SAMUS: WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU! I'M NOT DONE MURDERING YOU YET!

PIT: SAMUS CALM DOWN! HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FINISH THE STORY WHEN HE'S DEAD!

LINK: So when are you coming out from there?

*Author pokes head out of Anti-Samus bunker* Is…is she gone?

IKE: Mmm…nope. Still has that gun at the ready.

Then nope. I'm going back to the Lego Movie. *returns to theater*

Dedede: Damn that movie. Everything about it is awesome.

*Samus walks into theater Zero Canon drawn*

SAMUS: Hello, author.

Oh…crap. Back to the computer….

Dedede and Pit are standing in the middle of the stage with Samus behind the desk and the remaining two standing on the side.

"Hello and welcome back to Whose's Brawl is it Anyway!" Dedede announced, "Tonight's winner is Samus!"

Samus spins around in the chair blowing kisses to the people in the crowd. The crowd cheering at the top of their lungs.

"As punishment, Pit and I are going to play a new game call Translation Glitches! In this game me and Pit are going to attempt to speak a foreign language," Dedede started.

"Hehe, you say attempt. I speak all languages," Pit said.

"Sure you do. Anyways, when we speak Link is going to translate for me and Ike is going to translate for Pit. Anyways we need a language to fake,"

"NA'VI!" A fan shouted.

"GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!" Pit shouted back.

"Na'vi it is. How are those classes coming along Angelman?" Dedede smirked.

"As I said, GO. JUMP. OFF. A. BRIDGE!" Pit emphasizes his words.

"Now we need a scene to reinact. Samus, what's the scene?"

A smirk came over Samus's face as the rest were very shaky. She held up her card.

"Dedede is looking for his lovely bridge, when suddenly Pit, the best man, breaks in to inform Deded that the bridge has vanished. Little to him, Pit has orchestrated the kidnapping because she is really his sister that he's in love with," Samus smirked.

"EWWWWWWW!" the four smashers shouted in unision.

"Deal with it," Samus said.

Dedede and Pit quickly entered into their starting positions.

"Srung! ayoeng kin ne kä after kawng guys!" Pit shouted running into the center of the stage.

"My Gods you're a fat man, how did you ever get my sister to date you?" Ike said.

Dedede smirked and decided to get back, "Oe was tsun ne convince her ne fmi secret yawne potion , also, oe tsmuke!"

"Well, she does have a thing for big guys," Link said.

"Oe shall have revenge for nga making yawne ne her ìlä stealing her ta under nga." Pit stated.

"Seriously? Well it's a good thing that I'm currently chasing after a blonde with blue eyes and a fiery temper to match. But that's a tale for another day that will travel across time and space. For now we need to get you to the alter," Ike commented.

"Pey oe heard scream. it sounded pxel tipp. yawne tìrey," Dedede attempted to say.

"Quiet. Can you hear it? It's the sound of no one caring," Link stated back.

"Nìltsan tok least im quick ne feet," Pit said.

"Well, it's time for the truth to come out. You see, you've been dating my sister and finally propsed. But I love her more that you ever could. So this whole entire conversation was a distraction to get her away from you. She's safe from you at this time," Ike said.

"Fyape could nga si tsa'u!" Dedede said.

"You think I didn't notice. I'm honestly surpised it took you this long. I was never actually in love with your sister. I was in love, with you! Now, take me and make me yours!" Link said.

"Wait what?" Pit said in plain English as Dedede towered over the little angel.

Dedede pulled Pit in close and kissed him as hard as he could while Pit's limbs and wings flapped all over the place.

Samus then hit the buzzer and the audience laughed and clapped as Dedede broke the kiss and turned to the audience.

"That's our show stay tuned for more next," Dedede announced as Pit recovered rom the shock and decked the ruler of Dreamland in the bill.

"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Pit shouted.

"Now we're even," Samus commented.

See Samus, was that so bad.

Samus: Not at all. I liked it a lot.

Pit: *Armed with bow at the ready* Now it's my turn.

Oh for the love of your goddess Pit, take you take a joke.

Link: *Sword drawn* Yeah, that was hilarious.

Ike: *Sword held at the ready* Pretty good I'd say.

Pit: I'm not after the author you idiots. I'M AFTER YOU TWO!

Wait what?

*Ike Pit and Link entered into an epic battle*

Oh well, how about some suggestions for next time? Let me know guys.