dis is moi ferst fan ficten I em rely prod of et.
one day scut was walkin and he walk intu medick
"hoi scut" sed medick "ho is lief?"
"shadap cuz evryone knoes yer gey medick" scut sed tu medick
den medick cri and den medick dai
scut laufed and den he steel intelagances
"i got teh fukin intelagances muruns" scut yeld
but den spai apered bhind scut!
"yu ded moddafukar" spai snorted
scut turnd round and stebed spai in his stomac wit a knoif
spai did his gey screm and daied
but den gab newl cam and nucked evryone in teh world fer bichin abut haf lief tree
teh end