Author's Note: Chapter 5! Alright, I LOVED chapter 4, it had to be one of my favorites. Now, time for Plan C!


Chapter 5: Plan C

Jet and Droy were at a Thai Food restaurant eating their meals. Droy ordered most of the menu because of how upset he was with his failed plan. The planning had been going on for three months and so far; two plans have failed.

"Ok," Jet mumbled "Plan B was a bust. Plan C should be better!"

"What makes you say that?" asked Droy.

"This will be the one that will get them to not have a wedding!"

"Yeah, doubt it." Jet looked at Droy with a look of concern.

"You ok?" asked Jet.

"Peachy." replied Droy before digging into his green curry.

"You don't seem like it to me."

"You want to know why I'm like this? Fine." Droy said coolly "I just don't think we should be meddling with Levy and Gajeel's wedding anymore." Jet's eyes widened.

"What?!" exclaimed Jet "Why?!"

"Because we did two plans and both failed. They're obviously not going to give up anytime soon and they seem happy. I also feel that if we keep messing with their wedding plans, Levy could find out and would never want to talk to us again. Not only that, Lily has been snooping around. And when that cat gets suspicious, there's no stopping those suspicions." Jet sighed.

"Look, we're doing this for Levy's own good." Jet replied "She doesn't know what she's getting herself into-"

"Are you just saying that because you still hold a grudge against him?" asked Droy.

"No. Gajeel's just a dangerous man at heart. He probably made a ton of enemies before joining Fairy Tail. Levy could get killed by one of those enemies. She'll be thanking us once we succeed." Droy thought for a moment; in a way, Jet was right.

"I guess I was thinking carelessly." Droy commented "Thanks for getting me on track Jet."

"No problem." Suddenly, two gurgling sounds were heard.

"Oh God! Again?!" exclaimed Droy.

"What restaurant is this?" asked Jet. Droy looked at the menu and read the name of the restaurant.

"We're at the horrible one!" said Droy "We didn't pay attention to the sign out front!"

"Gah!" Jet screamed while clutching his stomach, trying to hold it in "Why couldn't we eat at that Mexican restaurant!?"


Two days after their second round with Thai Food, Jet and Droy followed Levy while she was wedding dress shopping. With Levy was Erza, Lucy, Laki and Juvia. Levy was on a platform with many mirrors surrounding her. She was wearing a white slick silk gown that had straps, a V cut back and miniature pearls across the dress.

"You look beautiful!" said Lucy while trying on a pink silk dress.

"Juvia thinks Levy-chan looks like a princess!" said Juvia "Juvia thinks Levy-chan should try out this dress as well." She brought out a long frilled gown with many bows, frills and layers. It had a matching veil that had many flowers at the top. Levy tried the dress on but wasn't so sure about it.

"It's lovely." said Levy in a kind way "But I don't think it's going to fit the wedding. The wedding is a summer wedding so I might get heat stroke if I wear it." suddenly, they heard Laki gasp.

"Levy!" she said "I found a dress!" She brought it up to the girls and their jaws dropped. The dress was beautiful; it had one strap, a heart shaped top. The skirt was long and cut in the center so it would show Levy's legs but had a shorter skirt to hide the upper half of her body. The train was long but removable so the bride and groom could dance. There were tiny diamonds pressed onto the dress as well. There was also a matching veil, pair of shoes, gloves, bouquet and necklace. Levy's eyes sparkled looking at this dress.

"It's beautiful." said Lucy.

"I agree." replied Erza while she tried on a sky blue dress "Let's see her in it." Levy grabbed the dress and slipped into it. She slipped into the matching sparkling heels, gloves, veil and necklace. The girls gasped; Levy looked beautiful. Levy looked into the multiple mirrors and tears fell from her eyes. She knew the moment she walked down the isle in this dress, Gajeel would punch any man in the crowd who dared looked at her.

"Levy-chan." breathed Lucy "You look amazing." Tears fell from Levy's eyes as she stared at her reflection.

"I feel like a princess." she sobbed. The girl's checked the price tags.

"They're in your budget." Erza said "You'd have quite a bit of jewels left over after buying these." Levy smiled.

"I need this dress." Levy said. She slipped out of the dress and headed straight for checkout.


Jet and Droy were looking out the window and crying. They couldn't believe how beautiful Levy looked.

"She's beautiful." Jet cried while wiping a tear away.

"She looks so amazing!" Droy sobbed "Gajeel's a lucky bastard." Suddenly, they overheard the girls speak.

"Oh look!" Lucy said "It says dry clean only." Jet and Droy exchanged glances.

"Thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Jet.

"Fried Chicken grease on the dress?" asked Droy.

"No! The old switcheroo!"


Levy bought the dress and brought it to the dry cleaners so it could be cleaned and ready for the wedding. Fortunately, this cleaner had a habit of making their dry cleaning so magically clean you wouldn't need to bring it back for months! Their current record was five years until a piece of clothing could be re-cleaned. Jet and Droy were waiting outside the place.

"Ok, here's the plan." said Jet "I got this dress that's five sizes larger and was on the clerance rack at the bridal shop. You create a distraction while I switch the dresses."

"Were doing this crap again?" asked Droy "What do I do?"

"I don't know. Ask if they take your size for dry cleaning." Droy shrugged and walked in. While Droy distracted the man, Jet ran to the back and switched the dresses. He ran outside and soon was face with a sad looking Droy.

"What's wrong?" Jet asked.

"The guy said they don't take my size." replied Droy.


A week later, Levy came into the guild carrying her dry cleaning. Gajeel was out on a solo mission so this was a good time for Levy to show off her wedding gown.

"Is everyone ready to see the dress?" asked Levy. The guild cheered and soon, Levy removed the cover only to find a stained, too-large dress. Levy screamed.

"W-what happened to my dress?!" she screamed in despair "No! T-this can't be my dress! This just can't be!" Tears began to fall from Levy's eyes. The girls began to surround Levy and comfort her.

"It's ok Levy-chan." said Juvia "Levy could always exchange the dress."

"I-I can't." Levy choked "There's a no-return policy on my dress and this looks nothing like what I bought. T-they won't take it back! Not only that, I spent the rest of the budget for the decorations!" she began to cry harder "I can't get married without a dress!" Jet and Droy exchanged glances and smiled. It looked like their plan worked.

"I got this covered Levy." said Erza "I'll return to the store." Levy's eyes widened.

"Y-you don't have to do that Erza!" squeaked Levy "I-I can always expand the budget and get a new dre-"

"Nonsense!" said Erza "I'll handle the dry cleaners and the bridal shop." At that moment, Erza changed into her Purgatory Armor and left the guild. Jet and Droy looked at the scene wide-eyed.

"What do we do now?" whispered Droy.

"I don't know!" said Jet "I thought that plan would work! Ugh, breaking them up is harder than I thought. It's back to the drawing board." Unbeknownst to them, PantherLily was walking by and overheard the conversation. His amber eyes grew wide when he heard those words.

I knew they were up to something! PantherLily thought. He walked away like as if nothing happened; but he was deep in thought about how he was going to tell Gajeel and Levy.