The Geoff Show

Rated M for Language, Crude Humor, and Sexuality

Disclaimer: I don't own anything VH1 has. This is my version of "I Love The..." series. The rest of the cast members of "The Geoff Show" will voice their opinion of their favorite shit from the 70's

I Love the 70s, Geoff's Version

"This is I Love The 70's!"

(I Love the 70's theme song plays.)

Theme song: I Love the 70's!

1st Topic: Game 6 of the 1975 World Series

"Well…how can I Game 6 of the 1975 World Series…even though I am not a baseball fan…that was the greatest display of baseball I have ever seen no wonder it's the greatest game in world history I mean why can't I win with that amount of passion!" Bridgette said as she thought about the game.

"Hey…that game was awesome I mean it kept the entire New England Province up until midnight no wonder everyone was late for school the next day man!" Geoff said as he laughed his ass off.

"That homerun that Carlton Fisk is impossible and I'm not a baseball girl but everyone in Boston took that shit seriously!" Gwen said as she was confused.

2nd Topic: The Brady Bunch

"The Brady Bunch…did have some good lessons and it would have been better off without Robbie Rist killing the show in the process being Cousin Oliver." Cody said as he was pissed.

"Cousin Oliver sucked…that's why I hate the Brady Bunch other than that they had a queer on the show." Amy said as the camera man was confused about what she meant.

"His name is Robert Reed ma'am." The Camera man said to her.

"Ohh…his name was Robert Reed or something anyway without Oliver the show would have been on another year or so. Well what do I know we didn't live in the 70's" Amy said as she was a bit bitchy.

3rd Topic: Pet Rocks

"Pet rocks were not a custom in my time and they still aren't so I just don't give a damn for them." Duncan said as he sees a pet rock.

"What are you looking at?" Duncan asked the pet rock.

"Go fuck yourself!" Duncan said as he threw the rock away.

"Pet Rocks were the only thing I had had until I found Bunny on the island…wow I was a real loser." DJ said as he looked down in shame

4th Topic: Rock and Roll Music

"Damn I mean rock and roll music can never be the same again…after the 70's it just was dormant until the 90's and early 2000's when Nickelback was on the scene but that's my opinion." Geoff said as he drank some water.

"Rock and Roll…it was loud, violent and immoral…I love it." Duncan said as he was listening to some right now.

"I got to say that Rock music is the reason why our youth is so violent right now." Courtney said as the announcer was about to speak.

"Incorrect it's because of the hip-hop, murders and wars that have been going on in the Middle East and that went on during the 70's as well." The announcer said to Courtney.

"Ok…thank you." Courtney said to him.

5th Topic: Saturday Night Live

"Man…Saturday Nights were never the same when SNL arrived I mean other than preparing for a zombie apocalypse I would watch SNL and laugh my fucking ass off…I mean Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, John Candy, started the iconic show!" Shawn said as he had a gun that would murder zombies.

"However it's controversial moments made some popular artists like Sinead O'Connor be banned from the show for life…what a bunch of fascists." Gwen said as she crossed her arms in defiance.

"SNL Was awesome for the comedy…anyway that's all for that as we have one final topic." Geoff said as the final topic is mentioned.

6th Topic: Disco

"Disco is dead…not dormant it's just plain old fucking dead." Duncan said as he flipped the bird and left the studio.

"Disco was so cool back then but now…it's making people turn into faggots…so it can go to hell." Gwen said to the camera. "Okay I'm done." Gwen said as she put her hand on the camera and left the studio.

"Disco…it had the people going wild in its heyday but now it's Sha-dead." Lightning said to the camera.

"Now…disco maybe played for 70s night at parties, and at gay bars and ladies nights at bars and at strip clubs…and in movies…disco ruined the rolling stones…that's just fucked up what's next Nickelback doing music with Justin Bieber?" Geoff said as he was angry as he saw a disco loving dude.

"Who are you?" Geoff asked him.

"Is this the disco club?" The disco loving man asked him.

"Dude…I said who are you?" Geoff asked him again.

"Oh…sorry I am Todd…Todd Helmsley…wanna disco?" Todd asked him.

"No…" Geoff said he gave him sweet chin music to the face.

"Disco is for faggots." Geoff said to him.

"If you are not down for that…I got two words for ya…" Geoff said as he ripped off his shirt to reveal a DX shirt.

"SUCK IT!" Geoff said as he left the studio.

"Hey guys…Zoey here and "The Geoff Show" will be back so do not miss a beat!" Zoey said as Izzy arrived.

"Hello this is Izzy and I am going to do a game show so which game show you want me to parody?" Izzy asked.

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