Tai: Beware... THE AUTHOR NOTE OF DOOM! Bwahahahaha!
Presea: That was odd.
Genis: Tell me about it.
Tai: Yeah, yeah.
Genis: So, review time now?
Tai: Are you kidding? There isn't enough A/N yet.
Genis: Oh.
Presea: What is A/N?
Tai: It's just stuff.
Presea: I do not understand...
Genis; It's ok Presea, i'll explain it to you.
Presea: Thank you Genis.
Tai: Ok, you do that. I'm gonna go check out how the fight is going.
Genis: Ok.
One room later...
Tai walks into room.
Lloyd: Mithos! YOU MORON! I am so much cooler than you! End of discussion!
Mithos: No, this is just the beggining. Because I Mitchos am cooler than everybody
here.
Kratos/Sheena/Colette/Lloyd/Regal/Raine/Zelos: No way!
Mithos: Yes way!
Everybody: NO WAY!
Mithos: YES WAY!
Everybody: NO WAY!
Mithos: NO WAY!
Everybody: YES WAY!
Mithos: Really? Why thank you.
Lloyd: What?
Mithos: You just agreed I was the coolest person here. Everybody did.
Lloyd: I did?
Mithos: Yes. And so did everyone else.
Lloyd: Oh, Well now it's time to FIGHT! HIYAH!
Mithos: AAAAHHHH!
Tai: Sigh (Leaves room)
Other room...
Genis: And that's what A/N is.
Presea: I understand now.
Tai: Ok, you ready for Reviews now?
Genis: Yah!
Tai: Ok, REVIEW TIME!
Recent Chapter 3 Review Response:
Story Weaver1- Yes it's weird, just like me. But i like wierd, WEIRD IS GOOD! Also, sugar is our friend.
D.D.Z.- Of course I would give you credit, it's not like me not to.
I like cats. Cats are like awesome! YAY FOR CATS!
Chapter 4 Review Response:
Uber Spoonz- Response to character "Me": You finished with the pie yet? Good if you are. Thanks for the long review. Response to "Little Link": Flog the phone? Thanks for the offer but that won't be neccesary. Response to "Ed": I dunno, if he's shorter than you. How short are you? Response to "Hero": How on earth does one obtain such a dull name? Response to "Goldilocks": Wait, she didn't leave a comment. Oh well. Thanks for not reviewing I guess.
i am not giving my name to a machine- No you didn't tell me. But now you did so whatever. And why won't you give your name to a machine. It's not like the machine will understand anyway. Well, whatever.
Fan Fan Girl- Yes, I recently discovered that it actually happens. So I put it in my story. I wonder if there's anything else like that to put in my story...
Lloyd is getting strange. But we like strange! So yah.
The "Dorkoid" thing was Dorkoid's idea, so complain to him about that. Not that you'd be able to contact him...
Solar Hawk- We like it when Lloyd argues with himself. It makes him look weirder than normal.
Lloyd: I'm not weird!
Tai: Uuhhh... Aren't you supposed to be beating up Zelos in the other room?
Lloyd: Oh, right! Bye!
Tai: Whew!
D.D.Z.- Yes we all like Lloyd's Conscious (At least I hope we all do). Lloyd's Conscious plays big part of this story. So everyone SHOULD like Lloyd's conscious eventually if they don't already.
The King of No Pants- I don't fear you or anything el- SPIDER! AHHHH! RUN AWAY!
Sorry, just had to do that. Well thanks my return is.. Now!
Tai: Get ready, because chapter 5 is about to begin.
Genis: Yes we know, just GO!
Tai: Ok, ok. Chapter 5 begins NOW!
Chapter 5
"What are you doing here at the mall Kratos?" Colette asked.
"Why are you here?" he asked back.
"I asked first!"
"So?"
"You have to answer my question first."
"Fine, whatever." he said rolling his eyes. "I'm here because… because… Just because."
"That's not a very good answer."
"So? Now let's here why you're here."
"Just because."
There was a short silence as Kratos stared at Colette. And Colette just smiled.
"Fine," Kratos started. "I'm here… to buy stuff."
"Well that's kinda obvious."
"Well that's why I'm here. Now you answer."
"I'm here to buy stuff."
"This getting nowhere." Kratos mumbled.
"It would if you just told me what you're doing here."
"You say first."
"Okay. I'm here to buy a present for Lloyd."
"Why are you giving Lloyd a present?"
Colette stared at him. "Tomorrow's his birthday, duh!"
Kratos stared at her. Then ran off into the mall.
"Hey!" Colette shouted after him. "You never answered the question!"
She watched him run past a lot of people and run into some. She sighed then began to eat again.
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Lloyd and Genis lay on the floor. Wind blew through the house. A window was smashed. The glass was scattered all over the floor. Lloyd and Genis were bleeding were some glass bits had flown into their skin. The floor around them had small splats of blood on it. A cat carving lay on the ground near Lloyd's head. Smashed plates and cups lay around Genis' feet. Some spoons and forks were scattered all over. The clock read 8 P.M. Lloyd twitched for a moment. Then the cat carving picked itself up and started walking over to Genis.
"Hey, Genis' Conscious! Awake!" It said.
At first nothing happened. Then Genis twitched.
"What?""You need to get out of Genis' body."
"Why?"
"So you can help him out by getting help."
"Wait, what happened?"
"I'm not sure. I heard the window smash then I heard 2 loud bangs and I was knocked out and that's all I know."
"Oh."
"Now, you need an object to posses."
The cat carving (Lloyd's Conscious) walked over to a pile of things and started looking through it.
"Lloyd is dumb." Genis' Conscious said.
"What? Why are you bringing that up?""Oh, so you agree?"
"Not exactly. Really he's really a smart kid he just-"He was cut off by Genis' Conscious.
"Isn't that an oxymoron? Lloyd being a smart kid, ha!""Shut up. He just won't grasp all of the knowledge I have."
"Hmm that makes him sound even stupider. Now what exactly are you looking for?"
The cat carving looked up from the pile and glared. Then turned back to the pile.
"Something for you to posses until Genis is feeling better and able to get up."
"Oh."
The carving went back to rummaging through the pile. He tossed out a couple of items onto the floor saying stuff like, maybe, hmmm, might work. The small pile the carving had made consisted of a plastic fish, a wooden turtle carving, and a metal bird.
"I want to posses the bird thing." Genis' Conscious said.
The cat carving stopped rummaging through the pile. Then picked up the metal hawk and walked over to Genis' head, dropped it then stepped back.
"Do you know how to do this or do you need a lesson?""No, I can figure it out myself."
"Ok, whatever."
The carving watched the metal bird for a couple minutes.
"Do you need some… assistance?" The carving asked.
"No, I about have it."
"Oh really?"
"Yes."
The carving rolled its wooden eyes.
"Tell me when you're done, I'm gonna take a little cat nap."
"Ok, whatever."
The carving walked in a circle then dropped to the ground. A few minutes later it was asleep.
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Quite a while later,
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"Dude, wake up!" Said a metal hawk while pecking a sleeping cat carving.
"Ow, what is it?" The carving said getting up.
"I did it!"
"Did what?" It said looking at the hawk. "Oh, I see. Nice job."
"Thanks. What time is it?"
"I… uhh… eight…something."
"Really?"
"Uhh, yeah."
"Well, what did you eat?"
"What?"
"You said 'I… uhh… ate… something.' didn't you?""…"
"Ha! I love that joke!"
"Oh."
The hawk smiled an eerie smile. As the cat carving rolled it's eyes.
"Idiot." The cat carving mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Now you. We need to-"
He was cut off before he could finish his sentence.
"Hey, don't call me 'you'."
"Then what am I supposed to call you? Genis' Conscious is too long."
"Umm, call me… Mettal. That'll be my name."
"Ok, Mettal it is. Even though Metal-Head suites you better."
"What was that?"
"Nothing, Now-"
He was cut off yet again.
"You need a name too!""Ok, fine. You can call me… Wes."
"Ok, Wes… got it!"
"Good, now let's go and find someone to help before Lloyd's party."
"Yeah! By the way, its 9:47 PM."
"Ok."
They left the house through the smashed window, entering the night.
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"So Zelos, did you complete the task?" A man said to Zelos in a small office.
"Yes, Master Rhuan. They will not awake until after it's too late." Zelos informed him.
"Good, my plan is going good so far. You know what to do from here on I believe."
"Yes."
"Good, meet me here tomorrow morning. Say, 7. So I can further inform you of my plan."
"I will be there Rhuan. Goodnight." Zelos said Walking towards the door.
"Goodnight to you as well Zelos." Rhuan said watching Zelos walk out the door.
Well, it took long enough but I finished chapter 5. Yay! I think this is little more serious than the other chapters but it's still good, right?