Dave/Nepeta (Flush): Poronkusema (Finnish), A Very Old Unit Of Measurement Used To Describe The Distance A Reindeer Can Travel Before Having To Stop And Urinate
In which Dave and Nepeta talk about pee, but it is all very silly and not-gross
arsenicCatinp [AC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
AC: :33 hey!
AC: :33 you still up for tomorrows hike?
TG: you bet im up for this
TG: jane said she was going to be baking everyone a cake
TG: some straight up red velvet shit
TG: but are you sure you don't mind taking me
TG: i know you dont really care that much about hanging with them all
AC: :33 not at all!
AC: :33 we can spend some nice time together
AC: :33 then you can visit your human furrends and I can drop in on equius
TG: oh yeah i forgot your moirail lived out that way
TG: or your uh
TG: meowrail i guess
AC: :33 yup!
AC: :33 and even if he didnt id still want to make sure you got out there okay
AC: :33 its not a bad trip but you've nefur made it before
AC: :33 so ill be there to protect you from all the purredators!
TG: well shit i guess im in good hands then
TG: or good paws
TG: better hope the fearsome beast by my side doesnt decide to turn on me
AC: :33 h33 h33!
AC: :33 you never know with the furrocious huntress!
TG: how long is this trip anyways
TG: i want to give them some idea of when im getting in
AC: :33 well when im going on my own and the weather is good, it's about three p33s
TG: uh
TG: what
AC: :33 three p33s
TG: yeah that definitely is what you said
TG: but what does that mean
AC: :33 …
AC: :33 it means i stop to p33
AC: :33 three times
TG: you know im not really sure what i expected
TG: next question is why the fuck thats your measure of distance
AC: :33 well duhhhh just giving it as a distance doesnt include terrain or anything useful like that
AC: :33 and i dont keep a personal miniature chronometer
AC: :(( they always get broken
AC: :33 so its just sensible to measure it this way
TG: uh
TG: i guess thats sort of logical
TG: but i think your definition of sensible doesnt match anyone elses
AC: :33 then other people are dumb!
AC: :33 what you think i should track it by where the moons are or something?
AC: :33 because thats going to be soooooo fluffy and inaccurate!
AC: :33 this is concrete, and i can tell when i need to p33, so thats what matters
TG: well shit
TG: i guess that makes sense
TG: in a very VERY strange way
TG: so
TG: i guess ill tell jane were going to set out first thing and be there three pees later
AC: :33 make it four
AC: :33 youre not going to be as fast as me
TG: okay then
TG: four pees it is
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]