Chapter 4 - Wax

Sebastian wakes me up at 6'o clock for dinner.

When I get to the dining room, I see Alira and Sapphira are already there. Alira is staring at Ciel. CREEPILY.

After saying "Hello" to me, Ciel turns and sees Alira. "What the bloody hell are you doing‽"

"Your hair is so perfect and blue…" she replied "I love it"

"OK, kitty what is she doing?"

"She's fangirlng, she'll get over it in a minute."

Through out the conversation, Sapphira was mute.

"Okay over it. Want to play chess?"

"NO!" Ciel replies.

"How about strip poker?"

"What's that?"

"A form of poker in which a player with a losing hand takes off an item of clothing as a forfeit."

"Chess sounds good." He then whispered "Fucking toffer."

"I heard that! And by the way I look up victorian slang motherfucker!

"sooo chess…"

"Alright Ciel, these are my terms and conditions. If you win I won't eat any cake for a week."

"Interesting… Very well, Sebastian get me my chess set!" he said while standing up and slamming his fork down onto the table. ANIME STYLE!

—A Short While later in the study—

I shouted "Ciel, Pluto's coming to attack and rape you!"

As he turned, Alira moved the chess pieces around until he was in checkmate.

"CHECKMATE! Ciel" She announced.

"what-how what happened‽"

"You let your guard down. Speaking of which take your shirt off. Sebastian mix honey, sugar and lemon together in a pot until it hardens. Then bring it here. Mey-rin, get strips of cloth. Kitty, we are going to have fun tonight."

I laughed hysterically as everyone did as they were told.

"So, Ciel," I said "Are you ready for pain‽ You know what, I don't care!"

Once Mey-rin and Sebastian returned we got to work.

Alira told Ciel to lay down and straddled his back.

Sebastian handed her the wax and Mey-rin gave me the strips of cloth.

"What have I gotten myself into?" Said Ciel.

"A fun time… For me at least." Replied Alira.

She grabbed the wooden spoon in the wax pot and spread it on Ciel.

"That's not so bad-AAAHHHHHH… It's pulling on my hair"

She put the cloth strip on the wax and rubbed it in.

"What's going on is this some kind of sick fetish!"

"sort of…"

She ripped the strip off and Ciel screamed, his face going red.

"Oh my God your skin… So smooth" She said "oh, Ciel… Is it strange that this is turning me on".

"A bit" I said laughing at Ciel's pain.

"Sebastian! Make it stop!"

"Young Master. I do believe you agreed to this. Rules state, you have to endure the pain."

We continued this until all the hair was gone (not that there was many to begin with). In the lst few minutes Alira just kissed his back and whispered "It's ok now…"

"I can't feel my back" cried Ciel.

"There, there now" she said "I'll kiss it better" and that she did.

"You are sadistic"

"Love you too"

"so we have about half an hour left of you under my control, what should I do."

"No more pain… Please"

"awwwww"

"so what are you gonna do now"

"hmmmm… I have a few things in mind"

"NO!" I yelled "Not now… Or ever"

Oh come on" She said "I get lonely some times.

"Do I get a say in this!" Shoute Ciel.

No!" We yelled in unison.

"Well I guess you could feed me cake" she said

"That's not so ba-"

"And dance"

"Fine!"

"Haha virgins" I said referencing YGO TAS.

"Oh you and your references"

"Can I put my shirt back on now" interrupts Ciel.

"I guess…"

At that moment Sapphira walked in saying "OK, I heard screaming. Who gave Alira scissors"

"Sadly no-one, my dear, we were just waxing Ciel" replies Alira.

"I know you enough to not be creeped out but by that but may I ask, Why did you wax Ciel?"

"Because, I totally won that duel"

"But we weren't even duelling‽" Ciel says

"Duh. Because I won!"

"So any way I was just a bit worried because i saw Sebastian walking with a pot and thought Alira was preforming some sort of ritual."

"She might as well have!" yells Ciel as he rubs his back.

"So any way clothes on and let's get going… It's cake time!" shouts Alira

"So… no dancing"

"No my dear. That's half the fun‽"

"Kitty why did you bring her here‽"

"She adds fun to things and also She's my friend" Said I.

"Are all your friends harlots or something?"

"Hey!… Wait what's a harlot?" Asks Sapphira.

"A human trampoline, also known as a prostitute, love" Answered Alira.

"Oh… Hey!"

"So are we gonna just stand around here or are we gonna eat some cake!" I complained.

"Good point lovey dearest. We shall feast like kings on the baked heavenly mixture which contains the vessels of the unborn. But first we dance!"

Their dance was somewhere between Tango, Salsa and terribly awkward ballroom dancing. Needless to say. It was hilarious. It was hilarious. It ended wit Alira shouting "Ole!"

We then walked towards the dining room and Ciel ordered Sebastian to bring us came of the strawberry variety.

Me and Sapphira grabbed forks and began eating our slices. Alira, was of course, being fed by and annoyed Earl Phantomhive.

"You're enjoying this way too much aren't you?" I said.

"Way to point out the obvious, Sherlock." She replies sassily.

"Why the hell did I agree to this‽" whines Ciel.

"Because you love me?"

"I just met you today!"

Sebastian returns and says "The quest rooms have been prepared, Young master".

"Alright then I think we should all get to bed!" Ciel points out.

"But I don't wanna?" I whined.

"Come on it"s getting late!"

"No it isn't!" says Alira backing me up.

"Well, I am kind of tired" says Sapphira.

"You're not one of us!" Shouts Alira dramatically.

"Well I am the noble and you are staying at my mansion so what I say goes!" exclaims Ciel.

"Fine! But I want a hug!" pouts Alira.

"… Fine…"

"Yay" Shouted Alira grabbing Ciel practically crushing him and letting go after a few seconds.

"Ow… For a girl you have a strong grip."

"I shall let the mild sexism pass just once"

"so to bed no?" I asked

"To the fun rooms!"

Ciel walks off to his room alone because Sebastian was showing Sapphira and Alira to their rooms.

As I walked to mine I thought about today's events. Bringing those two here really did spice things up a bit but I'm definitely sure it annoyed Ciel. Not to mention hurt him… Literally. Well you know what they say "A cheerful rooster makes great bacon in the afternoon… I've spent too much time with Alira.

Surprisingly I'm still tired so I go straight to sleep. That's one exhausting portal. One hell of a portal you might say.

OK i tried to get this out as soon as possible but i kept putting it off so kudos for me for finally uploading I deserve a present. HORRAY. my sister is watching sponge bob in the other room in arabic. (mystery chapter writer face) WHO ROTE THIS CHAAPTER‽ have any of you watched Sweeny Todd it's a BLOODY good movie (Pun intended) so any next chapter will hopefully be out soon i'm gonna go stretch now.