Disclaimer: I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. Those are owned by Bioware.
A/N: Well it's been a long time since I've written anything. I'm currently working on a Harry Potter story that is due to come out within the next month. This story here is the first of many one shots in the mass effect universe. I'm actually thinking of making another spoof story like I've done in the past. I'll put a poll on my page if you guys and girls want me to turn this into a full blown spoof story.
"Nihlus, Are you sure you don't want us to come with you?" Shepard asked as the Normandy approached the drop off point.
"Negative Commander, I move faster on my own." The Turian said as he hit the button to open the cargo bay.
Seeing this Shepard turned to Captain Anderson. "Sir, Is he really gonna jump out of a fast movie space ship?"
"He knows what he's doing commander," Anderson said determinedly. Shepard wasn't so sure.
"See you guys at the rendezvous point." Nihlus turned and jumped out.
Shepard blinked and turned to Anderson. "I don't really don't think he understood what he just did Sir."
"He'll be fine. Like I said, he knows what he's doing!" Anderson stated.
"Uh Commander, Nihlus just splattered against the side of a wall." Kaiden Alenko said.
"Fuck!" Anderson swore.
"Commander!"
"Sorry Shepard, but this just put a huge dent in our mission." Anderson stated.
Shepard looked around and noticed that Alenko and Jenkins were staring at Anderson uncertainly.
"Well, I guess we'll continue with the mission," Anderson paused. "We'll just leave the fact of Nihlus's demise." Anderson paused once more as an idea suddenly struck him. "In fact, well say he died while fighting Heroically against an unnamed enemy."
"More like trying to fight being scrapped off a concrete wall." Jenkins muttered.
"Jenkins!" Anderson yelled.