"So we all know why we're here right?" Link asked.
"Yep," the other three stated.
"So why is it that we're the only ones Dedede pulled back?" Link asked again.
"Cause we did it before," Pit said.
The music rolled and a familiar announcing voice appeared over the screen, "GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO WHO'S BRAWL IS IT ANYWAY! On tonight's show, the only man who makes Peter Pan look like a man in tights, LINK! The man who fights for his Imaginary Friends, IKE! The only man who makes flying ungraceful, PIT! And the only woman who makes S&M look good, SAMUS! I'm you host Dedede and let's have some fun!"
The crowd roared as the camera's panned over the screen. Dedede sat down in his chair and spun around.
"Good evening and sorry for the delay! Our lazy author could not think of anything to save himself but with a stroke of genius we have returned!" Dedede shouted.
The crowd roared once more as Dedede sat still and looked serious.
"Now we figured it's time for a fan favorite, SCENES FROM A HAT!" Dedede shouted pulling out a hat.
The four smashers got up and stood on each side of the stage.
"Now we normally would use reviews for this, but we only had one so we're going to have to improvise," Dedede said holding the hat up to himself as he put his wing into the hat.
"How does he even pull those out? Wings don't let him do that," Link asked Ike.
"Does it matter?" Ike asked.
"The Worst things you could say at your wedding," Dedede pulled out.
Samus stepped out first, "So after I kill him for the insurance money and the inheritance…"
The audience laughed slightly as the others moved out.
Pit stepped out next, "So how about a three-some with the maid of honor?"
"Oh my…." Dedede managed to say inbetween gasps of laughter reaching back into the hat and pulled out another card, "Best ways to get yourself slapped in the face,"
Pit stepped back out, "SO how about a three-some with the maid of honor?"
Link and Ike stepped out at the same time, "You do realize that it's only Marth that likes the ships right?"
Samus stepped back out, "Twilight Rules!"
Everyone laughed the hardest at that line as Deded reached back into the hat, "Things that ruin childhood memories."
Link stepped out with Pit, "Ok now listen, instead of mutants, let's make the Turtles Aliens!"
"And then we can also make them big explosions when they're born!" Pit stated
Ike stepped out, "Ok, so we're going to make a live-action Samurai Pizza Cats movie, who should we get to direct it…."
Samus stepped back out, "So what if we made the Looney Toons into Aliens and spread it out over 4 movies,"
"Alright alright, hmm…what each smasher is thinking right now?"
Link stepped out, "We really need to figure out how to keep Crazy in that Chinese finger trap,"
Ike stepped out, "Wonder why Pit keeps getting the girls to write about him,"
Pit stepped out, "Am I suppose to be the Colin of the group? If so then…" He turned and pulled Samus out into the center stage, "I should be doing this!" Pit then landed a wet one on Samus right in the middle of the stage.
Ike and Link stepped back out, "Lucky bastard…"
Samus after the implosive kiss, "Should I kill him, or make him pay?"
Dedede laughed and hit the buzzer as they returned to their seats.
"We'll be right back with our next game after a little bit, stay tuned!"