Tai: Ok, it's time to answer reviews.

Zelos: You only have 3 this time.

Tai: You're right. I wonder why that is?

Zelos: I'll bet it's because I wasn't really in it.

Tai: You've made your point you'll be mentioned in the 4th chapter and we'll see if the reviews for it go flying.

Zelos: Ok.

Genis: Oh brother Zelos. Can't you just accept that you're not as popular as you wish?

Zelos: I think i'll just ignore you.

Genis: I don't get it though. We had 7 reviews for the first chapter. and then just 3 for chapter 2. Where did the people that reviewed before go? Maybe I should roast Zelos again and see if they com back in chapter 4.

Zelos: What was that?

Genis: Nothing.

Tai: Guys, it's time to answer the reviews from our loyal readers. Not time to wonder why the others never came back and read and reviewed chapter 2.

Zelos & Genis: Ok.

D.D.Z.- Yes, Lloyd's concious has actually made himself known!
Yah! I LUV CHOCOLATE! And a plushie of my favorite ToS character! Yah!
Ok, everybody, Um, while i'm writing the story you are gonna argue and fight over who my favorite ToS character is and when I come you'd better have decided by then.

Colette: Isn't that an odd way to decide who your favorite ToS character is?

Everyone else: Yeah, that is an odd way of deciding.

Tai: It's my choice on how I choose. What do you want me to do? Make up a fanfic called "Who wants to be my favorite ToS character?"?

Sheena: That's a good idea.

Lloyd: Yeah I like it.

Mithos: Hmmm. That just might work.

Tai: No. I'm writing too many fanfics right now as it is.

Everyone: Fine.

Tai: Maybe i'll just write about it during parts like this. Next review!

Uber Spoonz- Maybe you don't want to know what what poohsticks is. But i'll tell you anyway. I only found out cause I had to read the winnie-the-pooh book to my little sister.XD Pain. Bordom. Need to have fun. Well it's just a stupid game pooh plays. Drop a stick on one side of the bridge. Rush to the other side the wait for it to appear on that side. Except they actually race them.
Thanks for the 5 steps i'll try that.

Lloyd: Now that I know what poohsticks is I wish I didn't agree to let you make me say that. >

Fan Fan Girl- Yeah, what's schizoprhentic? Or whatever it was you said.

Kratos: Here, i'll look it up... Found it.

schizophrenic
adj 1: suffering from some form of schizophrenia; "schizophrenic
patients"
2: of or relating to or characteristic of schizophrenia syn:
schizoid
3: suffering from a form of schizophrenia characterized by
foolish mannerisms and senseless laughter along with
delusions and regressive behavior syn: hebephrenic
n : someone who is afflicted with schizophrenia

Tai: Oh, I get it... Kind of... I'm still not sure what to make Lloyd get for his birthday. I'll think about that when I get there.
I think Zelos deserved getting blasted with fireball.

Zelos: I don't think I deserved it.

Genis: Why would you? You won't even wash your hair without that herbal essence shampoo stuff.

Zelos: So? What is your point?

Tai: Guys, shut up. I'm gonna just start the chapter now.

Zelos: But you-

Tai: Shut up about that. If I wrote the chapter after writing this the I wouldn't have an excuse of why I didn't take anyone's advice on writing my story. That's why you won't be in this chapter.

Zelos: Oh... Hey!

(Herbal essence shampoo idea from D.D.Z.'s ToS rain, rain, go away fanfic)

Chapter 3

"This is boring you know?" Lloyd said to his Conscious.

"Shut up, I'm trying to think." His Conscious replied.

There was a moment of silence.

Then, "Hey, how's the plan going?"

Lloyd's Conscious seemed to sigh.

"Why don't you just leave? Just put me and your mind inside that carving of a cat so I can think without you annoying me."

"Ok, but how do I do that?"

"Just walk up to it and I'll enter it."

"Ok, Goodbye."

Lloyd walked over to the cat carving.

Then he just stood there.

"Ok, you can leave now."

"Ok…"

"You still have a brain you know. You can think… Kind of…"

"I think I've lost my mind."

"I'm sure everyone thinks that."

So a mindless Lloyd walked outside and tripped down the steps.

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Lloyd walked around running mindlessly into countless objects, a tree, a bench, a dog; he even fell in the river a few times.

Then he ran into Presea. She looked up at him.

"Lloyd, what are you doing?" she asked.

"Uh… Er… I'm not sure exactly." He replied.

"…"

"You see, I'm trying to remember what I was doing."

"I believe you were going to Regal's house."

"Yeah, that's it. See yah later Presea." He said and left running into quite an assortment of items.

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Presea watched him for a while then got up and walked away.

He went the wrong way and found himself at Genis and Raine's house.

He knocked on the door. It opened and he went in.

"Hello Lloyd. What do you need?" Raine asked.

"I'm looking for Regal… I think." Lloyd answered.

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I thought this is where he lived."

"Uh… No, Regal lives on the other side of the town."

"Oh, right. Yeah, see yah later Raine."

"Goodbye Lloyd."

Lloyd bumped into the doorframe as he went outside.

"Are you ok Lloyd?" Raine asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." he replied then tripped down the steps landing on his back.

"Are you sure? Maybe you should go home and lie down."

"No, I'm fine," he said getting up. "I just need to go find Regal." As he said this he fell over the trashcan.

"Ok, but just please go home and lie down for a while first Lloyd."

"Oh, fine. Where do I live again?"

Raine stared at him, "You live right over there." she said pointing to a house nearby.

"Right." Lloyd said and ran into a street lamp.

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Lloyd finally got to his house after walking around town 2 times.

Once he got inside his house the same cat carving he left his mind and conscious in leapt at him.

He was slammed against the ground.

"Well it's about time you got back!" his conscious said.

"AAAHHH! A TALKING CAT CARVING!" Lloyd screamed.

"Shut up you moron. It's me, your conscious. Duh."

"You're a cat carving?"

"No, you idiot. I seem to be able to control a cat carving. Pretty cool, huh?"

"Oh. Come back into my head now. I can barely think without you."

"Oh, fine." The cat carving went stiff.

Then Lloyd was able to act normal again.

"So, what's the plan to make poohsticks better than it is?"

"That didn't take any time at all to figure out. Change using sticks into making boats and racing them like that. And we'll need to use that one really wide bridge to make the race longer. See? I am smart without you."

"I see." said Lloyd, "And to think I had a part of me that was that smart this whole time."

"I just wish you didn't need your mind and myself. That was fun in the cat carving."

"Wait, I have an idea!" Lloyd said. "You can go in my boat that I'll make for the race! That way I'll win for sure!"

"Wow, and to think that I'm not the one who thought of that."

That was a pretty good chapter. Short but good. Less is more ya know? Almost more before chat than actual story. XD sorry bout that. from here on longer chapters and less before chat.