Even though Felix was nicer to Ralph than the Nicelanders, he did seem uneasy when the wrecker showed up to his party. And, what with him telling Felix to fix the kart for Vanellope - this little kid that he really cares about, you'd think something in Felix's head would click (like, oh, I dunno' . . . Ralph's not so bad after all?) Even good guys make bad calls.

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Felix was the good guy
Epitome of nice
Always getting pie
And a medal to suffice

But everyone has flaws
And he was no exception
A bad judge of character claws
A horrible misconception

Ralph was the bad guy
He probably wanted to be left alone
So no need to pry
Stay with your own

He was still nicer than the Nicelanders
But that was hardly enough
From the window out he ganders
At the diamond in the rough

Go down and say hello?
It's tempting, that's true
But he's being called away by a fellow
Forgetting the lonesome view