Tai: Another chapter and another good time in the world of Sylvarant.
Genis: Define "good".
Tai: The chapters aren't bad!
Genis: Not what I meant.
Tai: What did you mean?
Genis: Nevermind.
Tai: Right.
Presea: Good, Possessing desirable qualities; adapted to answer the end
designed; promoting success, welfare, or happiness;
serviceable; useful; fit; excellent; admirable;
commendable; not bad, corrupt, evil, noxious, offensive,
or troublesome, etc.
Genis: You don't have to look it up.
Presea: I didn't, I just know.
Tai: Ok, enough of this, guess what time it is?
Genis & Presea: Review time?
Tai: No, it's bedtime... Of course it's review time, you don't need to guess.
Genis: But you told us too...
Tai: Now, now, when I say it's review time it means "Shut up and listen".
Genis: (Sigh)
(anon.)KratosIsSoCool- Thanks, every bit of inspiration works for me.
D.D.Z.- Ignoring you is kinda hard... So why should I? Anyway, glad you liked it whether or not it was serious. I don't know if anyone else will need to have their Conscious posses anyhting. That just shows how cluelessI really am about my own story. XD
PowHammer- Well of course i'm gonna do more. I can't just stop it right here. Then it would suck worse than a baby's suction on a pacifier. That was a weird example. XD Patience is a virtue, ot however that saying goes.
(anon.)Toma- Glad you like it. No one can't wait for a new chapter. Or did i say that right? o.0 Nevermind.
Uber Spoonz- Yay! I luv your long reviews! They Pwn! Mithos' name is Mithos' name. Not Hero's name. Give him a different name. How bout something simple like... Bob. Wait, even Hero is better than Bob. Well you think of a name for him. I cant. Gah! Congratulations on finishing the pie Little Link. Next time save some for me ok? ok.
(anon.)Why?- Why not? Well whatever. Glad you liked it as always. Remember to stay
tuned for chapter 6 right after these messages.
Genis: What messages?
Tai: These messages.
Weird announcer girl: It's the best place to get what you need. It's got this! It's got that! It even has that! Well remember, Stu Hansen Dodge City! It's much more than a grocery store!
Genis: Right...
Tai: Ok! Here's the main event! CHAPTER 6!
(Stu Hansen dodge city, much more than a grocery store idea from sibling. Andrea Loone on this site.)
Chapter 6
Colette had spent all day at the mall it was already 9:00. She had found some stuff she might get Lloyd. But she was still looking for the perfect thing. And then it hit her, more physically than mentally.
"Ouch!" she said when she ran into the sign. "What's this? 'Trying to find the perfect gift for you best friend? Can't decide what to get them? Come to our suggesting center and we'll help you out with that.' hmm, sounds promising enough." Colette said setting the sign up again. "I think I'll give it a try." then she headed for the place the sign was talking about.
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Mettal and Wes stopped outside the window and looked at the house. Except for the smashed window everything else was normal.
"So, who we gonna get to help?" Mettal asked. Wes didn't pay any attention to the hawk. He was looking around the window.
"What're you looking for?" Mettal asked flying over to Wes.
"Clues." Wes replied batting at the bushes by the window.
"Clues? What kind of clues?"
"Duh…"
"Oh, I see."
"Hmm… Well, well, what's this?"
"What is it?"
"A piece of pinkish looking hair."
"No, you don't think… That she really did this do you?"
"She might have."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE! PRESEA WOULDN'T!"
"I didn't say I thought she did. I'm just saying she might have."
Wes handed Mettal the piece of hair then went back to look for more clues.
"How the heck can I grip this piece of hair with my wing?"
"Use your feet."
"Oh. How did you, a cat, grip it?"
"Mouth. Are you blind?"
"Oh, EW!" Mettal dropped the piece of hair. And Wes just laughed and continued to search.
"It's not funny. Your mouth, yuk."
"You eat worms."
"No I don't."
"You're supposed too if you're bird."
"Not this bird, no way."
"Whatever."
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Zelos headed home. He was walking around Lloyd's house when he heard a noise and ducked behind a tree. He peeked around it after a second just in time to see a cat-carving land on the ground near the bushes and a metal bird flying down to the ground not too far away from the cat.
"What the?" Zelos thought as he watched the cat-carving crawl through the bushes. After a few minutes he saw it had a piece of hair in its mouth. It seemed to look at the bird as if to say something. The bird seemed to fall backwards at the sight of the hair. The cat gave the piece of hair to the bird then went back to the bushes.
"How the heck are a cat-carving and a metal bird moving?" Zelos asked himself staring in awe. After a few more minutes of the cat scrambling through the bushes it found something again, a splinter of wood that seemed to have come from an axe. The bird fell backwards this time glaring at the cat. Zelos was confused enough and decided to go back to his house and get some rest. His mind was full of moving cat carvings and flying metal birds.
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"Umm, well he likes to use sword techniques. And he hates math." Colette said to the man at the desk.
"Right, so you could get him a special sword with 'NO MATH" written on it in big letters…" The man suggested.
"Yeah! That might work! Except the 'NO MATH' should be engraved on the blade, and it should probably be something more along the lines of 'WHO NEEDS MATH?' or something."
"Now there's an idea."
"Yeah, I just thought it up."
"And you could get him a special sheath to go along with the sword."
"Yeah!"
"With something like 'To: You From: Me' on it."
"But you're not giving the sword to him."
"Of course I'm not, you are."
"But you said 'From; Me'"
"When I said 'Me' I was talking about you."
"But, how does that work? I would want it to say, 'To: Lloyd From: Colette' on it."
"Of course. Why don't you find a blacksmith or someone who can make it for you?"
"Yeah, I'll go do that."
"Good luck." the man said.
"Thanks!" Colette said heading out of the suggesting center. Colette knew just where to go to get someone to make the sword and sheath in time.
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"No, she wouldn't, no way possible. Presea isn't like that!" Mettal shouted at Wes after they had found the splinter of wood.
"She must really hate you to something like that." Wes said.
"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"
"Whatever." Wes said still chuckling at his own stupid joke. "I don't think there's anything else to find in these bushes. Let's go to Presea's house and find out what she's up to."
"SHE'S NOT UP TO ANYTHING! YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT ON THIS ONE PAL!"
"Fine stay here. All alone and be unaware as to what could happen next."
"On second thought…"
"I knew you'd understand."
"Oh just shut up and let's get going."
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Zelos was walking back to his house slowly while think about the cat carving and the metal bird. He passed Raine and Genis' house. And was now passing Sheena's house. Her house lights were still on, her window was open and he could hear her talking to someone. He walked closer to the house to listen.
"…so this guy is like a total jerk. I mean really, don't you agree? Yeah, tell me about it. Well this guy named Lloyd is having a birthday tomorrow. Everyone in town's been invited. I'm still wrapping his present. I can't stand a bad wrapping. What? No way! I can't believe it. Yeah, I did see…" Zelos heard coming from Sheena's house.
"Why is she talking to herself?" Zelos thought. "I have got to see this." Zelos peeked through the window and saw Sheen lying on the couch with a half wrapped gift on her coffee table. All he could see was the back of her head. She was holding something up to her ear. Zelos couldn't have begun to wonder what it was. A cord ran from the end of the object into another object on the table that appeared to be a box. Zelos saw that a wire ran from that box and went into the wall.
"She's talking to a box? I thought talking to yourself was weird." Zelos thought as he stared at her talking endlessly into the object she was holding. He stepped back from the window and turned around only to see a
cat carving running down the road to Presea's house. Flying above him was the metal bird. Zelos ducked quickly into the bushes to avoid being seen by them. When they were out of view Zelos quickly stood up again and hit his head against the open window.
"OWOWOWOW!" He shouted falling onto the ground holding his head.
"What the?" he heard Sheena say. "One minute please I just heard something."
"Oh crud." Zelos rolled into the bushes and was immediately silent."
"Hmm. There doesn't appear to be anybody here. That's weird." She said looking out the window. The object was made up of two round objects on both sides of a small pole. She put it up to her ear and talking into the lower piece.
"Never mind it wasn't anybody." she said walking back to the couch. "So anyways…"
Zelos got up and walked to his house rubbing his head. When he was passing Presea's house he saw them again. Standing at the front door looking around were the cat carving and the metal bird.
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"It was nothing, really. I checked. Stop worrying." Sheena was saying to her "box". "Well it's been nice talking to you, but I'd better finish wrapping up Lloyd's present. I'll call you tomorrow. Ok? Ok." Sheena put the piece on the box and looked and the half wrapped present. Then she looked out the window. She heard some footsteps walking according to the sound, away from her house.
"Hmm… Why not?" she said and jumped out the window to find and follow whoever it was that was walking away.
Tai: We are proud to present to you... The End of chapter 6!
Genis: Who's we?
Tai: Shut up. Anyway, you stay here whileI go check out how the battle to be my favorite character goes.
Genis: Ok.
Presea: See you later.
Tai: Ok, see you later too.
(In the battle room)
Mithos: (Standing triumphantly on Lloyd) Who's next? C'mon ya scared.
Tai: Get off of Lloyd, he's in the story discussion team now in the computer room.
Mithos: (Gets off Lloyd) Ok, well anyway, Who's gonna face me next?
Tai: Give it a rest until Lloyd leaves.
Lloyd: Colette! You can do it! You can win! Win for me!
Mithos: Shaddup! I'm trying to pick who's next!
Regal: I'll fight you next!
Mithos: Bring it on!
Regal: I will!
Mithos: BRING IT ON!
Regal: Dude, shut up.
Mithos: BRING IT ON!
Regal: Take this you moron! RISING DRAGON!
Mithos: BRING IT OOO-AAAGGGHHH!
Tai: Sigh (Leaves room)
(Computer room)
Presea: Welcome back Tai.
Tai: Hi.
Lloyd: You can do it Colette.
Genis: What happened?
Tai: Mithos.
Genis: I see.
Wes: I'm trapped in the body of a moron... HELP ME! WHERE'S MY CAT CARVING?
Tai: Save it for the story.
Wes: Whatever you say.
Mettal: You have a better name than me.
Wes: You chose your name so don't complain.
Mettal: Okie dokie.
Wes: That line is soo lame.
Tai: I'm trying to post this on the site now so shut up!
(End of A/N silence)