To the guest reviewer: So, there will be, kind of, sort of, a 3DS port of Xenoblade Chronicles announced, I say "kind of, sort of" because it requires the new revision of the 3DS… since it has more processing power than the regular 3DS/XL/2DS. Unless they're adding new content, such as the nearly complete area The Bionis' left shoulder.
So, it looks like that ironically, the wii version is still cheaper.
Anyways… Back to writing!
Chapter 2: Meeting the Smashers Part 1
The first morning Shulk woke up in the Smash Mansion he just looked around confused. "What's going on..." He muttered to himself. "This isn't my room..." It took him several more seconds to recall the previous day, how he had said good bye to his companions, and accepted coming to this place as a Smasher. "Right." He muttered rubbing his head. He eventually glanced at the Monado that was currently sitting on the dresser.
He got up and quickly changed into his normal clothes, and after doing his morning business, he decided to walk around the Smash Mansion to try and figure everything out. He just looked at the Monado. He didn't feel too comfortable about carrying the red sword around, so he just left it on the dresser as he stepped outside of his room.
"So you're the new guy." A voice said.
Shulk just turned to see a young boy wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt. He had a red baseball cap with a purple bill on his head. He was currently holding a file folder with a bunch of papers inside.
"Yes." Shulk replied.
"Well, I'm Ness." the kid said extending his hand, Shulk just awkwardly shook it. "And I've been tasked with giving you a tour of the Smash Mansion and answering any questions you may have, and letting you know anything you need to know."
"You're how old?" Shulk asked a bit confused.
"That's irrelevant, but I'm twelve." Ness replied.
"Isn't that a bit young?" Shulk wondered.
"No." Ness shrugged off the comment. "We're all here because Master Hand sees us as someone strong. Don't take appearances for granted, otherwise you'll find yourself face first on the ground during the tournament."
Shulk just nodded. "Understood."
"And besides, I'm still your senior as a Smasher." Ness laughed.
Ness showed him around the mansion, going through each room and explaining the different things. They stopped in one of the training rooms. Ness just began to type something on a computer, and suddenly the room changed. They were now floating in what appeared to be a much bigger space. Across the area there were red and white targets.
"What is this?!" Shulk said.
"Hologram training." Ness explained. "This particular mode is called break the targets."
"This is amazing. I've never seen anything like it." Shulk said "The closest thing I've seen to this, you could still tell it was a projected screen."
"Oh?" Ness said.
"It was when I was fighting Egil's mechon Yaldabaoth." Shulk said.
Ness just closed his eyes. "Okay, I see." He said.
"You see?" Shulk said confused.
"I just read your mind to see what you saw." Ness said. "I'm a psychic. Anyways, yeah, this is much more advanced than that."
"I'd love to inspect all of this technology." Shulk said.
Ness just glanced at the papers inside the file folder. "It says here you were an engineer."
"Yes, in the Colony 9 defense force." Shulk said.
"The past six months you've been helping rebuild your home... Hmm." Ness just remained in deep thought for several seconds. "Unfortunately, I've got some bad news."
Shulk just looked at Ness confused. "Bad news?"
"Yes," Ness replied. "Due to how some people are from different time periods, for example, I'm from what's classified as a 'modern time period', we can't let anyone look at the technology."
"Why not?" Shulk asked.
"It's a safety precaution. If I were to go back to my world, with the technology that's here, and reproduce it, instead of eventually getting there naturally, the results could be disastrous." Ness said. "That's why, you will be banned from opening anything. Especially since you're an engineer, I don't doubt that you would be able to reverse engineer somethings."
"Very well." Shulk said.
Eventually the tour continued on, and then finished. "Well then, Shulk if you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask anyone. You're allowed to use any of the amenities available, such as the pool or weight room. Once again, I have to remind you that you can't take apart any of the technology to see how it works. Please be careful so that you don't hurt your self, don't pick fights with the other Smashers, and finally, there will be a physical required before you will actually be able to fight. You will get more information on that soon."
"Thank you, Ness." Shulk said.
Ness just handed Shulk the file folder. "In this file folder is some finer rules you have to abide by, so please read through them. Also, there are pictures of everyone in the mansion so far. Good luck in getting settled in. What you do for the rest of the day is completely up to you."
"Thanks." Shulk said.
He made his way to the kitchen and made a pot of tea. He sat down at the table and began to read through the folder, occasionally taking a sip of the tea. "You're the new person?" A voice said. He looked up to see someone in a pink dress. He recognized her from the folder as Princess Peach.
"Yes, hello." He said. "I'm Shulk."
"Princess Peach." She said. "I see you're having tea, can I join you?"
"Of course." Shulk said.
Princess Peach just poured a cup of tea and sat down at the table. "So you came in early this morning, right?"
"Yes." Shulk laughed. "I was a bit worried about the different times, but it hasn't hit me so far."
Princess Peach just laughed. "I'm sure by the end of today you'll certainly be feeling it."
Shulk just nodded. "I've just been looking over this folder, and it seems like there are a lot of people here. I'm a bit worried that I won't be able to remember everyone."
"Don't worry about it, I'm sure in a week or two you'll know who everyone is." Peach smiled.
She was friendly, in the back of Shulk's mind he was wondering how someone like her could fight. She wasn't like the other princess he knew, Melia, if anything Princess Peach was giving off a helpless, defenseless aura. She just had a care free attitude around her..
"Oh, tea?" A voice said.
Shulk looked up to see another Smasher, this one was another woman, and she was in a dress as well. He quickly double checked the file folder, and found that the person was Princess Zelda. However right next to her picture was another picture of someone who had their face covered, it was labled Sheik. There was a note scribbled underneath the pictures saying 'Same person'.
"Yes, Zelda." Peach said.
"What flavor Peach?" Zelda asked.
"Sorry, I didn't make it." Princess Peach replied. "It was the newcomer."
Princess Zelda just looked over Shulk. "Oh, welcome to the Smashers, I'm Princess Zelda of Hyrule."
"Shulk, Heir to the Monado, from the Bionis." Shulk replied. "The tea is pomagranate, I just grabbed the first thing that I saw in that cubboard."
Princess Zelda nodded and then went and poured a cup to join them. They began to talk. They just went over what each of their home worlds was like. Shulk explained how the Bionis used to be a corpse of a giant God, and the war between them and the Mechonis. Peach explained about the Mushroom Kingdom, and Zelda followed up with explaining about Hyrule.
"Aren't you worried about your kingdoms?" Shulk wondered.
"A bit." Princess Peach said. "But, nothing bad ever happens when I'm not there. It only happens when I'm actually there."
"Same," Princess Zelda said. "Besides, a kingdom is not just run by a princess, or queen alone. There are the people, and I trust that they can do what's necessary. Besides, aren't you worried about the reconstruction efforts of your world?"
"A bit, but I trust that all the races will work together from now on." Shulk replied. "That and I think all the major issues were taken care of in the first two months."
"You don't seem all that nervous when talking to royalty." Zelda said.
"Oh, one of my companions was a princess of the High Entia race." Shulk said.
"Was she much trouble?"
"No, just the assassins that were sent after her." Shulk sighed.
The two princesses just laughed.
"It's not funny." Shulk said.
"Well, I promise there will be no assassins after us here." Princess Peach said. "So you don't have to worry about that."
"Well, that's good." Shulk said.
The two princess had finished their tea. "It was nice meeting you Shulk." Princess Zelda said, as she got up.
"Likewise." Shulk replied.
"Sorry, but I've got somewhere else to be." Zelda said.
"Same, I'm sure we'll have another time to finish this conversation." Peach said. "I'm sure we can have tea again."
"Yes, of course." Shulk said. The two princesses walked away. There were a bit more casual than he was expecting.
Shulk just finished his tea, and began to wash the dishes, and then dried them off. There were also some left over dishes from the previous few days, he just took this opportunity to quickly try and figure out where everything went, especially since they were responsible for making their own dishes. As he was finishing up putting away some knives, a green haired woman wearing radiant white walked into the kitchen. He recognized her from the folder as Palutena.
"It looks like there is another new mortal here." Palutena smiled. "I'm the Goddess Palutena, and I was in your shoes last month. Please, let me know if there is anything I can do to help."
"Thank you, I'm Shulk."
Suddenly through out the hallways, a voice was shouting. "Lady Palutena!"
Palutena just cringed.
"Someone is looking for you…"
"It's Pit," Palutena sighed, "another Smasher, and the captain of my guards. He's a bit overprotective."
Suddenly, rushing in to the kitchen came an angel dressed in white. "I've been looking all over for you!"
"Pit, I'm perfectly fine here in the Smash Mansion, I don't need you to keep a constant watch over me." Palutena said.
"No you're not!" Pit said. "I've heard rumors of the newcomer who just came in this morning. It's said that he has killed Gods!" It was at that moment that Pit noticed Shulk in the kitchen. As Shulk had been putting away the various dishes and utensils, before Palutena came into the kitchen, he still had a knife in his hand. It wasn't a small butter knife, it was a 7 and a half inch chef's knife.
Pit wasted no time in drawing his bow. An energy arrow suddenly appeared.
"You've come to kill Lady Palutena, haven't you?" Pit said.
Shulk just stood there a bit dumbfounded. He then glanced at the chef's knife that was in his hand. "Oh…" He said. "No, I was just putting away the dishes, trying to figure out where everything was."
Pit didn't put down the bow. "Yeah right."
"No, really." Shulk said.
"Pit…" Palutena said annoyed. "You didn't care that I was around Ike when he had killed a God previously."
"But that's different." Pit said. "I've been around Ike long enough to know that he's a good guy. This newcomer on the other hand. Sorry, lady Palutena, but we don't know anything about him, especially if he could attack you at any minute."
"I'm sure if you keep pointing that bow and arrow at his face he will attack you." Palutena sighed.
"Just get out of here, Lady Palutena." Pit said. "I'll make sure that he doesn't chase after you."
Palutena however stretched out her hand and a staff appeared. A blue gem on the staff began to glow and Pit was teleported away. "Sorry about that." Palutena apologized.
"No, it's fine, he wouldn't of been able to hit me anyways." Shulk said, putting the chef's knife into the knife block.
"But you've killed a God?" Palutena said. "This sounds interesting, I'd like to hear it."
Shulk just looked rather embarrassed. "Well… His name was Zanza, and he was going to kill everyone on the Bionis. So we fought back, and killed him in order to save our world."
Pit just rushed back into the kitchen. "Lady Palutena, how dare you teleport me away!" He shouted, drawing his bow once again. "I'm trying to protect you from him, the god killer."
"He only has killed a single evil god, Pit." Palutena said.
"That makes it worse!" Pit shouted afraid. "What if he passes judgement based upon those three years you were p-" Pit didn't get to finish his sentence as Palutena had teleported him away once again. Shulk just looked at her confused.
"What he was about to say wasn't too important." She said. "Don't worry about it."
"He must care about you, if he's that protective." Shulk said. "You can tell him not to worry, it was just a one time thing. Besides, the rules say that no killing is allowed."
Pit rushed back into the kitchen. This time he was gasping for air. "You shouldn't have teleported me away, Lady Palutena." Shulk just pulled out a glass and filled it with water to hand to Pit.
"Pit, it's okay, you don't have to worry about Shulk." Palutena said. "He's a good person, he's not going to try and kill me. The only God he killed was evil and he only did it because it was absolutely necessary to stop his planet from being destroyed."
Pit just looked at Shulk and then at Palutena. "Oh. Well why didn't he say that earlier. I'm Pit, and don't think that you're the only person here who's killed a god, because I've also killed Gods."
"With much assistance, from several other gods." Palutena added on. "While Pit himself was in a Mech Suit."
"Lady Palutena!" Pit said a bit flustered. "He's not supposed to know that."
"A Mech Suit?" Shulk said.
"Yeah, I bet you've never seen anything like it!" Pit said. "It's called The Great Sacred Treasure, and it's so cool. It transforms into a bunch of different modes, it has a ton of different weapons. It flies around super fast. So how did you kill that god?"
"A sword." Shulk replied.
"Isn't that overdone?" Pit wondered. "Ah well, he must have been pretty weak if he was slayed by a sword."
"The sword could actually alter reality…" Shulk said.
Pit didn't look too amused. "Come on, that was the sword doing that, not you!" He protested.
"And you had a mech suit that slayed the god you were fighting." Shulk said. "That wasn't you fighting it."
"I was still piloting it!" Pit said.
"And the sword is an extension of the wielder's body." Shulk said.
"Well..." Pit went on. Shulk quickly realized that he wasn't going to actually win this battle, and that Pit was rather stubborn. He figured the quickest way win was to change the subject. He glanced around and noticed that amidst their argument, Lady Palutena had slipped out while Pit was distracted.
"Your goddess seems to have moved elsewhere."
Pit just looked around, and noticed that Shulk was telling the truth. "We'll have to finish this later!" Pit said, "We'll have a fight as God slayers!"
"Sure…" Shulk said. And with that Pit was off. Of course, he wasn't alone when he slayed Zanza, he had help from his companions, and Alvis. Together they were able to summon a third Monado that brought down the mad god.
No one else had entered into the kitchen, so Shulk traveled around the Smash Mansion introducing himself to the various Smashers.
"Another newcomer?" One female named Robin said.
There was another person who looked almost identical to her, including having the same name, except he was a man.
"We were the last batch of newcomers." He said. "It's nice to not be the new person anymore. Although, there was three of us last time, and now only one of you… It might be a bit lonely…"
"That's fine." Shulk said.
"Although since it's only been a few weeks since we joined…" Robin let off a heavy sigh. "Just don't let what anyone says online get to you. Or the fan pairings…"
"Fan pairings?" Shulk said a bit confused.
"Trust me, you'll be finding out eventually, it's better if you just live the last few moments in peaceful ignorance." Robin said. "Wait, do you all ready have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?"
"WHAT!?" Shulk said, caught completely off guard.
"I'm not judging you, it's just a simple yes or no question." Robin said.
"Yes!" Shulk said flustered. "I have a girlfriend."
"You might want to notify her and tell her that anything she hears about you and you're involvement here in this tournament is most likely going to be wrong if it involves anything besides fighting." Robin said. "I mean I remember when I was introduced, and how I was allegedly enamored by Captain Falcon's muscles…"
"What?" Shulk said confused.
"When my wife heard that, she was enraged." Robin laughed.
"You're married!?" Shulk said surprised.
Robin just laughed. "Yeah, though I come from what the others described as a medieval world. That and we were constantly at war, you didn't know if you'd live through the next battle, so you had to enjoy life at any chance you got."
Shulk just nodded. "I guess that's understandable, you don't know if the person right beside you will die, or you will in a fight."
"Yes. So, what was your world and adventures like?"
"Adventures?" Shulk said confused. "How did you know?"
Robin just laughed. "Nearly everyone here has gone on an adventure two. I doubt you'd be any different. You don't have the same aura as Villager, or the Wii Fit Trainers."
Shulk just looked at Robin confused. "Villager? Wii fit Trainers?"
"They're other people. You'll meet them later, and it will make sense then." Robin said. "So, what was your world like?"
"It used to be two corpses of giant gods, the Bionis and Mechonis. The inhabitants of the Bionis, we were also at war with a race of machines." Shulk said. "They attacked us, and we tried to fight back, but we were barely able to do anything against them. One day after a year of peace they attacked again, and during that attack I had inherited the only weapon that could consistently hurt them. I set off to find one after I thought he killed my girlfriend, she was just my friend back then."
"I see." Robin said. "That sounds absolutely nothing like any of the worlds that I've seen."
"You've seen other worlds?"
Robin just nodded. "In my world there existed something called the Outrealm Gate. And we could use it to travel to other worlds briefly."
"We didn't even learn of the existence of other worlds until 6 months ago in mine." Shulk said.
"Since we're here for a fighting tournament, you probably don't want to say it, but how do you fight?" Robin asked.
"I have a sword up in my room. With that." Shulk replied.
"Another swords user." Robin laughed. "Guess that's one thing we have in common. I use a sword too, and some magic."
"Should you really be telling me this?" Shulk wondered. "Doesn't this put you at a disadvantage?"
Robin just shrugged. "It doesn't really matter, all of the older people know each other all ready, and any surprises are the newcomers, but we all will be training in the same area, so you'll be watched and people will try to figure out your secrets. I figure you might as well just get it out into the open right now, it's just a friendly competition after all. Besides, figuring out how to beat someone is my job. I'm a tactician."
"I guess that's another thing we have in common." Shulk said. "During battle, I was the one always relaying the instructions to everyone else with how to fight."
Robin just laughed. "No way!"
"Yeah." Shulk said.
Robin just had a smile across his face. "Next you're going to tell me you were a vessel for a dark being."
"Actually..."
"Are you my long lost twin brother?" Robin laughed. "Maybe you're just another version of me from a parallel universe, just like that other Robin!"
Shulk just laughed. "What if you're just another version of me?"
"Oh come on, I'm the original. I was brought into the Smashers first." Robin teased. "Besides, I'm much better looking. You know what, we've got to play a game of chess or something later."
"Agreed." Shulk said.
"Okay, I'll find you sometime tomorrow!" Robin said.
"Right."
The two shook hands, and Shulk continued his journey through the mansion trying to find and introduce himself to each of the Smashers. As he met each one, he just put a small check mark beside their photo in the folder.
As he was passing a room he heard a bunch of childish voices. He stopped, and noticed that the door was partly open..
Shulk reached for the doorknob when suddenly there was a vision that flashed into his head. As soon as he walked into the room a bucket of water would fall on his head drenching him. It had been a while since he had last had a vision, six months in fact, not since the final battle with Zanza, where the god was freaking out that Shulk was still able to see the future while his own vision had been clouded. It took him a few seconds to regain his senses, and remember how his visions worked. He was almost annoyed that the first time a vision had appeared in six months was for something so stupid.
He just pushed the door open and stepped back. Sure enough a bucket of water fell down and splashed all over the ground. He walked in looking at a young boy wearing green who looked frustrated. "It missed!"
From the folder he recognized him as Toon Link. Ness had wrote a warning about Toon Link, that he was quite the prankster. There were a few other younger Smashers in the room too. He recognized Ness. There was another with a yellow and red striped shirt with blonde hair that he knew as Lucas from the folder. There was one wearing a purpleish, blue parka that he knew as Popo. Another had brown hair, and a red shirt with a giant 1 on it, the folder called him Villager. The last person in the room however he didn't recognize from the folder. He had brown hair that was currently point to the side, and was wearing a blue and white t-shirt, along with black shorts. His shoes that he was wearing looked rather odd. There were large blue boots.
"Shulk." Ness said. "What brings you here?"
"I was just meeting with everyone myself." Shulk replied. "However, I don't know who that person is. He wasn't in the files."
"He was. This is Rock." Ness said. "He's also known as Mega Man!"
"It's nice to meet you Shulk." Rock said stretching out his hand. Shulk took it and shook it. It was rather hard.
Shulk must have been making a face, because Ness immediately spoke up. "Rock is a robot."
"A robot?" Shulk said.
"Yeah." Rock said. He pressed a watch on his arm and suddenly he was transformed fully into a blue suit, complete with a helmet. Now, Shulk recognized him from the files. "I'm Mega Man. I used to be an assistant robot, until I volunteered for Dr. Light to transform me to protect my world from Dr. Wily and all the robots he was making."
"I see." Shulk said. "Well, I hope that we all will have pleanty of upcoming battles."
"You didn't hear?" Lucas muttered a bit depressed.
"Hear what?"
"Well, not all of us are confirmed for the new season." Ness sighed. "Lucas and I haven't gotten our confirmation yet..."
"Oh, I'm sorry." Shulk said.
"Don't worry about it, it's not like you were supposed to know." Ness laughed. "You only just got here. I can see why you wouldn't know, you barely even know everyone's names. You only know what you've been told. And it's not like you can see the future."
"I actually-" Shulk began.
"I don't want to go away from the Smashers." Lucas suddenly cried, interrupting Shulk. "I don't want to leave." Everyone was just staring at the young psychic. "I don't have anyone waiting for me back home. I'm all alone! The Smashers is the closest thing to family I have!"
"None of us want to leave Luke." Ness said, just doing his best to comfort the young boy. "Besides, don't you have your companions? What did you say their names were? Duster, and Kumatora?"
Lucas nodded weakly. "They're there but..."
"And you're father is still alive, right?" Ness said.
"I don't want to go back to that house." Lucas said. "There is just too much pain remembering everything."
"I'm sure we'll both be back." Ness said. It was quite clear that Ness was nervous.
"You'll be fine, Ness. You're one of the originals. You'll be safe, that's what everyone says." Lucas said, he was extremely bitter. He just looked up at Shulk. "This could be you next. Just the flavor of the month, once you've had your one season in the spotlight, you'll be kicked to the side."
"Lucas, this isn't like you." Popo said.
Shulk decided to say nothing else about the subject and just politely excused himself. "I'm sorry for troubling you." He said making his way to the door.
"Don't be sorry." Lucas said. "It's your fault..." Popo quickly covered his mouth.
Ness just looked at Shulk. "Sorry, as you can see the stress is getting to us."
Shulk walked out of the room, and began to look for the next Smasher. The next three he bumped into was: Wario, Ganondorf, and Bowser. He found them in a TV room.
As he entered, into the room Ganondorf just glared at Shulk. "Another newcomer." He said rather bored. He got up off of the chair that he was sitting in and just inspected Shulk. He was constantly glaring down at him, giving off an aura of intimidation. "You're rather small." He said. "Why did you come here?"
"Just to introduce myself." Shulk said.
"You're polite too." Ganondorf said rather annoyed. "I don't exactly like that."
A rather short and chubby man came up to them. He had a rather jagged mustache. "This is the new guy?" He grumbled.
"Yes, Wario." Ganondorf said.
Wario just looked over Shulk. "I don't like him. Has too much of that nice guy aura around him."
Bowser was also looking down at Shulk.
"My name is Shulk."
"What sort of name is Shulk?" Bowser asked.
"With a name like that I'd expect you to be greener." Wario said.
"Ah, I see that's why Ness scribbled these notes." Shulk said, looking at the folder and ignoring the three. By the three's pictures there were little scribbles just saying that they weren't the friendliest people, and were rather villainous. "If you're trying to intimidate me, you can stop."
"You don't know this, but I've killed people before." Ganondorf said.
"And I've come back from the dead twice." Shulk replied. "You're really not all that intimidating."
Ganondorf just cracked a small smile. "Good, you have a spine." He said walking back to the chair.
The other two however just walked away, not too interested in Shulk. Ganondorf just laughed. "We're known as the villainous Smashers." He said. "I'm Ganondorf the King of Evil." He glanced to the side, and noticed that the other two had left the room. "The other two idiots were just trying their best to keep up appearances."
"I see…" Shulk said.
"I'm sure you understand how much of a PR nightmare it is if we're nice. At least during actual matches. They just try to play the part all the time though." Ganondorf said. "Welcome to the Smashers, Shulk."
"Thanks." Shulk said as he walked out of the room.
Notes:
"No, just the assassins that were sent after her." The first time I played through the game… Those assassins… They were one of the hardest bosses for me. (Partly my fault since, well I completely forgot that the Monado didn't hurt homs, or High Entia so it was always bouncing off of them doing 1 damage… Still I think it should still be able to do a decent amount of blunt trauma regardless…)
Palutena and Pit: I wanted to have a bit of fun with the whole Shulk killing a God thing. I was thinking that Pit would be over protective of Palutena, and Palutena getting annoyed.
Robin: On tumblr I saw a picture of Robin with the text "Shipping lord has come". And I wrote the section as it was just supposed to be a quick jab at shipping, and the future Smash pairings that he will no doubt be in, despite having Fiora. Then the more I thought about it the more they seemed alike…
Kid Smashers: I was thinking him meeting MegaMan would be awkward due to him being a robot... but it really isn't. Shulk had moved beyond his hatred for the Mechon in Xenoblade. I wanted the other kid Smashers there mainly because of some of them not being confirmed to be back yet. And sort of the thought that Lucas is like the inverse of Shulk. Where Shulk was able to save Fiora, Lucas lost his brother.
Ganondorf, Bowser, Wario: I really wanted to get in the whole Shulk being a shorthand reference for She Hulk somehow. I had another idea for Ganondorf, but I decided to move it to someone else who hasn't been introduced yet. I just see them trying to intimidate the newcomers to try and show dominance.
I was going to do the Smash Swordsmen next… BUT Robin's section just got bigger and bigger, and I wanted to post something, and that hadn't been edited yet, so that's going to be the next chapter…
Random thought: I wonder, if the troll fic "Supper Smash Bros Mishonh from God" was made today how badly it would treat the new characters. Palutena possibly being evil. Shulk either being evil, or switching between one of Sara's rotating boyfriends… or both… Villager… would he be a sweet kid, or the psycho villager meme… It's probably best not to dwell on such thoughts…
*Actually looks to see how many *BLANK* reads that story there are in the archive…* HOLY CRAP!? There are 6 On the first page alone when I wrote this?! Well fine it's only over done it's not like anything… *Refreshes page* *Sees more for a new story that she wrote*
Wait what do you mean that she started posting a sequel?
OH SWEET MERCIFUL LADY MEYNETH NO!
Well... I guess I have my answer...