The Geoff Show
Rated M for Language, Crude Humor, and Sexuality
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Make Alejandro and Blaineley Pay!
"Welcome back to the show…" Geoff said the audience cheered.
"Now…I feel a breath of fresh air here in the Fabulous Fox…as we debut the sketch called…Make Alejandro and Blaineley Pay!" Geoff said as the crowd roared with excitement.
"I bet that you guys…are going to like this one…okay first off send Alejandro Burromuerto out!" Geoff said as he walked down to the stage handcuffed by Eva as the crowd gave him boos like in "The Running Man" when Ben Richards arrived on the game show with the same name…if you don't know what I am talking about watch the movie.
"Hey Burromuerto! Get out of Atlanta you asshole!" an audience member said to him.
"Okay now quiet…he's not the one that I hate the most…he's just one of them that I despise so much for nearly killing Gidgette am I right people?" Geoff said as the crowd chanted "YES!"
"Now…this second person hates us for being together and called us amateurs...she even kidnapped Bridgette just so she can keep us apart…she was fat at one time…she's 200 pounds of pure greediness the one and the only…Mildred "Blaineley…" Stacey Andres O'Halloran!" Geoff announced as the crowd booed even louder than when Alejandro came out before as she was carried out by a 7-foot tall security guard…and threw her down to the ground.
"Thanks Kevin." Geoff said as he left.
"No problem…you owe me some beer though." Kevin said to him.
"Um…no I don't…anyway Kevin Nash everybody!" Geoff said ass the crowd cheered and acknowledged Kevin Nash's presence.
"Now…the purpose of this sketch is to make them suffer as much punishment as possible…and the first sketch will be an MMA Fight and a wrestling match." Geoff said as the crowd cheered.
"But…during the break me and Bridgette decided that Alejandro will get the MMA Fight and Mildred." Geoff said as he was about to be cut off.
"It's BLAINELEY!" Blaineley yelled.
"Whatever…as I was saying…its Alejandro Who'll get the MMA Fight and Blaineley who will get the Wrestling Match so you have 10 minutes to get ready you guys." Geoff to them.
(10 minutes later.)
Alejandro was wearing maroon red MMA shorts and Blaineley was wearing a Dark Red One-Piece Swimsuit thing with boots and knee pads.
"Okay amigo who is it going to be. Who's going to fight me?" Alejandro asked him.
"And me?" Blaineley asked him as well.
"Well the audience took a poll and…first off who will fight Blaineley is…" Geoff said as there was a drumroll as Jo's names appeared in the ballot on the screen.
"It is Jo who will face Blaineley in the Wrestling Match." Bridgette said as the crowd cheered.
"For Alejandro's MMA Fight the nominees are Courtney…Duncan…and my boyfriend Geoff." Bridgette said as there was another drumroll as Geoff's name was on the ballot as Geoff won the right to face him in the MMA Fight.
"Geoff is going to fight Alejandro in 20 minutes." Bridgette said as the crowd cheered.
"You cannot be serious!" Alejandro said as he was furious
(A group of machine-like Mario people bring in the entire set from the UFC. There is the UFC Octagon in which Alejandro will compete in.)
"I am…serious see you in the octagon." Geoff said as he left to get ready.
(The Camera flips to The Octagon.)
Alejandro arrived first with mariachi music and the crowd jeered him as he and his trainers got into the octagon.
Then the lights cut off and the crowd cheered as "Edge of the Revolution" by Nickelback played as Geoff arrived with Bridgette as his trainer and Eva as his manager.
"You got this guy knock his jaw off!" Eva said to Geoff.
"Eva…it's just a TV Show…I am not really going to kill him I'm just going to teach him a lesson for kissing Bridgette." Geoff said as he arrived into the octagon.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…it's…time!" Geoff announced as the crowd roared.
"Here is Bruce Buffer as the announcer in the Octagon." Geoff said as he handed the microphone to Bruce.
"Thank you Geoff and now this is the ultimate revenge fight." Bruce said as Geoff smiled at him evilly.
"IT'S TIME! One Round and with no time limit introducing first…" Bruce said as he did a 180 and pointed at Alejandro.
"From Barcelona, Spain…weighing in at 225 Pounds…he is the runner up of Total Drama World Tour, "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromeurto!" Bruce announced as the crowd booed him as Bruce did another 180 and pointed to Geoff.
"His opponent…from Vancouver British Columbia, Canada…weighing in at 245 pounds…he is The Party Master…The Host of "The Geoff Show" and he is "The Canadian King of Parties" and he is "The Canadian Partying Cowboy!" Geoff Michaels!" Bruce announced as the crowd cheered.
"With referee UFC Hall of Famer…Randy "The Natural" Couture!" Geoff said as Randy had a UFC referee's uniform on.
"Okay guys you know the rules and let's have a clean fight." Randy said as Alejandro was confused.
"Que? What were the rules?" Alejandro asked him.
"I am glad you asked dude…" Randy said as he punched him in the face as the crowd cheered.
"Be careful…no rabbit punches, no kidney punches, no low blows or I'll give you one, and other then that…anything goes." Randy said as Alejandro got up yelling some Spanish words at him as Geoff gave him a Suplex which in WWE is a German Suplex.
"Ay my neck." Alejandro groaned in pain.
"Quit whining like a girl…Geoff said as he got up as Courtney and Gwen were on commentary.
"Well I guess we are on commentary so I am Gwen along with my partner Courtney we are the first all-female broadcasting duo…and Geoff is preparing to kick Alejandro's ass for what he did to our friend Bridgette isn't that right Courtney." Gwen said to her.
"Definitely I mean what the hell was I thinking being attracted to that guy I mean…I shared a cookie with that guy I should have stayed away from that man he's nothing but a pervert that cost me a chance at the million bucks at World Tour!" Courtney said as Geoff was punching away as Alejandro.
"Wow…he is nailing him with lefts and rights and this fight might have to be stopped soon." Courtney said as Geoff was hammering away as him with all of his might as Alejandro was now bleeding all over his head and he received black eyes and he couldn't see.
"This is what you get for messing with MY GIRLFRIEND!" Geoff said as he punched him in the face again.
"THIS IS FOR ALMOST BREAKING US UP YOU SICK PRICK!" Geoff yelled as he punched him again in the face.
"THIS IS FOR KISSING HER YOU SICK PERVERTED SPANISH SON OF A BITCH!" Geoff yelled as he kicked him in the head and punched him again as he was knocked out as he spit in his face.
"Jesus Christ…Geoff made him pay alright…what a mauling." Gwen said as she was shocked.
"Well I can't blame him." Courtney said as the crowd cheered as Bridgette hugged him and kneed him in the balls for extra measure.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…in 1 Minute and 23 Seconds here is the winner by knockout…Geoff Michaels!" Bruce Buffer said as Geoff was victorious after the mauling that he gave to Alejandro.
"Dudes...make sure that he's not dead and take him to the ER…on with the next match." Geoff said as the same people that built the octagon tore down the UFC and built the entire set from the old-school Monday Night RAW. There are the three huge letters "RAW" standing in the doorway. And then, they build the wrestling ring in which Blaineley will compete in.
"Let's get on with the match already." Blaineley said as Brick came down to the ring wearing a WWE Official's uniform as he got wolf whistles from the females as he came to the ring.
"Thanks…anyway the following contest is One-Fall introducing first from parts unknown, Blaineley!" Brick announced as the crowd booed as she flipped them off.
"Her opponent from Toronto Canada, Jo!" Brick announced as she had the same attire as Blaineley but in gray as Jo got some cheers as the bell rang.
"I am here on Commentary taking over for Gwen and Courtney alongside my girlfriend Bridgette as this should not take very long." Geoff said to Bridgette.
"You know it Geoffy." Bridgette said to him as Jo gave Blaineley a clothesline and she was about to give her the Jackknife Powerbomb.
"Bridgette…here it comes the Jackknife Powerbomb…" Geoff said as Jo nailed the move.
"YEAH! WAY TO GO JO!" Bridgette yelled as she cheered.
"1…2…3!" Brick counted as Jo won the impromptu match.
"Your winner is Jo." Brick said as Geoff and Bridgette left the commentators table and stood over Blaineley in the ring.
"We'll be back after this." Geoff said to the camera.
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