spoke up from behind Naruto.

"You make it seem like we're always fighting, Shika." Sasuke looked around Naruto to see the pineapple haired raven, with Kiba in tow.

"That's 'cause you always are." Kiba said in a voice just loud enough for them to hear, but not loud enough to set off the collar.

"Oh bite me mutt lover!" Naruto smirked at the spiky haired brunette.

"Son-of-a… you wanna fuckin' say that agi- GAH!" Kiba exclaimed and shouted from the shock of the collar, then proceeded to direct a look of death at the now laughing blonde.

"Jeez… it's your own fault for lettin' him get to you Kiba. Man, that thing is gonna be troublesome." Shika pinched his nose, "Anyways, Gaara and Neji already got pulled back to the booth by Kido, which means we gotta get goin' to." He continued with a jerk of his thumb in the direction of the mentioned place.

"Great, I need a breather anyways, we'll be right behind you." Naruto grinned and waved the seething brunette and tired looking raven ahead of them before turning back to face his own irritated looking raven.

"What are you lookin' at?" Sasuke obviously a bit irritated.

"… Can I kiss you?" Naruto asked with slight hesitation.

"W-what the hell!?" Sasuke exclaimed with wide eyed confusion, "Y-you don't have to ask me, you can just d-do it!" He slightly blushed.

"Heh, if you say so." Naruto smirked and gripped the ravens pale chin and joined their lips together in a sweet kiss. However, before the kiss could go any further, it was interrupted by a few high pitched squeals, loud enough to even sound over the music, at which the raven snapped his head towards while the blonde laughed loudly.

"Naruto… you idiot!" Sasuke glared at the small group of girls that had witness their slight show of affection, then turned the glare towards his tanned lover and promptly stormed off towards the booth. 'I don't know why I keep putting up with him!' He inwardly hissed as he made his escape.

"That's why I asked you!" Naruto chuckled while following after him. 'Man, I must be a glutton for punishment.' He mentally shook his head. Having finally made it through the crowd and to the booth, he automatically took his seat beside the clearly pissed raven, who adjusted himself so that he wasn't facing the blonde. However, despite how much he just wanted to yank the brooding male into his lap, he knew full well that he should give him a few minutes to cool down or he would risk getting hit. So with that unpleasant thought in mind, he simply leaned back and noticed that a few of their chaperones were missing, "Oi, Kyuu, where is everyone?" He calmly asked his ''head in hands'' brother.

"Huh? Are ya blind Nar'? We're all around ya!" Kyuu looked at his little brother as if he had grown a second head, which due to his drinking it actually seemed as though he had.

"Idiot…" The majority of the group said in unison.

"Sakon, Ukon and Sasori left for the night, un." Deidara answered and all but hissed out his partner's name, then proceeded to grumble unintelligibly to himself.

"Dammit, and 'ere I thought I finally got ya to shut up…" Kyuu ran his hands across his face.

"… And Itachi?" Sasuke inquired and turned to face the redhead on the other side of his blonde.

"Ah, he went to 'da bathroom…." Kyuu nodded and leaned back only to lurch back forward, "Oh! 'Dat reminds me, we're leavin' once he gets back, so don't go wanderin' off!" He instructed and once more leaned back into the booth.

"And speakin' of leavin'… Kyuubi, ya far too drunk to be drivin' anywhere tonight, so fork over ya keys." Kidomaru stated and held out his hand for said item.

"Ha, it'a be a cold day in hell 'da day I let a tarantula* drive my baby." Kyuu laughed and instead tossed his keys to his still fuming cousin, who surprisingly caught them with ease despite his seemingly inattentiveness.

As everyone else began casual small talk while waiting for Itachi to return, Naruto was still at war with himself on what he should do. He knew it wouldn't end well, if fact, the possibilities of a breakup were about ten to negative one and the possibilities of having a black eye the next day were even higher, but even knowing this… he still had to make a choice. Actually, there was no choice there was just the impossible decision on how to explain it without too painful a conscience. But, in the end, there was really only one true way to say it and now would make a better chance than any to do so, fact number one being that they were in a club, fact number two, even if things did come to blows, he knew the raven wouldn't want to risk being confined to a jail cell all night and having to receive a lecture from his father soon after. So, with one deep breath, he cleared his throat and leaned over to Sasuke.

"Oi, Sasuke, uh, come with me to the bar. I'm still thirsty." Naruto grimaced.

"I'm not buying you anymore alcohol." Sasuke stated and slumped back in his seat, having guessed that's what he wanted and since he wasn't 21 yet and the current third shift bartender was actually carding people, this left the raven or one of the older males to buy in his place.

"I was thinking more like getting' a soda," Naruto rolled his eye and stood, "Now come on." Smirked and yanked the slightly embarrassed raven from his seat.

"Dammit dobe!" Sasuke grumbled, but let himself be pulled either way. However, before they could even take another step, they were halted by a loud voice.

"Oi! We're ya think ya're goin'? Didn't I say not to go wanderin'?!" Kyuubi leaned forward a bit too fast, causing his head to swim.

"Yeah, yeah, we're just gettin' somethin' to drink. Calm down. We'll be right back." Naruto waved off his brothers questioning and continued out the private booth, with his Uchiha in tow. As they made their way to the bar, Naruto inwardly wagered with himself on whether or not he should even open his mouth on the subject. Sure, keeping secrets often did more harm than good, but when it came to the possibility of not just losing his boyfriend, but a few of his friend as well with the secret… well, keeping everything to himself really seemed the better path to take. That is, if the other person of the secret thought the same way. The blonde didn't doubt for one minute that they were beating themselves up over the whole incident as well. Having been so preoccupied in his thoughts, the blue eyed male hadn't even realized that they had reached the bar until he was nudged by Sasuke.

"Well?" Sasuke basically mouthed, not even bothering to use his voice due to the music.

"Huh? Oh! Dr. Pepper." Naruto furrowed his brow slightly before ascertaining what he meant and turned to the bartender. But before he could collect himself any further his thoughts were perturbed by a slightly out of earshot voice, but one of which he recognized and with that he turned to connect azure with onyx.

"Just spit it out already, you been actin' weird… er… ever since we got here." Sasuke said, having moved closer so he didn't have to yell as much.

"Geez, impatient much?" Naruto mumbled and watched the bartender place their drinks in front of them before heading towards the other end of the bar, before looking back at the pale body next to him… who was currently scowling. 'Well, it's now or never,' He inwardly sighed, "S'uke, you're happy being with me right?" He questioned and scratched his whisker marred cheek.

"….." For a moment, all he could do was look at his tanned boyfriend in utter confusion, "W-what?" He stuttered slightly.

"Are you happy datin' me? Ya know, cause… what Shika and Kiba said, we kinda do fight a lot. So—" Naruto explained as best he could before he was cut off.

"You sayin' you wanna break up!?" Sasuke nearly shrieked with an extremely hurt expression, despite how hard he tried to hide it. 'What. The. Fuck.' He mentally pieced together enough words to make a somewhat complete sentence.

"What? No! Hell no! That's not what I'm tryin' to say!" Naruto exclaimed in utter shock.

"Then what the hell are you tryin' to say Naruto?" Sasuke tried to calm himself with a sip of his tomato V8.

"I… Sasuke, please understand that I would never do anythin' to hurt you….. B-but, durin' the summer, at the lodge, when you guys couldn't find me… or Hinata… we… we were drunk and…" Naruto blurted out and tried to explain, but towards the end he completely choked and couldn't even will himself to look at the silent raven.

"Naruto… please, don't tell me you two ended up….." Sasuke trailed off in a harsh voice, one the blonde knew would be accompanied with a death glare.

"….. I'm so sorry Sasuke," Naruto finally looked at the seething raven, "I- we made a mistake, a drunken one! Sasuke, I know you're angry, hell you every right to be, but… please don't end what we have because of this—this… mistake." He pleaded and watched as Sasuke's expression changed from utterly livid, to pure sadness and finally settling on stoic.

"I'm not the one who ended anything, you did. You ended this," Sasuke slightly slid away from the blue eyed male, "Heh, and what a perfect place to confess." He mouthed and looked across the club at all the witnesses there would be if he beat Naruto into a bloody pulp, 'Fuckin' idiot…' He mentally choked back a sob, but he would not let it show that he felt like crying his eyes out in hurt and betrayal.

"Sasuke please…" Naruto grabbed his pale arm to keep him from sliding any further away, only to receive a face full of V8 at the action.

"Don't fuckin' touch me ever again!" Sasuke yelled, not even caring that everyone within a ten foot radius was now staring at him, "We're over." He hissed and stormed off through the crowd, leaving a devastated blonde at the bar alone to face the looks and whispers that no doubt were the start of an annoying array of rumors.

"Shit…" Naruto cursed and slumped over the bar counter, with his hands over his head and gripping his golden locks, 'I knew he'd be pissed, I'm such an ass!' He inwardly crumbled, he didn't even care how pathetic he looked right now, all he wanted was for a hole to open up so that he could jump head first into. After what seem like an eternity of him being slumped in the same position, he felt a light punch in his shoulder followed by a voice telling him to snap out of it, "Leave me alone Kyuu." He mumbled, fully aware that he probably didn't even hear him.

"Nar… Jeez, come on, you need to clean yourself up, you look like a bloody mess," Kyuu jeered, "….Ya should know better than to start any altercations while on line." He sighed and pinched his nose, 'Sheesh, what da hell did he do to piss baby Uchiha off so bad?' He inwardly questioned.

"It's not like I wanted to start somethin'." Naruto lifted his head slowly and wiped at the sticky substance on his face.

"I'm sure, now come on and get cleaned up. I don't want ya makin' my car sticky." Kyuu grinned and slung his arm around his dismayed little brother and lead him towards the bathroom.

As the long haired raven continued to make his way to the bathroom, he began to feel even more of the alcohols effects going to work on him, if things kept going like this he would have no choice but to have Sasuke, or worse Kidomaru, drive back home, Kyuu on the other hand was way past the point of driving and would most likely have Naruto or Deidara do it for him. But there was one thing that just kept pulling at the back of Itachi's mind… he had made sure not to drink so much that would keep him from driving, yet, he was clearly to that point, even being a bit unaware as he accidently bumped into someone as he entered the bathroom. However, once he entered the bathroom he dizzily went over to one of the sinks and leaned over it, not sure if he'd be able to stand without it.

"Ugh, da' hell did 'dat bartender use…" Itachi groaned and ran a shaky hand over his face. He was still alert enough however, to notice that the bathroom was oddly vacant considering how crowded the club was. But just as he began to splash water on his face to give him at least a bit of clarity, he heard the door open, letting in the earsplitting music, and quickly close. He didn't bother to look up to see who might see him in such a state, but soon after the door closed he felt a pair of arms snake around his stomach, pulling him into an embrace, "Ya just couldn't wait could ya, Kyuu?" Itachi slurred a bit and shook his head, which spun wildly at the movement.

"I'm no redhead bitch." A scraggly voice hissed in his ear and tightened their grip on the raven. He immediately knew who the unwanted voice belonged.

"... Kisame let me go." Itachi said in a deadly voice, all the while trying to keep his composure.

"Oh don't be that way, do ya know how much I've missed you?" Kisame attempted to purr and moved a hand from Itachi's stomach to his neck, as to turn his gaze to meet his. The smile he wore was a purely sadistic and masochistic one at the same time.

"I'll say 'dis one last time you moron, let me go!" Itachi seethed and tried to free himself, though it was in vain, the man was a real brute and being drunk wasn't helping his struggle.

"Ya know, Itachi, you really hurt me when you call me names. You even went and got a restrainin' order on me and started datin' that damn Kitsune!" Kisame somewhat sulked before his voice turned threatening and his grip around the ravens neck tightened.

"It's because you're insane! And keep that name out ya mouth." Itachi growled and proceeded to crush Kisame's foot under his and elbow him in the ribs, successfully freeing himself, and then spun around, clutching the sink for support, to face the blue tinted man as he stumbled back slightly.

"Heheh, you always were a feisty one." Kisame smirked mischievously and strolled closer to the death glaring raven.

"Kisame, just leave me alone, okay?" Itachi sighed, already exhausted from being drunk, and ran his hand across his face again in an attempt to push away the worsening dizziness, 'not now…' he mentally groaned.

"Ah, so the drugs are finally kickin' in," The blue tint man chuckled, "I was beginnin' to think that I didn't have the bartender put enough in your drink… ah, but after all, I do want you to be awake for the fun I have planned for you." He grinned, flashing a row of sharp teeth.

"Why can't you just leave me alone dammit?" Itachi groaned and tried to side step Kisame, only to stumble into the wall as soon as he let go of the sink. How he wished he wasn't drunk, otherwise he would kick Kisame's ass into another dimension.

"Because I love you and I know you still love me." Kisame tilted the ravens chin up.

"I'm with Kyuu now Kisame, and besides… I never loved you. I just made a mistake in datin' you when we were younger." Itachi stated while knocking his hand away and turned for the door. Though, what he said made Kisame's blood boil.

"Don't try to feed me that bullshit! What does that redhead son-of-a-bitch have that I don't?!" The sharp tooth man roared and yanked the raven back, slamming him back into the wall.

"Let go! I swear I can and will have you arrested for assault." Itachi threatened and twisted out of Kisame's death grip.

"By this point, do you think I even care? All I want to know is what makes him so damn special!" Kisame shouted and slammed Itachi back into the concrete wall, causing his head to snap back and crack against it with a sickening thud.

"Ugh! Dammit," Itachi hissed, "ya jus' don't know when to give up do you?" He said warily as his head spun even faster, a combination of the spiked drink and having cracked it on the wall.

"Ha! Give up? Give up?! Why don't you give up and recognize your true feelin's, Itachi." Kisame whispered into the dizzy raven's ear and licked it.

"Hn, you're so oblivious, you'll never get me." Itachi growled, still fighting to keep a hold on his consciousness, not one to be taken advantage of easily. He's an Uchiha after all.

"Well… I never did say I needed your permission either way." Kisame smirked smugly and narrowed his eyes, he then quickly, and none to gently, claimed Itachi's lips with a hungry desire. Itachi, even in his inebriated and wounded state, resisted fiercely against Kisame. Though he was far from weak, he just couldn't find his strength, no doubt a side effect of the drugs.

"Ngh, Kisame cut it off!" Itachi growled once he broke away for air.

"Now why would I do that, 'Tachi?" Kisame chuckled and licked down the raven's neck, all the while trailing a hand down to the raven's crotch.

"Haa, if you s-stop now, I swear I won't press charges. So just stop!" Itachi nearly pleaded as Kisame stroked him through his pants, all the while willing his body not to react to his advances. He wanted nothing more than to just beat the shit out of Kisame, but having been drugged all he could do was struggle effortlessly and hope that somehow this sick bastard would grow a heart and stop.

"Really 'Tachi, if you can't tell by now, I'll just say it 'I don't give a fuck about any restrainin' orders or looming charges.' I just want you… right here… right now… and forever." Kisame explained and trailed kisses down the ravens now exposed and pale torso, all the way down to his beltline.

"Dammit, why me, huh? Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone!?" Itachi hissed and tried to lift his head to glare down at the aquatic looking offender.

"Because I don't want anyone else… hmmm, but, if it came down to it, if I had to choose someone else, that person would be…" Kisame exhaled as if he were repeating something to a toddler, and then suddenly smirked coyly up at the delirious raven, "your almost identical looking baby brother." He continued and yanked the raven's jeans down, leaving him in only his boxer briefs.

"Go fuck off, you sick masochistic son-of-a-bitch!" Itachi seethed at the mere thought of Kisame laying even one finger on Sasuke. However, that warning came out in the most unintelligible slur as he was succumbing even more to the drugs and head trauma.

"Hm, now, now Itachi, it'll be no fun if you black out on me." Kisame halted his advances and crouched over the semi-conscious raven. But, before Itachi could even say anything, the door to the bathroom was kicked in to such an extent, that it fell to the floor.

"Ugh! I swear, if people want ta' fuck 'dey could at least go back to their cars!" A familiar voice snapped as they entered the break way leading to the bathroom.

"Seriously bro, especially in this clu—" Another familiar voice agreed, but abruptly stopped as they obviously entered the main part of the bathroom. Though, Itachi's eyes were shut, as he was losing consciousness, he knew that Kisame wouldn't get any further with him and would most likely be carried out on a stretcher.

"—WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Kyuubi growled as he took in the situation in front of him.

"Heheh, well, well, if it isn't bastard Kurama and his baby brother. You two have the worst timing, 'Tachi and I were just about to have some fun." Kisame snickered at the two furious brothers and turned to a now completely unconscious raven and ran a bluish finger down his pale cheek.

"Oh, I'll show ya some fuckin' fun ya fish face bastard! Get the fuck away from him!" Kyuubi snapped and crossed the room before anyone could react and connected his fist with Kisame's face, the sheer force of the punch sent Kisame slamming head first into the sink, which Kyuu proceeded to use to repeatedly crash his head into. But seemingly unperturbed by the action, the sharp toothed male delivered a blow to the redheads stomach giving him time to tackle him.

"You think you can kick my ass, you rotten son-of-a-bitch!" Kisame snarled and clenched a hand like a vice around Kyuu's neck, then pulled whipped out a butterfly knife.

"Yo! Da fuck Kyuu, get up!" Naruto hissed as he balanced a delirious Itachi on his shoulder, forgetting the fact that he was still drenched in V8.

"S-shut the fuck up Nar' and go g-get the others!" Kyuubi choked out and brought a leg up to kick Kisame off of him just as he brought the blade down. Naruto in all honesty didn't want to leave his brother in such an altercation, but in the end he knew Kyuu, even as drunk as he was, would be able to fend for himself if only for a short while and in that time frame Naruto would have to drag the long haired raven across the club and retrieve the others.

"Ngh, you're such a fuckin' bitch! Sendin' for help, ya can't even fight on ya own!" Kisame snickered while holding his side from the kick.

"You dumbass," Kyuu growled in a more than sober tone as he stood, "they're for your protection." He advised and launched back at the knife wielding psycho.

"Man, what the hell is takin' Itachi so long!" Sasuke hissed and glance at his watch, then out to the still dancing crowd of people, 'I just want to go the fuck home already, maybe I should just catch a taxi…' He inwardly debated.

"You should know never to send Naruto and Kyuu to fetch someone." Neji chuckled from beside the irritated raven, who only glared daggers at him for mentioning the blondes' name.

"Even so… Itachi has been gone a while as well." Gaara furrowed his nonexistent brows together.

"Right, maybe we all should jus-" Shika began to say before the door to their sound proof booth flew open, letting in the ear splitting music and lingering stares, followed by the whisker faced blonde and limp and dripping blood raven.

"Da fuck is goin' on!?" Kidomaru shot up out of the booth with a hiss and sprinted over to the pair, closely followed by Sasuke and Deidara.

"What the hell?!" Sasuke shouted and caught his brother just as the two tripped over the last step into the booth.

"Hey, right now 'dere's some shark like bastard in there scrappin' with Kyuu! Shit, we found 'Tachi like this!" Naruto said in a rush, all the while grasping for breath. After having explained, Deidara bolted out of the booth without needing to hear any more and headed towards the bathroom.

"You all go out to the cars, now! I fuckin' mean it, you come after us and you can forget about crossin'!" Kidomaru ordered and tossed Shika his car keys, and then flew out the booth after Deidara. As much as the others so fervently wanted to disobey the command, they knew that Kidomaru meant what he had said and with that knowledge alone, they quickly made their past the staring party goers and outside. Leaving Dei and Kido to resolve whatever mess awaited them… what a night this had turned into.


AN: And there you it! A Psychotic Kisame makes his appearance! What will he do now? Well, you'll just have to tune in next time to find out! Mata ne!

Reason for song: They've had a shit day, I'd say!

Please note: Kojika Nara, Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae are mine, well my versions of Neji, Hinata and Gaara's parents names, as well as Shikamaru's sister's name. But mine none the less.

- Anna Uzumaki