A/N - WEEEEEELLLLLLCCCCCOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE BACK HETALIANS! Now just imagine that in an awesome intro voice. Yep, that'd be awesome. Anyway, sorry about the late updated chapter. However, now we meet A NEW PLAYER! And by player I mean an actual country from the anime. THAT BEING SAID, we don't own Hetalia, though we do own the Rebellion. You, the reader, owns ...well...you. Anyway, ON WITH THE SHOW!

CHAPTER 5

Austria: *comes in* Vell, It looks like you guys are having fun.

Denmark: *sarcastic* A real blast. Why am I even here?

Austria: * Brushing off Denmark's question* Well lets all sit dinner will be ready any moment.

* Everyone sits down at a long rectangular table. Just as everyone sits down, the food comes out, and everyone starts eating*

Denmark: *irritated* WHY AM I HERE!?

*everyone looks at Denmark*

Eris: . . . .Yes, why is Denmark here?

Austria: Oh, I just figured you vould vant to see your countries.

Germany: Vait . . . Zhen vhy am I here?

Karma: *At Eris* Awwwwww. Germany does not remember you.

Germany: *remembers something* Ah! So you're-

Eris: The very one.

Germany: Und zhat-

Eris: Yep.

Germany: But, you DIED!

Eris: Did I now? Hm, that's interesting. I'm sitting here now, aren't I?

Karma: Wait wait wait. You did what now? Eris, I thought I was you're friend! Why didn't you tell me that you are a ghost?

Eris: *rolls eyes* Karma, please. I had to fake my death.

Karma: Oooohhhh. Yeah, I've done that before. It's pretty tricky.

Denmark: What….. Who are you people?

Eris: Classified. *continues eating*

Karma: Say, is it just me, or are Germany and Eris a lot alike?

Germany and Eris: What? . . . No. * awkwardly realize that they said it at the same time*

Denmark: Well, you do both have blue eyes and blonde hair.

Austria: Yes, you both do seem to take your job very seriously.

Karma: Not to mention they befriend crazy people, both have a dark past, and -.

Eris: KARMA! * Glaring at karma*

Karma: What?!

Denmark: *smirks* You two are would make a really cute couple.

Karma: Yeah, a real match made in heaven.

*Denmark and karma are laughing*

Germany and Eris: Shut it Dane! * realizes that once again they said the same thing at the same time*

Austria: *smirks* Vell now, let's get down to business. Zhe reason I called you here is bec-

*America comes running into the dining hall with his pants on fire. Britain comes shortly after chasing after America with a bucket of water*

America: AHHHHHHHHH! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE HELP! HELP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Britain: Come over here you daft git! You are going to blow our cover!

Eris: . . . .

Karma: . . . . .

Austria: . . . .

Denmark: . . . . Was that Britain and America?!

Germany: . . . . . A better question: Vas America on FIRE?!

Austria:*coolly* He better not set my house on fire.

Germany: Is anyvone going to help him?

Denmark: Hmm, too lazy.

Eris: Oh, I am sure he is just fi-

America: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Denmark: . . . . .

Germany: . . .

Austria: . . .

Karma: Fine, we will help him out come on Eris.

* Eris and Karma grab a bucket of water and follow the sound of America screaming. One they found America running around in circles in shear panic, and Britain just standing there laughing at America. Eris dumps bucket of water on America.*

America: *happily shouting* Hey, thanks dude! You saved me!

Britain: Damn….*scurries away*

Karma: How did you get on fire in the first place?

America: Well you see there was this really smoking hot chick with a hamburger an-

*Karma takes bucket from Eris's hands and slams it on Americas head, and then walks away. Eris follows shortly after holding her hand to her mouth, her shoulders shaking from contained laughter*

Germany: Vhat is going on? Vhy vas America on fire?

Karma: Oh, just America being America.

Denmark: Where did they go?

Karma: Oh, they're hiding behind that wall.*points to wall* They have been for most of the meeting.

Austria: Vait, vhat?!

Germany: Vait, how do you know zhat?

Karma: I'm a spy. I have trained my ears to hear a person's breath and heartbeat, plus America has been giggling at everything we say.

America:*shouting though the wall* But you're accents are just sooo funny!

Britain: *scolding America*I told you to shut up America! Damn, our cover is blown. *runs away*

America: *comes out from hiding behind the wall* Well I guess there is no point in hiding now.

Karma: America, you called me earlier saying you had a job for me. You said you wanted me to spy on a meeting. Is this the meeting you wanted me to spy on?

America: Yeah dude, how did you know?

Germany: You are an idiot.

America: Yeah, well at least I don't have a funny accent.

Germany: *Glaring at America* Grrr…..

Eris: I would start running if I were you.

America: Good idea. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!*runs screaming out of the dining hall*

Eris: You see what we have to deal with.

Germany: At least you don't have to deal vith Denmark und Italy.

Denmark: HEY!

Eris:*looking over at Karma*

Karma: What?!

Austria: *lets out a soft chuckle* Anyvay, before I vas so rudely interrupted, I vas talking about vhy you are here. I honestly just wanted to get to know you. I received zhis.*tosses a note on the table*

Eris: *picks note off the table* May I?

Austria: Yes, of course.

Eris: *starts to read the letter* "Dear Austria, you may think you are safe now, but in due time, nowhere will be safe for you. A war is coming. If you wish to have any chance of survival, you may want to prepare yourself. Although no amount of protection will keep you safe for long. But perhaps if you play you're cards right, it will not come to that. You have been warned." Hm, strange. No return address.

Karma: So you are being threatened by war.

Austria: Sadly, yes. I figured I should meet vith you and befriend you, just in case I need your help.

Eris: Of course we will help, if needed.

Karma: Yes, it would be an honor to fight with you.

Austria: I am relieved. But I do hope it von't come to that.

Germany: Yes, we don't want any useless bloodshed.

Denmark: Wow, that is weird hearing that come from you, Germany.

Germany: Hmm . . . .

Austria: Vell it is getting late. *Looks at Eris and Karma* Vould you like to stay the night? I have plenty of rooms.

Eris: We would love to.

Karma: Thank you very much for your hospitality. I better go call the girls to tell them we won't be back till morning.

Austria: Follow me to your rooms. *leaves the dining hall*

Eris: Ok *Karma and Eris follows Austria out of the dining hall*

Germany: Vell I better call it a night. *gets up from his seat, gives out a short yawn, and stretches* I vonder what Prussia is up to?

Denmark: *Gets up as well* Ha, maybe he is on a date with Hungary.

Germany: Ha! Like zhat vould ever happen. Vell, better make sure he didn't get in any trouble.

Denmark: Yeah, I better go and see what Norway and the rest of the gang are up to. Night.

Germany: Night.

*both Germany and Denmark leave the dining hall*

A/N - Oh, that America. Also, the threat IS NOT from Prussia. If it was, you'd probably be able to tell immediately. For obvious reasons. Yep. Anyway, please review, favorite, blah blah blah you know the drill by now. Asta La Pasta!