Tavros/Dave (Pitch): Pikon (Tagalog), A Feeling Of Anger When One Gets Served With A Big Ol' Dose Of Poetic Justice
turntechGodhead [TG] began trolling adiosToreador
TG: so
TG: you may notice that i am currently being cooked by a horde of little crocodiles
AT: yES,
AT: tHAT CERTAINLY IS A THING, tHAT I AM LOOKING AT,
TG: and are you going to do anything about it
AT: iM NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN, bECAUSE IN OUR LAST CONVERSATION, yOU SAID CERTAIN THINGS ALONG THE LINES, oF COMMUNING WITH ANIMALS BEING A LAME, uSELESS POWER,
TG: what
TG: bro
TG: no you have to help me out
AT: dO I, rEALLY?
TG: come on no
TG: dont be a dick about this
AT: cONSIDERING I HAVE NO REASON TO BE FAMILIAR, wITH BIZARRE ALIEN SLANG, i THINK I WILL BE WHATEVER I WANT, iN THIS CASE,
AT: nO, i WOULDNT WANT TO HARSH YOUR HUMAN BUZZ, oR WHATEVER IDIOMS YOU CHOOSE TO USE, tHIS TIME,
AT: yOU CAN SUCCEED ON YOUR OWN MERITS, wITHOUT MY LAME, uSELESS INTERFERENCE, wHICH IS WHAT YOU IMPLIED WOULD BE BEST, iN OUR PREVIOUS CONVERSATION,
TG: what no
TG: dont linger on the past like that
TG: you may also notice that my arms are tied
TG: in addition to limiting my ability to swing a sword
TG: it makes it pretty fucking difficult to get at my strife specibus in the first place
AT: hM, yES,
AT: tHAT SURE IS A DIFFICULT PROBLEM, yOU ARE FACING,
AT: dONT WORRY, iM SURE YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY, aBOUT MY GETTING IN YOUR WAY,
AT: yOU CAN HANDLE THIS, wITHOUT HELP,
TG: are you seriously going to be that guy right now
AT: sINCE YOU ARENT BEING VERY SPECIFIC, I THINK I CAN ASSUME THAT YOU MEAN SOMETHING NEGATIVE,
AT: bUT SINCE YOU FAILED TO BE CLEAR, i CANT SAY IM ACTUALLY BOTHERED, bY THAT STATEMENT,
TG: you could fix this problem in about five seconds
AT: wHAT WAS THAT?
AT: i WAS DISTRACTED, bY THE HUMAN TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE,
TG: those are onions you asshole
AT: nO, i AM PRETTY SURE, tHOSE ARE TEARS,
AT: yOU SHOULDNT BE ASHAMED TO EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS,
AT: nOT EVERYONE HAS THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH A SITUATION LIKE THAT, sO, yOU SHOULDNT FEEL BAD THAT YOUR SKILLS ARENT UP TO THE JOB,
AT: iF ONLY YOU WERE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE, wITH THE CROCODILES, sOMEHOW
TG: yeah wow what an astonishing hypothetical right there
TG: you know terezi said you were a nice helpful person
TG: i think she was just fucking around with me
AT: i CAN BE HELPFUL, wITH PEOPLE I THINK DESERVE MY HELP, oR HAVENT OTHERWISE ANTAGONIZED ME,
TG: okay so i made fun of you once which means youre not going to help me out here
AT: wELL, sAYING IT WAS ONCE, nEGLECTS THE TIME TAKEN, fOR YOUR EXTENSIVE DIALOGUE, oN HOW USELESS MY POWERS ARE,
AT: yOU DAMAGED MY SELF ESTEEM, sO MUCH, tHAT I THINK I MAY NEVER USE THEM AGAIN,
TG: well fuck you too
AT: yOU KNOW, iTS A FUNNY THING,
AT: yOU WOULDNT NORMALLY EXPECT CONSORTS, tO BE SO AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS THEIR PLAYER, wOULD YOU?
TG: wait
AT: iTS ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE INFLUENCED, iN SOME WAY, tO CAPTURE HIM, aND MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A WRIGGLER,
AT: mAYBE WE COULD TRY TO SOLVE THAT MYSTERY, tOGETHER,
TG: you dick you get them to untie me right now this is all your fault
AT: iM FEELING PRETTY DOWN, bECAUSE MY POWERS ARE SO LAME, sO I THINK IM GOING TO SIGN OFF NOW, aND RECOVER, fROM ALL THOSE SICK BURNS,
AT: bYE,
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