Um… so! Some people actually wanted Kai to pour ice cubes down Jay's shirt while him and Nya were snuggling! Why, you evil people… ruining Jay's time! :P

Anyways, consider this more as a humorous bonus chapter… it might be a LOT shorter than the first, official chapter. Maybe about… 700 words?

Em… Enjoy! (Also I don't do lemons so not happening… nor limes)

"I love you, Nya." Jay murmured, lying on the couch next to Nya as they stared into the burning embers of the ever-relaxing fireplace scorcher.

Nya lay next to him, snuggling in as they playfully fought for the large wool blanket. Just then, Jay heard a faint thump behind him as the trapdoor to the completely renovated basement opened up again.

A familiar BANG! Was heard as the door slammed down again, hitting someone's head.

Nya could hear her brother's mouth cursing away, and remembered many years ago when they still lived in their mother and father's house, where Kai used many bars of soap to clean out his mouth.

The steps continued towards the maroon couch the two lovebirds were seated in. Nya heard the barely discernible noise of something rattling around in a bucket.

Jay decided to sit up again, and pressed his own back against the soft back of the couch.

A soft snicker could be heard as the fire ninja took out his element's weakness in a solid form.

Jay barely had time to wonder what was going on before he felt something extremely cold tumbling, trickling down the back of his spine, dancing around on the vertebrae, before wedging itself between Jay's back armor and his skin, where it began to melt, and press its temperature against him.

The blue ninja took only a few seconds to register the cold before screaming, almost in pain as the ice continued to press against his now almost soaked back. He tried to jump off the couch, but to his dismay, Nya was still lying on his lap, and he could never bring himself to throw her off of himself in order to jump around and get rid of the ice cube.

Grinning, Kai shoveled more ice cubes out of his vile bucket before dumping them down Jay's shirt, pulling back the collar. While pulling back the collar, Jay couldn't breath, and once Kai had dumped five ice cubes down the shirt, he couldn't even breathe because of the cold.

"Cold! Cold! Cold!" Jay shrieked. Sighing, Nya decided to slide slowly off the lightning ninja's lap onto the floor, where a very comfortable rug was waiting.

Kai burst out into laughter, before falling onto the floor, rolling over and over again. Jay burst off the couch, finally free of Nya's weight, before swiveling around to face the fire ninja.

"WHAT are you DOING?!" he screamed. "Stop ROFLing at me!" he cried, watching Kai roll on the floor laughing.

However, Kai did not stop, so Jay decided to tackle him in a fit of rage. As he flung himself on top of Kai's warm body, the ice cubes pressed against the back of his shirt before going against his skin again as he landed, completely renewing the freeze.

Kai pushed off Jay as the blue ninja writhed around on the hard, cold floor as he tried to get rid of the ice cubes within his shirt.

Finally, as he shook the last ice cube out, he ran after the red ninja, who bolted away before Jay could catch him. Kai slid on his feet to the trapdoor, before practically teleporting under it and locking the panel.

Jay desperately tried to open the panel so he could burst in the basement and beat the tobacco juice out of everyone, but the lock proved to be too strong, and he was kept out.

Nya watched from the couch, from where she had reseated herself, as the desperate ninja kept kicking at the trapdoor.

A bit of commotion was heard under the trapdoor in the basement, where Kai, Zane, and Cole had made their hideout. Some laughing was heard, until Jay heard the telltale sign of water sloshing around.

All of a sudden, the bolt that held the lock closed started to jiggle again, before bursting open, letting loose a flurry of water, that completely soaked the surprised blue ninja as the liquid shot out of the trapdoor from a bucket.

Cole let loose a large laugh of his own as he watch the blue ninja twitch as he started to comprehend that his whole body had been completely soaked in water.

Zane smiled a little, enjoying the joke while Kai was once again rolling around on the basement floor laughing.

Almost as if it was on cue, the fireplace blew out, and so did all the heat in the house. All of a sudden, with absolutely no heat, the brunt of the cold hit Jay, as the soaked clothing took in the freezing temperature, while the others stayed nice and dry in their dry clothing.

"COLD!"

Jay and Nya's time was over… for now.

OMG. OH MY GOD. Ermahgherd… berd steries! I feel this was… really bad. Like, really, really, bad, although I felt like I just HAD to write it.

Too bad it was short. I hate it when you have this idea that you think is going to be HUGE, but it turns out to be literally one hundred words long.

Oh well. I can haz reviews for the Sketchdex? :3