Hello everyone, I'm back with a new installment of NEVER. HAVE. I. EVER! And with me is Shane Dawson as Shanaynay
Shanaynay: Hey gutter sluts and bubble butts, I'm Shanaynay, along with Lois117 here, and we're back!
Lois117: Thanks to an author who writes one of my favorite romance category, Chase and OC, who happens to be BasicTVObsessor22. Oh, something I have in common with this person is that we watch TV a lot.
Shanaynay: And she was awesome to put in a special "Never have I ever…" thing, if you all know what I mean, even though that was going to be my idea.
Lois117: Really? You can think?
Shanaynay: BITCH! You best shut the fuck up, and watch what you fuckin say! (Shows her gun)
Lois117: Really bitch?! (Shows her gun)
Shanaynay: Yeah bitch!
They start to aim the guns at each other and everyone would break them apart.
Douglas: Can we not have another gun fight, Shanaynay?
Shanaynay: I'm about to bust a cap in everyone's asses!
Lois117: Not if I bust a cap in your ass first!
Tori: Ok, while we straighten this out, enjoy the story
"Alright, who should go next?" Asks Adam
"Oh, I know," says Mary, "Never have I ever… ok this is going to be crazy, but never have I ever gone to second base."
Jade, Beck, Sam, Tori, and, surprisingly, Adam and Cat put their fingers down. Every had their mouths open, surprised that the very sweet, childish, and innocent Cat and the very simple minded, childish, bionic Adam lost their virginities, possibly to each other.
Trina asks, "To whom?"
Jade answers, "To Beck."
"To Jade," answers Beck.
Sam took a deep breath and said, "To Freddie."
Bree asks, "Wait, wait, wait, Freddie Benson? The guy you kept calling Fredwad? That Freddie?"
"Yeah, it was when I was visiting him in Seattle and his mom was out, and things just happened. What about you, Tori? Who did you lose it to?"
"It was James. While mom and dad were away and Trina was at Nozus, James came over and things just happened. Enough about me, what about you, Cat?"
"Yeah, no one would have expected that you could have done anything with anyone," says André.
Cat took a deep breath, looked at Adam and then back at everyone. She was so nervous to be talking about this kind of stuff, due to the fact that she doesn't even talk about puberty with Dice. Adam nodded and Cat finally answered, "I lost it to Adam."
"WHAT?!" everyone asks. Their suspicions were true about Cat and Adam losing their virginity to each other. Bree, Chase, and Leo didn't know if they even wanted to hear when or how it happened because their BROTHER did it with their friend.
"When and how did this happen? And give out details," says Jade.
"NO," shout Bree, Chase, and Leo.
"We can't hear any details!" says Chase.
"Why not? Aren't you guys as curious as we are?"
"Ok, let's make this clear. She lost her virginity to our BROTHER. We can't handle picturing anything graphic like 'caressing,' 'touching,' or even 'using tongue.'" Says Leo which causes Bree to groan
"Ok, how about if you tell us when this happened without too much details," says Tori.
Cat takes a deep breath and says, "Well, you guys came back early from a mission, and I wanted to see if Adam was ok because you almost died. I waited in his room, and when he came in, he had cuts on the upper part of his body. I asked 'what happened?'"
"I said that some guys snuck up on me and tried to stab me with their knives. Luckily I was able to fight them off, but it left some cuts on me." Says Adam
"So, I sat him down, took off his mission suit, and got a wet rag to clean off the blood. I then noticed that he had a toned body, so I looked into his eyes and kissed him. Next thing I know, I woke up next to him."
"It was the coolest night of my life. I didn't even know what I was doing, until I was actually doing it." Adam says as they both smile.
Everyone was silent. They could not believe that Cat and Adam lost their virginity to each other.
"Ok, never have I ever broken a bone," Cat says as everyone comes back from shock. Tori, Robbie, Beck, Jade, Sam, Dice, Adam, Chase, and Leo had to put a finger down.
"I broke my arms when I was fighting 'The Gorilla" at 'The Gorilla Club, sadly, I lost a part in a movie, but at least I won against the gorilla" says Tori.
"Freddie and I fell into a tank of Kansas tuna fish."
"Aren't Kansas tuna fish carnivores and eat any meat, even human?" asks Chase.
"Yeah, and we had to get sent to the hospital with a full body cast. What about, you Beck?"
"I was riding my bike, and I wasn't looking, so I got run over by a drunk driver. I was in the hospital for a month. What about you, Jade?"
"Well, I was walking through an alley way, and these thugs totally got me by surprise and took my money and beat me up, but what they didn't know is that I never get beat that easily, so I beat them up, and called the cops on them. They broke my ribs though, so I got sent to a hospital." Answers Jade, "What about you, Sam?"
"I was still in juvey, and this huge girl walked up to me and just punched me square in the face, so I grabbed her arm and I was able to pull out of its socket, but she used her other arm to punch my knee so hard that she bent my leg, but I was able to put her in a choke lock. It took like ten guards to break up the fight. What about you Dice?"
"I was eight years old, and I was on the top of my roof in my old house because my friends dared me to use a garbage bag as a parachute, so I jumped off the roof and the garbage bag did nothing at all, so I had broken limbs. You're turn, Adam."
"Ok, Chase was going to prank me by using a snare trap, and he got me, but I was able to use my heat vision to free myself, but I hit the lab desk first before hitting the floor, which dislocated my arm, and Leo even fainted."
Everyone laughs at Leo, which makes him glare at everyone.
Robbie then asks, "Ok, how did you break a bone, Leo?"
"I was running away from Victor Krane and S-1 because he found me and Douglas hiding out in the school, so I had to run for help, but S-1 used her bionics to make a beam fall on my arm, completely crushing it. Doctors said I that my arm would never heal, but Douglas took me to his old hideout and gave me a bionic arm. It was the only way to fix it."
Everyone stays silent for a second until Mary asks, "Who's S-1?"
"She's Krane's evil bionic assistant who thinks Chase is cute," says Bree
Mary gets mad and says, "Oh she's dead man…err woman. I don't know I'll just call her a bitch. No one calls my man cute except me." Everyone laughs. Mary asks, "Ok, Chase, how did you break a bone?"
"Well, Adam created this game called 'Bionic Brother Toss' and, sadly, I was the one getting tossed all the time. So, every time he would toss me, I would break any limb that would hit a wall or ceiling." Chase says as everyone laughs, even Adam.
"That has got to be one of the best games I have ever made." Adam says as Bree and Leo agree.
"Yeah, another way for me to see you hurt." Bree says.
Alright, chapter two is finished. I would like to thank BasicTVObsessor22 for their "Never have I ever…" statement. If you guys want to see your "Never have I ever…" statements, then please review while there's still time. Score board time!
Tori: 7, Trina: 9, André: 9, Robbie: 7, Beck: 7, Jade: 6, Cat: 5, Sam: 4, Dice: 8, Adam: 4, Bree: 8, Chase: 8, Leo: 8, and Mary: 8