Chapter 3

About a year or so before Mindy's death

Hit-Girl's Diary

Age: 16

I really miss daddy. He died four years ago on this exact day and I can't help but feel like he would be disappointed in me. I mean it's been four years since his death and I promised I would avenge him by killing Frank D'Amico and Chris D'Amico, but I've only killed Frank. And I couldn't even do that by myself! I was laying down on the table at gunpoint and Kick Ass had to kill him with that fucking bazooka for me. I have to be the one to kill Chris, but that fucker keeps running from me. I would go search for him but I have school and I can't just leave New York; Marcus would kill me.

I just wish I could talk to my daddy one more time. Apologize for not avenging his death yet, but I will do it eventually. Tell him how much I love him and miss him. Maybe even tell him about Dave and Justice Forever. But I know that I can't, that he's really gone.

I want to write him a letter, but I couldn't mail it and he wouldn't be able to read it anyways. I wrote him a couple when he first died but that was only because my psychiatrists that Marcus took me to made me. They said that it would help me get over daddy's death. They made it sound as if I was going through some sort of break up rather than the only person I allowed myself to trusts death.

Anyways, Dave and I killed a couple of his minions yesterday and looked all around the city for the Mother Fucker with no luck.

Dave's being his normal self and trying to see the positive in this. Yesterday I got so frustrated I punch a hole through the wall and Dave thinks I broke my hand but I refuse to let him take me to the hospital because it's just a fucking hand.

I just want that fucker dead!

All I've been doing recently is training. Dave tells me I need a break but I will not sleep until that fucker is dead! And that's a promise!

-Mindy-


After Mindy's death

Dave's POV

Dear Dave,

If you're reading this than I've been kidnapped or I'm dead. I hope I died an honorable death though. I hope I died saving someone or you or killing that fucker D'Amico. Anyways if I was kidnapped instructions are on the back on how to save me blah blah blah.

If I'm dead than I'm really sorry for leaving you behind. Just make sure that everyone remembers Hit Girl. Make sure no one finds out that Mindy McCready was Hit Girl. And it's okay if you move on. Please do. Don't be afraid to love someone else. And make sure she treats you right because if not than I will personally come back from the dead and strangle that bitch with my hands.

I'm bad at goodbyes if you haven't noticed. I hate goodbye letters. I get that it's trying to give someone a piece of them, so that they have something of theirs to hold on to but damn! It's kind of creepy if you think about it… so like please do not treasure this letter or anything…

Oh and if Marcus tries to accuse you of killing me, tell him to go fuck himself because you would never hurt me. Tell him that you're a very loving boyfriend and that you would die to save me. And that he's a fucking idiot if he thinks you did it. Oh and if he takes out the hand cuffs and tries to arrest you after you say that than give him the letter that I wrote that is attached to this one.

I'm bad at writing letters if you haven't noticed so um yeah… I love you Dave even though you're a pussy sometimes. I'm glad I met you.

Love you

-Mindy-

For some reason the letter Mindy wrote to me that I found in our book comes to mind as well as millions of other thoughts run through my brain as I try and process what I just heard. Me? Me kill Mindy? She could kill ten men in five seconds with her eyes closed and hands behind her back and they think that I, Dave Lizewski killed Mindy. I feel like I should laugh at this. I feel as if it's a joke. But the look on all the policemen's faces tells me that they are not fucking with me. They actually think that I killed my girlfriend. It's kind of flattering that they truly think that I am that powerful and strong.

When I finally find my voice I manage to say, "What? You honestly think I killed my girlfriend?"

"Your finger prints are all over the body!" Marcus spits at me.

I open my mouth to speak again but the other officer cuts me off, "You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be held against you."

. . .

"If you didn't kill her than who did?" Marcus asks me.

"Chris Fucking D'Amico!" I yell at him, standing up and throwing my hands down on the table. Marcus allowed me to be uncuffed for my interrogation because he "trusts" me. If he actually trusted me he would know that I hurt myself before I hurt Mindy.

"He's dead! How can a dead guy kill my daughter? And even if he did kill Mindy, why are your prints on her body? And why does one of Chris's friends have a video of you killing both of them; you Dave Lizewski. " Marcus says, pushing me back down into my seat. He said my name to let me know that it was me in the video, not Kick Ass. I want to stand up again and punch him in the face; I know that's what Mindy would do but I also know that if I did that I would probably end up on the floor at gunpoint. And even though I could beat him in a fight- only because Mindy trained me so hard I got muscles and abs –I wouldn't hurt Marcus. I know he's not the bad guy and that he just wants to avenge the death of his daughter.

"Let me explain the story to you one more time old man," I would have called him worse than "old man" but again, I do not want to be on the floor at gunpoint. "Mindy and I had just left my apartment and she wanted to go eat at this fancy Italian restaurant to celebrate her 'five more days left of being in hell'." I began but Marcus interrupted me.

"What were you guys doing at your apartment?" Marcus asked.

I felt my face turn a bright crimson color as I said exactly what Mindy would have said. "What do you think we were doing? She wanted to try and fuck my brains out so I let her. That's why my prints were all over her body. And no I do not have proof of this because I do not record my sex life. Anyways, we were walking down the street and we pasted this dark alley and Mindy was like 'Want to do something really cliché and go make out in that dark alley?' and I mean how could I refuse? So we walked down the alley and then the Mother Fucker aka Chris D'Amico jumped down from this roof not very gracefully and stuck his sword through Mindy's stomach. Just as I was about to call the cops, Chris came at me with his sword. So I took the knife that Mindy always carries from her belt and killed Chris. I wanted to call the cops but I panicked. It was in self-defense."

"Okay now I have two questions: One) did you guys use protection?" Marcus asked. My face turned a bright red again as I nodded. He continued. "Good. Now two) how do you explain the video?"

"Digital editing old man! Photoshop!" I exclaimed.

"Do you have any witnesses?" He asked.

Just then someone walked casually into the room and my jaw dropped. It was Kick Ass.

"He has me," "Kick Ass" said in an exact imitation of my voice. He looked at me and winked.


(A/N: Okay so for some reason I had a lot of trouble writing this chapter. I really wanted to do a fight scene from Hit Girls POV at the beginning but I couldn't get the words right so I wrote it like this instead. Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Let me know what you think because as I said in the past chapters, this is my first Kick Ass fanfic and I'm not sure if it's good or not so…. Yeah…. I'll see you guys next chapter!)