Pit: Ok, so what's the deal here? Are we going all out on this chapter?
Link: All out? You mean with all that Khazan stuff?
Ike: Khazawhatchamacallit?
Author: KHAZAN! And well… maybe. Outside guesses and all that.
Samus: Wait what? You mean less pressure on us?
Author: umm… no, wider audience now.
Dedede: So what do you mean?
Author: Let's just say we may see an appearance from the "Super Six" if you know what I mean.
Pit: Oh gods, you got sucked into that now didn't you?
Author: *looking like Luffy when lying* I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not writing anything like that.
Mega man: Two identical files on desktop stating Merida vs Astrid and Astrid vs Merida say otherwise.
Author: Wait when did you get here? And how did you get into my computer? You're not real!
Mega man: Well I'll give you credit, at least it's not ending in-
Author: AND BACK TO THE SHOW!
*Cue intro music*
"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Whose Brawl is it Anyway! On tonight's show, He's the only one to cast Magic Missile on the darkness and land a critical hit, Pit! She's the real master of dungeons, Samus! The only one to bring a real sword to a larp, Link! And finally, the only one to use his catchphrase in a game, Ike! I'm your host King Dedede come on down and let's have some fun!" The penguin ruler of Dreamland floated down to his familiar desk.
The audience roared with applause as the hammer happy penguin floated down the stairs. Music blasting and cheers as he landed behind the desk with a thunderous thump.
"Hello, and welcome to Whose Brawl is it Anyway, the story/show where the points don't matter. That's right it's just like all those Naruto/Sakura fanfictions," Dedede said.
Groans and cheers came from the crowd as the four on the seats shook their heads.
"That one was a bit too soon there 3D," Pit said trying to keep the crowd in check.
"Eh I'm the villain of my world anyway. I'm your host Dedede and we have a great show for you tonight. These guys are going to have to do whatever I tell them to do while attempting to insult one another, taking shots blah blah blah, hurt me at the end of the show blah blah blah. Let's get to the games. First game, Let's Smash a Date," Dedede announced.
The four got up and walked down to the stage where four stools were sitting. The four sat down on their stools as Dedede had a smirk on his face
"Samus, you're on a dating like show, not of your own choice of course," Dedede added quickly.
"No I would," Samus said.
"YOU WOULD?!" the four others on stage asked slack jawed.
"Yes I would just to zap all of those poser, flighty, indecisive girls that are on those shows anyways," Samus said cracking her knuckles.
"Well, anyways, unfortunately for you, we only have these three here-" Dedede started.
"OH DAMN A JAPANESE BOY BAND OF OPTIONS TO PICK!" a female voice shouted from the stands shouted.
"Shut ye' trap," another voice said.
"Anyways if you're new we've given the three onstage some strange personalities that they have never seen before. They have to act out whatever's on the cards," Dedede said.
The three other performers on stage look at their cards and just shook their heads. Samus whipped her hair back and sat as straight up as possible.
"Hello bachelors! I'm hoping you'll have as much fun as me with this," Samus said.
The three grunted. Pit in chair one, Link in chair two and Ike in chair three.
"So, bachelor number one, tell me what would you do for our first date?" Samus said with a valley-girl impression.
Pit is a small Viking trying to tell his clan that he doesn't want to fight in a war
"Well gee, I don't really know, I guess if I had a chance I would have to say I would take you to the beach…that's where the lease amount of monsters are. Personally, I'm thinking we don't have enough bread-makers or small home workers. We all don't need to fight do we?" Pit asked sitting as small as he could on the stool.
Samus blinked while the audience roared. "Well, you seem nice…Bachelor number two."
Link is a drunk hockey player who thinks that Pit and Ike are after his position on the team. Link grunted.
"I like to go to the mall and shop for deals on things like My Little Pony, what do you like to do?" Samus remarked.
Link looked at Pit and Ike, "Well, for first off, I like to eat fishbone wimps like him for breakfast."
Pit scooted a little away on the chair as Link leaned in. Licking his lips he leaned in closer, "You think you got what it takes chump?"
"Umm….no? I don't know what you're thinking Toothless," Pit said.
Samus clapped her hands, "Well, seems like you're a bit of a wildcard. Bachelor number three," Samus started.
"umm yes?" Ike asked standing still.
Ike is a terrible comedian who is tied to a missile and the missile will fire if the audience isn't laughing.
Ike's eyes were wide as the audience lowered their laugher to a small chuckle. Ike darted around with his eyes as if begging.
"So what would you say is your favorite movie?" Samus asked.
"Bio-dome!" Ike said with a smile.
The audience was dead silent.
"Oh no," Ike said as he jumped off the chair and started running around as people then started laughing.
"Okay….weirdo," Samus said with a head shake, "back to you bachelor number one. What would you fight for?"
"Well for starters the smell of this guy out of my nose," Pit said thumbing his finger at Link.
"That's IT!" Link shouted diving at Pit.
The two tumbled around on the ground until Link stood up with Pit on his back.
"Where did you go you little brat?" Link snarled.
Ike then ran back in and ran the two over as Pit leaped from Link's back to Ike's and pointed his finger to try and direct him.
Dedede started hitting the button. The three returned to their seats and Samus was doing her best to not laugh.
"So Samus, any ideas who they are?" Dedede asked.
"well, Pit is trying to act like a Viking that doesn't want to fight," Samus said.
"Yes!"
"Link's a sportsplayer who's afraid Pit's after his position, and Ike was strapped to a missile."
"Right you are!" Dedede said.
Audience participation is needed here. What game next?