Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Dragon Ball GT. All DBZ or DBGT characters mentioned are all owned by TOEI ANIMATION and licensed by FUNimation Productions. This story is a one-shot and under consideration of being a three-shot story. Please take that into consideration :p.

Five Minutes to Eternity

Response to Nick's review: Thanks for reviewing, Nick. You are absolutely correct! I have never played DBZ Raging Blast, though. As for the third chapter, I'm going to have them both fighting each other. Guess I spoiled it for everyone else. If you had an account I could have PM'ed you this but no matter. Glad you're reading this. Even though it's logical that Gogeta is stronger. I'll explain later. This is going to be a fierce discussion once Vegito73 reads this.

Part 2: Vegito, Potara Fusion.

"Hahahahahahaha, what are you going to do now?" Buu asked after he absorbed Gohan.

"NO! Gohan! Look at what you've done!" Goku yelled. He walked over to the earring and picked it up. "Now I'm going to have to find someone else to fuse with."

"Go ahead, I'll give you five minutes," Buu replied.

"Hmm, Tien? Would it be enough? I'll have three eyes! What about Yamcha? It could work but wait... What's that energy I'm sensing?"

Goku used his Instant Transmission and appeared next to Vegeta and Fortuneteller Baba.

"Vegeta! What are you doing here?" Goku asked.

"King Yemma asked me to bring him to Earth to help with the fight against Majin Buu," Fortuneteller Baba cut in, "The universe is in danger and he's just giving away souls, that big ogre. I'm leaving. I don't want to be killed by that thing."

She disappeared in front of them and Vegeta flew to the battlefield.

"Vegeta, wait, you can't defeat Buu like this!"

"Watch me, Kakarot, I will do anything to kill that monster who killed my family. I will avenge them with everything I've got. The worst he can do to me is kill me."

"But there's an easier way, a better way, the best way to defeat Buu once and for all. We have to fuse, Vegeta."

"I told you once and I'll tell you again, I will NEVER fuse with you, Kakarot."

"Vegeta, this is totally necessary! You and I don't stand a chance against him apart."

"I told you, I ain't doing that stupid dance ever again, especially with you."

"This doesn't require a dance. All you have to do is put on this earring on the opposite ear from mine. It will fuse the two of us together."

"I don't care! I'm taking him down myself and that's that!"

The duo landed in front of Buu. He started to laugh.

"Ha, so you finally found someone to fuse with? This should be a lot of fun."

"I'm NEVER fusing with him again! I'm going to take you down, Buu!"

"A fiesty one, huh? You don't stand a chance against me, whoever you are. Your best chance of defeating me is to fuse with him. I'm even giving you a chance to fuse! What more could you want?"

"I'll kill you for what you did to my family!" Vegeta screamed as he shot forward. He unleashed a barrage of punches but Buu dodged them all. Vegeta then backed away and unleashed a flurry of energy balls. They just bounced off his body and were floating in the air.

"Vegeta, it's no use!" Goku yelled frustrated, "If we don't fuse now, he could end us all!"

"Does it look like I care?"

"That's the thing, Vegeta, you DO care. You're doing this for your family. If you don't fuse with me and kill him before it's too late, the universe will be destroyed and so will the Dragon Balls. We can't wish anyone back to life. Do YOU want to be the reason for filling up the Other World? Do you want to be the reason of the extinction of all races?"

"Grr...RRRRAAAAH!" Buu screamed as he was losing his patience. He gathered pire energy in his hand and was rushing towards the Saiyans.

"Grr, give me that earring!" Vegeta screamed, "But don't think I'm doing this for you!"

"Alright, Vegeta!" Goku said as he threw the earring. Vegeta was fumbling to get it on. "Though you should know that once we fuse, we'll never return to being two seperate beings again."

"WHAT?! You're waiting until now to tell me that important detail?! Grrrr, guess I have no choice." Vegeta finally managed to put on the earring. Both earrings started to glow and their bodies were pulled towards each other. A blinding light washed over the area when the two of them joined. Buu canceled his attack and was waiting for this new warrior to appear. He didn't have to wait too long. A warrior woth blue outfit and orange undershirt was standing on the same spot the other two once were.

"I am neither Goku nor Vegeta. I'm a whole new warrior."

"What should I call you then?" Buu asked.

"Hmm, Vegito sounds alright. You can call me Vegito."

"Vegito, huh, you both are going to die!"

"Uh, uh, uh," he said wiggling his index finger at him, "We are not two beings anymore. We have fused so we're but one being."

"Grrr...RRRRAAAAAHH!" Buu screamed as he threw a big ball of energy. Vegito was just standing there with a smirk on his face. He stayed there even after the explosion died down.

"You were not supposed to survive that!" Buu screamed.

"Was that all you've got? Boooring. Give me something better."

"Grrr, I need to kill him NOW!" he screamed as he gathered energy and created a huge pink energy ball. He threw the ball to Vegito who was still standing there with a smirk on his face. At the last moment he extended his hand and caught the energy ball. He was doing his best to push it back causing him to transform into a Super Saiyan. He started to run to gain momentum and then launched it into space. The explosion could be seen by everyone on that half of the planet.

"Y-you shouldn't be able to do that," Buu stuttered after the explosion died.

"I told you that you would pay, you big pink bubblegum. I am Super Vegito."

"Grrrr, I'm NOT a bubble gum!" he screamed as he charged towards the calm warrior.

"But you are pink, right?" he said as he kicked him in the mouth with his arms crossed. "And big too?" Another kick but this time to his gut. Buu was hunched over clutching his stomach as he was floating backwards. "Alright, time to finish this. Big Bang Attack!"

The attack exploded in Buu's face causing him to lose his head. He was blasted into a rock at the coast of a lake. Vegito descended and launched an energy wave disintegrating the rock completely. Pieces of Buu were floating in the air and were grouping together to regenerate the pink menace.

"Had fun dying?"

"How are you so strong?"

That sentence was left unfinished as he was perforated by a yellow sword-like energy. He escaped out of it, however.

"Stop your evil ways or I will be forced to terminate you, Buu."

"Y-you'll pay for that! I will murder you!"

"Murder? That's a big word for an overgrown pink infection." Vegito said as he flashed a grin making Buu even more furious.

"I'm smarter and more decent than I was before but you're making me VERY angry!" he said as his head was letting out steam.

"You want me to cool you off?" Vegito said as he suddenly appeared behind him and grabbed the long pink 'extension' of his head. He was swinging him around with incredible speed until it broke. He just threw it away and waited for Buu to recover.

"You are making me SO mad! Take this!" Buu yelled as he fired a purple electric beam from his now regenerated head 'extension' (I REALLY forgot what it was called. I'm not comfortable using the word tentacle). It struck Vegito in the chest and he was transformed into a red gum ball.

"Who's the bubble gum now?" he said as he let out an evil laugh. He floated towards the red ball and was about to eat it when it shot through the back of his throat.

"AAAAAH! You annoying little...!" The bubble gum returned and was hitting him everywhere. Buu was doing everything to catch that little jawbreaker.

"You won't get away from me!" he said as he finally caught it. Suddenly it moved causing him to punch himself in the face with his own fist.

"AAAAAH! This is getting REALLY annoying." Buu again shot the purple beam turning Vegito back to normal.

"Wow, you can't even beat me as a little piece of candy? That's embarrassing."

"You! How did you take control of that piece of gum?!"

"My mind is too strong for a crappy move life that. Keep it coming, doofus. I don't have all day, oh wait, I do. I can keep this up forever. No time limit. Tell me, how many deaths do you plan to die before you give up?"

"Grrr, I'M the one whose going to do the killing. You're just an annoying little pest, that's what you are! But still, there's this old saying... If you can't beat them..."

What Vegito didn't know was that there was a piece of pink blob slowly ascending behind him. It started to grow in size until...

"BARRIER!" Vegito screamed before it consumed him whole. Vegito was then absorbed into Buu's body.

"Hahahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am the strongest! No one will stand in my way now!"

Meanwhile inside of Buu...

Vegito landed on a pink platform. He was surrounded by the barrier he put up. Just when he lowered the barrier, he split into two Saiyans.

"What's this?" Vegeta said as he was staring at his own two hands.

"We're seperate again, Vegeta!" Goku said as he too realized what just happened.

"Thank God we're out of that mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm the captain of my own ship. I'm NEVER fusing with you again." Vegeta crushed his earring and threw it away.

"Why did you do that, Vegeta! You could have just given it back to me."

"I never want to see that thing again," Vegeta paused a moment, "Where are we? What is this disgusting place?"

"I think we're in Buu's body. We have been absorbed, remember?"

"Right... What are we going to do now?"

"Well, we're going to defeat Buu from the inside. We'll free everyone he has absorbed."

End of Part 2

Really sorry for this extremely short chapter. I'm not usually like this but if I had to make it any longer, this chapter would have never been posted (it would have but it would have taken more time). I am also not an expert in the Buu saga. It's one of the sagas where my knowledge lacks and my memory slips. I've watched the Vegito fight a long time ago. Trying to remember everything was very hard. Hope I DID make you laugh, though. The whole point of fanfiction is to change the original story to how you see fit and entertain your readers. I did my best and I'm sorry if it wasn't enough. I promise you I'll do better at the next and final chapter. The Vegito vs Gogeta showdown. I'll ask you now... Who do you want to win? Vegito or Gogeta? Five minutes or Eternity?

Some info for you:

SSJ3 Goku was fighting Kid Buu and their powers were the same. They were fighting at equal strength.

SSJ3 Goku was fighting Super Janemba and he didn't stand a chance against him. So the question remains... Who is stronger? Super Janemba or Kid Buu?

The logical answer is Super Janemba. Can someone judge by this principle which fusion is stronger?