Pit: HEY! They brought back Whose Line is it Anyway!
Samus: They brought back what? I thought ABC was done with that show.
Pit: They are, it's on the WB now!
Ike: Any good?
Author: um…..it's got Ryan, Collin and Wayne…
Link: That's good right?
Author: Well….
The rest: WELL WHAT!?
Author: Let's just say that the years have not been kind to them.
Dedede: And they replaced me with some woman…
"And welcome back to Who's brawl is it anyway! After a sudden thunder throw down-" Dedede started.
*Flashbacks are cool right?*
Pikachu heard the rumors of the Lighting Goddess and seeing her for the first time. The mouse of lighting had no choice. The power source hit the switch for standby for five minutes and raced off. Eager to see the legend the mouse flew across the floor. Agility was his ally as he flew. Finally, after all of his-
Pit: umm…. So are we going to get back to this slap-stick story or are you going to attempt to tell some epic tale of Phosphora and Pikachu fighting frying the equipment?
Author: Do you need to break the fourth wall?
Pit: Did you even play Uprising?
…
*End Flashback*
"Anyway, tonight's winner is IKE!" Dedede shouted holding his fin up.
Ike held up his hands and waved them around as the fans cheered.
"Anyway, we're going to play a new game called 'What's in the bag!' In this game, Pit and Link are going to be playing with a couple of our most recent reviewer's bags. So congrats SakuraDreamerz and Dawnkitty!"
The audience cheered as the two reviewers waved from the stands.
"Now, this is where we dig into your purses and have a little fun while we have Pit and Link pretend to be medical responders and these are their bags while I am a bad skateboarder who isn't wearing pads. Safety first kids," Dedede winked.
"Scale of one to ten?" Link asked.
"20," Pit responded.
Dedede walked off to the side as Pit and Link started talking.
"So what are your plans for tonight once you're off?" Link asked.
"Oh you know, got some plans with deal with the special hunters," Pit responded slyly.
"So you're going to run?" Link asks?
"Like a stereotypical valley girl runs from a comic book store," Pit said.
Dedede pretended to ride in on a bike. Link and Pit stepped back pretending to dodge the biking Dedede. He flopped over the front of the imaginary bike.
How do they make this look so easy? Dedede thought to himself as he groaned in pain lying on the floor.
"HELP! HELP! I think I just broke my leg," Dedede mouaned on the ground.
"Oh my, a giant fat penguin has fallen and broke his wing," Pit said sarcastically.
Pit knelt down and jerked Dedede's wing a bit hard.
"OOOOOOOOOOH!" Dedede shouted.
"Yep. Definitely a broken back," Link commented.
The host groaned in pain while the others laughed at their first attempt to actually harm their host.
And the two were loving it.
"So hold on here, I am known as the Angelman of medicine," Pit said to Dedede.
Dedede quickly realized the situation he was in, "Is it because you're good with on the fly saving people?"
"Seriously? He's the worst. He's got the most deaths on his hands," Link commented.
Dedede's eyes flew open with fear. Link started digging in his bag that he got.
"Let's see here, oh my…I think I've got a hot date tonight…" Link commented.
Pit actually stopped tormenting Dedede and stared at the Hero of Time and looked at his bag.
"Umm…maybe I need to check and see if I got anything that would be a bit more helpful…." Pit commented after he took the sweatshirt and hog tied Dedede.
"This is strange…" Dedede commeted.
"SIR! WE ARE PROFESSIONALS! I would suggest you stay put and let us do our jobs," Pit snarled.
"Umm….when's the last time you went to your update classes?" Link asked.
"Don't you have something in there to save this man?" Pit responded.
Link pulled out a make-up kit looking at it.
"Why yes, this here will probably save you, or this is actually will kill you as it's our deadly poison tester," Link said.
"Oh sweet god, please end my suffering end," Dedede pleaded.
Pit wound up and slapped Dedede hard, "Get a hold of yourself man! You're going to make it!"
"The light, it's so bright…" Dedede commented.
Audience members were laughing, enjoying the pain of Deded as the penguin ruler of Dreamland struggled against his binds. Ike hit the buzzer as Pit and Link ultimately helped untie him. Dedede got up and stretched.
"That does it for this episode of Whose Brawl is it Anyway! Feel free to comeback anytime!" Dedede waved.
And now, we cut back to you! That's right, this fic needs audience interaction to keep going! Who won? Who lost, and what game to do next? Scenes from a Hat ideas (can be anything). But we need your support! Let us know what you think and we'll be free to continue!
Pit: So why are you trying to ship us in this?
Ike: Who's us?
Link: Yeah! Wait, isn't it obvious?
Dedede: Yeah I caught it too.
Samus: No it's not.
Everyone else: It kinda is.
Oh for the love of all things, just enjoy the ride. You'll see THAT in my other tall tale. But that does bring up a good idea… Who do YOU readers want to see next on the set?
Samus: Wait are you doing….*draws cannon*
Opps! Gotta run! See ya next time!