Chapter 16

Warning: Everything you know about this fic is about to change

Dave's POV

After the fight

I don't even know exactly how it came to this; my entire life being flipped upside down I mean. Right now I am recording this on an old video recorder just in case anything happens after… well we will get to that in a minute. Anyways, let me just go over everything that's happened since Mindy's died. Well the Motherfucker killed my girlfriend and then I was accused of murdering her. After that my best friend Todd dressed up as Kick-Ass during my interrogation claiming to be me. Then he revealed that he was following Mindy and I while we were on patrol so he could watch us fuck which is kind of pervy but hey, he helped me out a bit! Anyways, next, I went to the funeral, gave a long and beautiful speech that kind of sucked and half of it I Google searched. After the funeral is when things became interesting, I saw Mindy, my dead girlfriend. Now I was having a bit of a hard time figuring out if it was a dream or not but after that I saw her again and she revealed to me that she got some little girl killed and then her sister was trying to avenge her death or something along those lines. Then I decided to help my girlfriend kill the person who has been trying to kill her for the past week and a half. We went through a maze, fought a couple of guards, things seemed to be going good, but that's when everything went wrong.

Captain Killer had called us to advance to the final level of her challenges. Mindy was getting really bored and pissed and so when I went to hug her because, well you know, it could have been the last chance I ever got to hug my girlfriend. Mindy just pushed me away though. "Stop being a pussy Dave. We don't live in a chick flick, we don't need to hug and kiss every five seconds." Honestly I was just trying to be a good boyfriend so her statement kind of hurt me a bit. It wasn't anything new though. I could handle Mindy's random mood swings, I mean; we had been dating since she was what? Fifteen I think… Anyways, Judging by her statement after that, she knew that it kind of hurt. "But I would really love to fuck your brains out right about now," she added with a smirk.

I rolled my eyes at my obviously horny girlfriend and walked ahead of her, wanting to get this stupid fight over with. I just wanted to get home and get on with my normal life. Normal meaning; being Kick Ass, fucking Mindy, hanging out with Todd and Marty, simple things like those.

As soon as we emerged into the next room, I was pinned against a wall. Captain Killer takes too long to say so I'm just going to call her C-K so we can get onto where I am now. So, C-K pins me up against this wall, a knife pinned up against my throat. Once she realizes that it's me, she drops the knife and presses her lips against mine. And it wasn't even a good kiss or anything; it was really sloppy and wet. It felt as if she had just licked my entire face and honestly it was kind of gross, Mindy or even Katie had never kissed me like that. Anyways, she was ripped off of me and when I looked, I saw Mindy grabbing her by the hair. Mindy punched her in the face. "Bitch, don't you dare kiss my boyfriend." Mindy growled her voice very hostile and protective.

Soon the two girls emerged into a full blown fight. They didn't use knives or swords or anything, it was just hand to hand combat. C-K was the type of fighter that (not to be sexist or anything) fought like a complete girl. She bit and scratched and pulled hair; she even got Hit-Girl's wig off her head. Mindy kept punching and kicking, she wasn't really the type to scratch, bite, or pull hair. She would only slap it was trying and she got really pissed or if you were in public with her and she got really pissed.

I stood by the sidelines during the fight, wondering if I should try and help Mindy or not. The only reason I didn't interfere was because it seemed like Mindy had everything under control. In not even three minutes, Mindy had C-K pinned to the ground beneath her, knife pressed against her throat.

Then C-K did something that surprised everyone in that room. She stopped her struggling and began to cry. Now you're probably asking "Well it seems like you guys won so what the hell went wrong?" Well you should probably stop interrupting me and let me finish.

"Go ahead," C-K had said. "It's not like I have anything to live for. My little sister is dead, my grandfather is dead, my parents don't give a fuck about me, all I have is a fuck ton of money to blow so just put me out of my misery. Let me be with Lizzie because I miss her like crazy and I just wish that she wouldn't have died. I just wish I could have one last conversation with her."

Something flashed in Mindy's eyes for a second. It was a wave of confusion and pity and love and admiration and hatred and so many other things all at once. I had never seen Mindy so emotional and it made me confused. Mindy had never been one to allow her emotions to show in her eyes, she didn't want her emotions to show at all if she could help it.

Mindy quietly got off of C-K and walked over to me. She wrapped her arms around my waist and began to sob into my shirt. I awkwardly hugged her back and comforted her the best I could. I have never been good at comforting sad people so I just awkwardly patted her head. Now that I think back to it, I probably should have kissed her forehead or something. Why the hell would I pat her head? What kind of person does that to comfort someone unless the person needing to be comforted is a dog?

Anyways, Mindy then whispered into my ear something that confused me deeply. "I'm her."

"What?" I had asked.

Mindy let go of me and turned to C-K who had gotten off of the floor and ran towards Mindy, pinning her against the wall with a knife pressed to her throat. "Any last words?" C-K asked.

Mindy began to sob even more before screaming, "I am her! I am Lizzie! Mindy brainwashed me into thinking that I was her before she died! She must have known that she was going to die and didn't want herself to leave for a long while or something! I don't know though! All that I know is that I am Lizzie and not Mindy!"

I don't remember much after that. I remember not feeling a single thing as I ran out of the door. I ran through the maze, ignoring Lizzie calling me back to her. I ran to my house and locked every single door and window before running to my bathroom. I don't remember crying, I just remember punching the mirror until it broke. My hands were bloody as I slid the broken glass across my wrists. I don't remember getting the tape recorder, or turning it on or starting to talk to it. All I remember is me here now, sitting on the floor of my bathtub, my bloody arms wrapped around my knees that I'm pulling closer and closer to my chest. The tub is slowly filling with my blood and I know that soon I will be gone.

Don't you hear the sirens in the background? Lizzie's been pounding on the door for the past ten minutes that I have been speaking; she must have called the cops sometime in between then and now.

I don't care though because by the time they get in, I'll already be gone. I don't even know why I'm talking to this stupid thing! I feel broken! All I want is Mindy and hopefully I will be with her now! No one's going to miss me anyways. I just want Mindy. Mindy would miss me. I love Mindy. Oh fuck. The cops have gotten in. But they probably won't be able to save me. I have already lost so much blood. Don't you hear them calling my name? I'm whispering so that they won't find me as easily. But if they do manage to save me, they won't be able to fix me because without Mindy, I am broken worse than the broken glass that is scattered all over my bathroom.

(A/N: Okay so that was the last chapter! There was a bunch of drama in it like the plot twist and then the thing with Dave that, I will admit, I cried writing. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter because I really did enjoy writing it. I didn't plan on the Dave thing but… I think it turned out better than how I originally planned to write it. I will be posting the epilogue in a couple of days and I will also be posting an alternate ending chapter along with my new fic in a week or two! I would really really really appreciate if all of my followers would review on this last chapter because it would make my day to see more than two people review on this fic. Anyways, with that being said, see you guys for the epilogue.