Axel: Oooh, this looks fun!
Russa: It will only happen if you do the disclaimer!
Axel: Oh poo... fine. Russa does not own the Organization or anything else Kingdom Hearts related.
Axel watched helplessly as the other Nobodies left. He tuned out the other captive Nobodies, who were all busy blaming Xigbar and Demyx for the current problem.
The pyromaniac glanced behind him again. Then, he realized something. If his hands had been free, he would have smacked his forehead.
The key to the cuffs was lying right behind him. Axel smiled to himself and thought: I bet it was that idiot Saïx who left it there.
Strangely enough, he heard an answering voice. Nope. That would be me. He glanced around for the source for a moment before recognizing the voice as Shade's. Great. Not only could she teleport, she was telepathic, too.
I heard that! Shade's angry tones echoed strangely in his head. Axel decided to ignore her for the moment. He sent out a little tendril of flame, which curled around the key and brought it back to his hands. In a moment, Axel was free.
The other Nobodies instantly started clamoring to be set free themselves. Axel smacked his forehead and yelled, "SHUT UP!"
Silence.
Suddenly, Heartless Ansem appeared and yelled in a Scottish accent, "I shall eat you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!" He was promptly set on fire by Axel and teleported away.
The pyromaniac glared at the others. "Anyone who talks will have that happen. Got it memorized?" Silent nods.
Axel quickly unlocked Roxas' cuffs and handed him the key. As the thirteenth Nobody made his way around the room, Axel formulated a plan. Once all the Nobodies were free, he explained it to them. It was met with hearty laughter all around.
Demyx, Roxas, Larxene, and Marluxia departed to gather up the materials. Their list looked something like this:
Paper
Markers
Tape
Three pigs
Once the materials had been gathered, Axel set up the plot. Before long, the three pigs were ready to go. Each had a number taped to its back: 1, 2, and 4.
Axel opened the door for the pigs to run free, but the confused animals only snorted. The pyromaniac lit a little fire over his hand and called out, "Who wants bacon?"
The pigs were gone in a flash.
Soon, the castle echoed with shouts of, "Argh, there one goes!" "The little guys are fast!" "Catch those pigs, you imbeciles!" and
"Where's pig number three?"
From their hidden vantage points throughout the castle, the eight Nobodies who were in on the plot fell over laughing silently.
This idea belongs originally to my older brother. The pig prank, I mean. Kudos to him!