Well hello fellow hetalians it has been awhile. I was out of the country over the summer and blah blah blah you probably don't care. Aaaaaaaaanyway, ON WITH THE SHOW!
*phone starts ringing*
Karma: ?! *answers phone* Hey Eris, I was just about to call you . . . . . wait what?! Slow down . . . . shit and we have to leave now?! . . . *sigh* Fine . . .! *slightly blushing* I can say the same about you! . . . yeah, yeah, I'm on my way. *click*
Denmark: ? What is going on?
Karma: Apparently there is a huge emergency in the U.S. and we have to get back A.S.A.P.
Denmark: What?! What happened?
Karma: I don't know, and it's something you don't have to worry about. Anyway I guess this is goodbye at least for now.
Denmark: Huh?!
Karma: *sigh* I am leaving for the U.S in an hour. So, I got to go.
Denmark: The fuck!? What about Prussia and Hungary?!
Karma: Don't worry. Karma-the-danish-viking will finish the fan-fic.
Denmark: . . . . W-what? F-fanfic? What the hell are you talking about, and who is Karma-the-danish-viking?
Katana: *yelling from a distance* Karma, what have I told you about breaking the fourth wall!
Karma: Aww. But I am so good at it!
Denmark: . . . . . ok then anyway.
Karma: Yeah well, bye. *leaves*
Denmark: What the fuck just happened?
{TIME SKIP}
(At Germany's house for some reason)
Denmark: Uh, Germany? Apparently the girls left.
Germany: Ja, I vas zhere vhen Eris got zhe phone call from America.
Denmark: Now what?
Germany: . . . . .
Denmark: . . . . .
Germany: . . . .
Denmark: . . . . .
Germany: . . . .
Denmark: . . . . Wait why was I here?
Germany: Gott, I am surrounded by morons.
Prussia: *Runs in* VEST! I need a sledge hammer, a flame thrower, a time machine und some vurst!
Gilbird: Peep.
Prussia: . . . Und bird feed.
Gilbird: Peep!
Germany: *sigh* Speaking of morons, vhy do you need all zhis?
Prussia: Does zhere have to be a reason?
Germany: . . . . *face palm*
Denmark: Oh, not sure if you heard, but the girls left for an emergency in the U.S.
Prussia: Thank Gott! Zhat crazy red-headed bitch kept on trying to hook me up vith Hungary. Heh, Vest I bet you are sad to see Eris go.
Germany: . . . . . I have no idea vhat you are talking about.
Prussia: Heh suuuuuure. Anyvay, now life can go back to normal.
Denmark: . . . Uh, not really. I mean, that whole confess-your-love to her thing, and she kinda shut you out.
Prussia: *blushes* O-Oh yeah zhat. Vell zhat vas, like, forever ago!
Germany: *sigh* Bruder, zhat vas only a few days ago.
Prussia: It's in zhe past. Forget it. She doesn't like me, just FUCKING DROP IT!
Germany: . . . . . .
Denmark: . . . . . I just mentioned it. You didn't have to blow up like that.
Prussia: . . . *blushing from embarrassment* . . . . . Anyvay, I am just going to pretend zhis whole week never happened.
Denmark: Why?
Prussia: It is obvious . . . . because you know . . . .
Denmark: Yeah, but she likes you back.
Germany: He is right.
Prussia: Shut it Vest. Vhat do you know about liking people?
Germany: . . . Und you are zhe king of romance?
Prussia: . . . Vhatever just . . . Just drop it ok? She doesn't like me, und zhat is her problem because I am awesome!
Germany: *rolled his eyes* * sigh* Mien Gott, bruder, you need to stop being so stubborn.
Prussia: Ja? Vell you need to stop being such a tight ass, Vest. Relax a little.
Denmark: Wow, you two are such great brothers.
Prussia: Look who's talking, King-of-Bad-Brothers!
Denmark: Hey, at least I am still a nation!
Prussia: You did NOT just go zhere!
Denmark: Haha! You mad bro?
Prussia: SO VHAT IF I AM?!
Germany: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU! Mien Gott you are like schoolchildren!
Prussia: . . . .
Denmark: . . . .
Prussia: . . . . . *points at Denmark* He started it!
Denmark: What! Did not!
Prussia: Did too!
Denmark: Did not!
Prussia: DID TOO!
Denmark: DID NOT!
Germany: *sighs and rubs his temples*
END CHAPTER
So I hope you enjoyed it also as always hetalia is mot mine. Oh, and thank you for everyone who likes this fan fiction, and a special thanks to Pattypop and of course Eris-shadowblade and . . . .meh too lazy to continue, but I will try and post more and may even start a new project or too but for now ASTA LA PASTA!