"Seriously, how did you know that much?" Link asked.
"Do you know how many people prayed for that stuff?! I'm glad I finally can let go of most of it," Pit said catching his breath.
"Alright then, it's time for Weird BRAWLCASTERS!" Dedede announced, "This is a game for all four of you. Ike, you're going to be the host of a Brawlcast. Your co-anchor is Samus. Samus, you are a high school cheerleader."
Samus did a double take as she sat down on her stool but laughed it off.
"Link you are going to be doing the sports as a shoe's salesman," King Dedede said.
Link rubbed his hands together, "Could be worse."
"And Pit your doing the weather. And he's trying to prove that he's not gay," King Dedede said as the crowd started laughing.
Pit stood cross-armed wings twitching in annoyance, "Yeah and?"
The crowd was laughing even harder now as everyone of the Smashers fell out of their seats. King Dedede was…
(Hey, do penguins turn colors when embarrassed?
Random Voice: No. Only humans do that.)
Coughing as he hide a large chuckle, "That's what it says on the card. So whenever you hear the music Ike, start."
*Insert random action news music here*
"Hello and welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm Captain Know Nothing," Ike said.
The crowd started to laugh hard.
"Tonight's top story, Pikmin have been found to increase intelligence levels by 700%, but will kill you within 10 minutes if you eat them. For more on this we turn to my co-anchor Cheery McCheersson. Cherry?"
"Like totally. I never noticed it before but it's so amazing. Give me a P! Give me an I! Give me a K! Give me a M! Give me an I! Give me a N! What's that spell? Pikmin!" Samus impersonated a cheerleader.
Ike stared at her for a few seconds, "This just in, Hiring new Co-Anchor. And with that we move on to our sports with Al Bundy. Al!"
Link was sitting on the steps as everyone continued to laugh as he got up and groaned.
"Yeah yeah I heard ya. Jeesh. Today's football team the Koopa's slaughtered the Yoshis's 30-0. But none of them could beat me and my ability to score four touchdowns in one game. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was all tied up at 0-0 going into the half when I first got the ball and I ran from the 2 all the way to the endzone while caring five defenders at the same time," Link ranted looking up into the rafters.
"Alright Al I think we get the point you used to play High School Football. The pros would eat you alive anyways," Ike said.
"EWWW! He's so old and fat!" Samus impersonated.
"Indeed he is Cheery. Indeed he is," Ike said, "And I don't know about you but I'm hoping for some good news from the weather as MCAngel takes it away. Angel."
"Thanks Know Nothing. And I have to say that it is going to be a very hot and steamy week for the nation. Not unlike Cheery over there," Pit said winking at Samus.
Samus laughed as everyone else did, many of who had no idea what Pit was about to pull.
"And it doesn't look like we are about to see any relief from this intense heat wave for quite some time. So I say to all the ladies out there to put on a bikini and get some sun, not that you would need it my fine princess of the day," Pit walked over to Peach and bent down on a knee.
Peach was shocked silent as everyone else roared with laughter. Pit then reached for the hand, and flew right into a lip lock with Peach. The crowd was laughing and Peach couldn't believe what was going on.
"ATABOY PIT!" Falco shouted.
Wolf howled his own approval as everyone else laughed, a few fell out of their seats and couldn't breathe for a bit.
Pit broke back in an overly dramatic fashion. He turned about in a single movement, "Ah love, what a glorious feeling this love is. It's feels like I can fly."
Pit activated his Wings of Icarus to further illustrate his point of feeling weightless. As he "flew" back towards his place, he stopped in front of Samus.
"And my dear, you are very pretty," Pit said just before kissing Samus in the same manner as ever one else couldn't help but laugh, Link was trying to stay in character but doing a poor job of that. Ike was doing a much better job but Samus couldn't even move due to the shock. Pit landed back where he started.
"And that's what's the weather is going to be like for the week. Back to you," Pit said taking a bow.
Ike coughed, "And that's the news. We'll be back at 9 o'clock. Goodnight."
[Insert Action News music here as King Dedede hit the buzzer.]
Everyone sat down, Pit calculating distances.
"Pit are you alright you look a bit worried?" Dedede asked.
"Uh…. Can I get a five hour head start?" Pit asked.
Everyone laughed at this but Dedede didn't catch on, "What do you mean?"
"He means Samus, Mario, Snake, and Captain Falcon are gonna kill him," Link said.
Samus shot Link a dirty look. Link cringed a little from it.
"Well, 10,000 points to Ike for remaining calm after all that. And a 5000 point bust to Pit for proving that he's straight," Dedede said.
"Seriously, can I get out of this somehow?" Pit asked worried.
The crowd was laughing, including Snake and Falcon. It was strange how peaceful the air was in the crowd but the feel of a battle about to begin was on the stage. The toads were nervous as even they could feel the flames around the stage begin.
"Samus, calm down. It's nothing but a joke. He was just following what the card said for him to do," Ike tried to play the voice of reason.
"He's dead! DEAD!" Samus glared.
"Well, let's take a break as we try to sort things out. We'll be right back here on Whose Brawl is it anyway! Don't go anywhere!" King Dedede shouted.
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