(A/N): Thank youz to InvaderZora for da review. I honestly thought everyone would hate this story, then I would have to turn it into another one of my useless one shots. Anyhow, ON WITH DA STORY!
"Doom, doom, doom, doom…" The teacher went on like this for HOURS.
I pulled out a piece of notebook paper, then began to sketch.
I think I dozed off after that, because I woke to someone violently shaking me.
"HUMAN FILTH! ACKNOWLEDGE THE INCREDIBLE ZIMMM!"
I blindly slapped the figure in front of me. I then saw it was a green kid.
Can it get any weirder?
"Oww, hyooman. You slapped ZIM!" Green bean, or Zim, was rubbing his forehead.
"Sorry…" I mumbled. I then swiftly got up and walked away. Great first impression, Kate, just great…
I poked at the grey slop on my plate. Was this even edible?
They honestly expected us to eat this. Wow..
I sat at the table alone with me and my slop. I looked up and around at all the kids, socializing with others.
Not me.
Maybe it was because of the way I looked, with my tangled up in a mat. Or because I hadn't gotten a chance to wash myself. Or because I was new.
Then I noticed the cafeteria had gotten silent.
I looked behind me, and there stood a muscular jock.
"Um, do you need anything?" I said shakily.
The jock laughed. "I need you to bathe, and brush your hair. You look awful!"
I'm going to teach him what happens when you mess with Kate Jacobs.
I stood up and faced him, I was a few inches taller than him.
"I think you're just talking about yourself, fathead."
I noticed people gaping at me, and gasping.
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused."
The jock stared at me. His breath did smell bad, bleh.
He then tried to punch me, but I caught his fist. I was surprised myself!
"Let go!"
"No." I then twisted his hand around, making him scream in pain. I threw him to the ground and put my foot on him.
The kids circled around me, and watched as "the new kid beat up the captain of the football team".
I heard him growl, and he threw my foot off of his torso. He then jumped up and kicked my leg.
I stumbled back and fell against the table. But that didn't stop me.
I quickly got back up and delivered an uppercut to his jaw.
Wait, since when did I know how to preform professional wrestling moves?
I kicked his chest, then gracefully used the tip of my big toe to push him to the ground.
I ran out of the cafeteria, little did I know, someone was watching me.
"Yes, she shall help me with my mission. I can brainwash her. She will fight for me."
The mysterious stalker then followed me to my car.
(A/N): Yay cliffhangers are FUN! Hope chapter 2 was good enough for ya!
Peace out, my fellow llamas.