"Nightvale? There is an angel in my studio. Or at least he says he is an angel. I can't see any of the qualities angels are said to possess, such as wings, four eyes, a blinding light, and a terrifying feeling of acceptance and joy emanating from them. He is just sitting here beside me smiling. Is that a smile? It's more of a smirk I think. Excuse me, Mr. Totally Not a Real Angel, are you smiling or smirking? It's kind of confusing to be honest with you. I'm not sure if I am to be terrified or... extremely terrified."
"Oh Cecil there's no need to be afraid."
"Listeners did you hear that? The Being Who Appears to be Human but May Very Well be an Angel, spoke."
"They can hear me Cecil, I'm sure of it."
"Well then do you mind if I interview you?"
"No I don't mind. Go right ahead."
"Thank you. So if you really are an angel where are your wings?"
"That's kind of a sore question. I hope you don't mind but I'm going to pass on that one."
"Oookay then. Next question then. Where are the multiple eyes, and unspeakably disgusting emotional outpouring I was talking about earlier?"
"Well, I'm a human vessel currently. That is, I can't walk around town in my true form, so I have taken on a kind of human host."
"Sort of like the City Council then?!"
"Yes I suppose you could put it that way. Your city's council is much more terrifying in their true forms I think. But that's just from my previous experience with them."
"You've interacted with the City Council before?"
"Oh yes. It was a very long time ago however, long before you would care to recall."
"Why did you establish contact with them?" The angel laughed at this before answering.
"Oh there was a variety of reasons. But, the main reason explains why I am here today."
"And that is?"
"Oh I can't tell you that just yet Cecil. Not yet. All I can tell you, is that when the time comes Cecil, say yes."
"Say yes to- Hello? Listeners, it's gone. The "angel" has left the studio. What do you think he meant by say yes? Hmm... Oh my... Nightvale do you think... Do you think perhaps Carlos... Do you think he'll ask me to marry him? Oh my gosh. Okay, okay. Ah umm, well..While I try to calm down a little bit let's go to a message from our sponsors.
Hello Nightvale. We have been watching you for a long time. A very long time. How long you ask? Well I do not believe your primitive concept of time reaches that far back. This is such a lovely town you have hear, with such lovely people. Your ideas, or rather your lack of ideas when it comes the the tiered heavens and angelic hierarchy disturb us. Oh yes. Us. There are many of us. So many. We want to help you Nightvale. We want to help you to help us help you. That is, in order for us to help you, you have to allow us to. Allow us in Nightvale. Let us help. Just say yes.
Listeners? That was not at all a message from our sponsors. Our sponsors wanted to let you know of the dangers of incorrectly performed dark magics, not what ever it is that was. What was that?
