A/N - Hello, Hetalians! Just so anyone who is reading this . . . . I wont be able to post much because I will be in out of the country for 5 weeks but Eris Shadowblade will be helping me out, K? I don't own Hetalia, though we do own ourselves. NOW BACK TO THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Chapter 7.5
*Karma and Eris enter*
Denmark: Speaking of which. . . .
Karma: Hey
Eris: *nods* Morning.
Denmark: Finally, you guys are here.
Germany: You are an hour late.
Eris: No, we aren't, we are exactly on time.
Germany: You said 11:00a.m, right?
Eris: *confused* No, who told you that?
Germany: Denmark told me.
Denmark: And Karma told me.
Karma: No, I know I said noon.
Denmark: Oh, my bad then.
Germany: *facepalm* Denmark, Ich werde dich schlagen, sinnlos. (I'll beat you senseless)
Denmark: *understands German* H-Hey!
Karma: Anyway, what have you been doing for the past hour?
Denmark: Oh, Hungary stopped by and we were talking to her about what happened last night.
Eris: What happened last night, if you don't mind me asking?
Denmark: No, it is ok. *Denmark fills Karma and Eris in on what happened last night between Prussia and Hungary*
Eris: Was he being serious, or was he actually joking?
Denmark: My guess? He was being serious.
Karma: That is rough, and he left when she was still in the bathroom. So does Hungary feel the same way?
Denmark: Oh, definitely. She is head over heels in love.
Eris: So, I'm guessing you have a plan.
Denmark: Hm, Yeah. I am trying to work that out in my head now.
Karma: * To Denmark* Heh, when did you become Mr. Match Maker anyway?
*Eris and Germany glance at each other*
Karma: * to Eris and Germany* What's wrong?
Eris: What? Nothing is. Why do you ask?
Karma: Well, you and Germany suddenly started looking at each other.
*Eris and Germany blush slightly*
Denmark: Maybe because they are in love.
Eris: *eye twitches*
Germany: *Glares at Denmark*
Eris and Germany: SHUT IT DANE! *realizes that they said it at the same time*
Eris: *reaches for dagger*
Karma: *smirks* Settle down, Eris.
Eris: *scowls, but removes hand from dagger* Fine, his life is spared . . . For now.
*Denmark looks as if he is about to crap himself*
Germany: *Slightly blushing* Ahem, anyvay getting back on track. Denmark, vhat vas your plan?
Denmark: Oh, yeah the plan. Well I am not completely done. . . . .
Eris: Well, then just tell us what you have so far.
Denmark: Ok, here it is. We should get globe warming . . . . . and push it somewhere else.
Eris: . . . . . .
Germany: . . . . . .
Karma: . . . . . .
Denmark: . . . .Ok, I admit it. I do not remember what we were talking about.
Germany, Eris, and Karma: You were about to say what your plan was to get Prussia and Hungary dating!
Denmark: Oh, yeah! Ok, this is my idea. I ask Hungary out. Prussia will get mad at me and fight me. I will throw the fight, and he will get Hungary.
Germany: . . . . . .
Eris: . . . . . .
Karma: . . . . . . *whacks Denmark on the back of the head* That is the stupidest idea I ever heard.
Denmark: Ow! That hurt!
Karma: Good.
Eris: *shakes head* It would never work.
Germany: Agreed.
Karma: Why don't we have Prussia ask her out again?
Germany: Nein, I don't zhink he vould do zhat.
Eris: Well, what if Hungary asks Prussia?
Karma: That's not a bad idea.
Germany: Ja, zhat could vork.
Denmark: Well, we will have to figure out a way to convince Hungary to ask him out.
Germany: Zhat is very true.
Denmark: Anyway, I liked my idea a lot better.
Karma: Shut it Dane.
Eris: But Karma, aren't you Danish?
Karma: . . . . Shut up.
Germany: Alright, ve vill split into groups and talk to both of zhem.
Karma: Ok.
Eris: Sounds good to me.
Denmark: Only problem is, we don't know where they are.
Germany: Vell Hungary said she vas going home, so you might vant to try ther-
Karma: *to Germany* No, she is in front of your house.
Germany: Vhat?! How did yo-
Karma: *holds up cell phone* Tracing devise.
Germany: . . . . . Do I even vant t-
Eris: *cuts of Germany* No.
Germany: But vhy my house?
Karma: Beats me.
Denmark: Probably looking for Prussia.
Eris: Alright, gang mission starts now. Karma, status update!
Karma: Like I said, Hungary is in front of Germany's house, and Prussia is at the bar down the street.
Germany: Figures. Vell, ve better get going zhen.
Eris: Ok, Germany and I will talk to Prussia. Karma, take Denmark and talk to Hungary.
Karma: Understood.
Denmark: *to Eris* Oh I see, you just want alone time with Germany.
Eris: *Pulls out knife and holds it to Denmark's neck* *with a straight face* Would you rather work with me?
Denmark: *terrified* N-no ma'am.
Eris: *smirks* Hmm, good answer.*puts knife away and leaves with Germany*
Karma: I don't seem so scary now, do I? *smiling*
Denmark: N-no.
*Karma and Denmark leave to find Hungary*
CHAPTER END
A/N - Wasn't quite expecting that, now were you? Mwahahaha! Anyway, thanks for reading, it seriously means a lot to us! Now, the next two chapters are incidents that take place at the same time. Don't worry, you'll get it. Anyway, see you next time. Asta la Pasta!