Just a forewarning, but I can't write songs to save my life.
"Hello and welcome back to Whose Brawl is it Anyway!" King Dedede stated, "Seems like a year since we've done this doesn't it?"
The rest of the cast and crew nodded in agreement.
"Anyways this next game is entitled Musical style! In this game Pit will be singing while the rest of the crew will be singing backup. And Pit, you'll see that there are three stoles on the stage," Dedede said.
Pit turned to see the stoles and the other three looked at them, then to each other, and finally to Dedede. Dedede shook his head.
"Sorry but those stoles aren't for you. Pit however does know them," Dedede started.
Pit's eyes shot wide open, "Dedede…."
"Someone from a recent release game,"
"No you [Censored ]ing didn't…" Pit said with both hate and fear.
"Say hello to the new Nintendo Goddess trio! Palutenia, Viridi and Phosphora! The Goddess of Light, Earth, and Lighting respectfully!" Dedede motioned and the camera panned.
Walking in were three ladies that clearly were both over dressed for the situation and underdressed. Pit stood rock still. The tallest one had green hair and was smirking a very mischievous smile.
"Lady Palutenia, you didn't…" Pit muttered under his breath.
A small nod that was too quick for the cameras confirmed his fears. He sighed a heavy sigh and accepted his fate.
"Better to just get this over with," Pit said to himself.
Link nodded his head, being both a pawn of the Goddess before and being their savior. Ike was slack jawed.
"He works with these?! Geez no wonder he doesn't go after anyone why would you?" Ike said to Link.
Samus elbowed Ike hard in the ribs. The move was a surprise to all of them, including the Bounty Hunter.
"Something you want to share?" Dedede asked.
"Ummm…no," Samus muttered.
"Dedede….what am I singing to the Goddesses here?" Pit said up close to the host, emulating his best Samus death glare.
"So glad you asked. Why Palutenia here offered a most interesting idea and I couldn't say no. You're singing CHRISTIAN CHOIR!" Dedede shouted.
The back three sighed in relief but Pit flinched. He wasn't ready for that.
"Great…" Pit said closing his eyes and attempting to block out the sound of the crowd throwing out cat calls.
"Oh, you're so cute when you're attempting to ignore everything," Phosphora said crossing her legs and playing on the chair her teenage persona.
"Phosphora, knock it off, Pit's trying here," Viridi said matter of fact.
Palutenia could only laugh. Pit sighed.
"Cheer up Angelman, we got your back." A voice from the music area said.
"Angelman? I haven't been called that by anyone except…" Pit said a look of shock and joy.
"Oh yes, I forgot to add this, joining us are the Wii Fit Trainer and Megaman for music!" Dedede said as if they had appeared from the ground.
Pit's eyes were burning with confidence. He was going all out.
"Let's Mega rock this," Pit said.
"I couldn't agreeicus moreis," Mega Man responded.
"Let the song begin!" Dedede said.
*CUE UPBEAT MUSIC SIMILAR TO ZERO TO HERO*
"OOOH, Bless my soul, Goddess on patrol. Powers of the week, of every Nintendo Power Poll! Phosphora's skill, set to cause a thrill. Sending Thantos to the New-U Power Still!" Pit said dancing around the three and standing jiving next to Phosphora.
"OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH!" The other three said shuffling back and forth.
"She's sending a current that makes Static look like nothing, nothing. She's got enough to juice a city for an hour!" Pit sang more.
"That is if she's able to keep that up," Viridi chimed in causing Phosphora to glare.
"She's the Goddess of Lighting, under the Goddess of Nature. Viridi can definitely cause more plants to fight than Poision Ivy!" Pit said bouncing between the chairs.
"Going back into comics again Pit?" Palutenia asked.
"Viridi's a master, a caster, of the highest caliber," Pit sang.
"CAAAAAAALIBER!" The others sang, Palutenia and Phosphora joining in.
"Nothing can change this after all! The goddess of Nintendo's Forces of Nature! They're after the Earth's interest," Pit continued.
"OOOOH YEAH!" Everyone else sang.
"But the last goddess is the one I know, she's the one who starts the show. She's the one who brings the power to my wings! Helps to watch over the human race! Palutenia! Goddess of Light, helps me get through the fight!" Pit sang.
"THROUGH THE FIGHT!" Everyone else sang.
"All together now!" Pit sang starting to clap his hands.
The entire studio started clapping following the lead.
"Goddess of Nature, Lighting and Light. Pleasant change from the demons of the night! Let's all show our delight! OOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!" Pit sang and finished his dance right on his knees, hands and wings spread wide in front of the three.
The music finished and the crowd cheered. Pit was panting as he had just finished and Viridi was turning colors. Phosphora was swinging on the chair and Palutenia was just laughing. Pit stood up and had a quick couple of words. The Lighting Goddess did a quick peck on the cheek and flew off. Viridi was slower but made a quick hug and vanished after her general. Palutenia just laughed her usual self and walked off, thanking both Pit and Dedede on the way out. Pit joined the others on the chairs in the back.
"Had no idea you were so good with the Goddesses there Angelman," Dedede coyed.
Pit shrugged, "Honestly neither did I."
Samus and the others just chuckled.
"I don't know, Samus seemed pretty jealous there for a second," Ike coyed.
Samus snarled but the others just laughed.
"We'll be back with who the winner is right after this!"
And now, we cut back to you! That's right, this fic needs audience interaction to keep going! Who won? Who lost, and what game to do next? Scenes from a Hat ideas (can be anything). But we need your support! Let us know what you think and we'll be free to continue!
Pit: So when do we get paid for this again?
Samus: That's a good point.
Link: Yeah! We were gone for a year after all!
Ike: Wait are we getting lunch?
Everyone else: NO!
You'll get paid when this gets done! Now BACK! BACK YOU SAVAGES!