Invader
Zim: Dib's in Black.
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither the Men in Black or Invader Zim.
Dib walked up to the men at the door.
"I know who you are," Dib said.
"That's apparent," said Jay, looking at Dib's sunglasses.
"If you know who we are, you know what we want, kiddo," Kay said.
"Yes, and I'm glad just to have someone believe me," Dib said, "please, come in." The agents entered.
"You claim to have seen a class B humanoid. Do you have any proof?" Kay said.
"Depends. What kind?" Dib said, all business.
"Any kind you have," Kay said.
"Well, all I have is some technology. Let me show you…" Dib said. He led them to the garage, where the ship was. "Jay, he was NOT supposed to be this involved," Kay said, hushed. "Don't worry. I have a prototype Neuralyzer for partial erasure. We can get rid of memory selectively. Less chance of side effects then too. My concerns from 1997 were only recently addressed," Jay replied.
"Proof enough for you?" Dib asked.
"I'd say so," Jay said, "where's the alien?"
"He lives next door. His name is Zim. He's been masquerading as a schoolkid, and he's fooled everyone else in town but me," Dib said, "even though he's green skinned, has allergic reactions to normal food, and chased me down the streets on a four-legged backpack."
"Sounds like quite the showboater," Jay said.
"Exactly. He's tried to conquer Earth many times, and if it weren't for my attempts to foil him, he would've been a threat to us much earlier," Dib told them.
"Kid, I've decided to cut you a break. You seem to know so much about him, I'll keep you with us for today, and you can help bring him down," Kay said.
"And I'll know afterwards?" Dib said, suspicious.
"Trust me, Dib, you will," Jay said, "now lead us to this sucker. Let's kick some alien scum off the face of Earth!"
Dib reached out to shake hands with him. They shook hands, and Dib led them to Zim's base.