Chapter 3

Sweet, chapter three is on its way. Ok, so I would like to apologize to everyone about my actions with Shanaynay and my behavior, I even had to give her 10 pounds of weed to Shanaynay in exchange for her forgiveness. I've also been taking therapy sessions from Leonard from The Big Bang Theory.

Leonard: She pays me 100 dollars a session, how can I pass that up. Plus my mom and most of my college courses would teach me about the human behavior.

Lois117: Hey, when you're an author, you can imagine yourself rich and have therapy sessions with whom ever.

Leonard: Turns out, she has used that opportunity to take out her anger and depression on someone else than on the person who inflicted those emotions on her in the first place. We just have to know who.

Chase: Hey babe, is it ok that I start the disclaimer?

Lois117: (avoids eye contact) Not now, Chase. I'm talking to Leonard with my emotional problems.

Leonard: Huh (Starts writing down notes) avoiding eye contact, interesting.

Chase: What do you mean "interesting"?

Lois117: Ok, first off, my sessions start before, during the story, and after the story, not during the disclaimer, and second, I don't own any Disney XD and Nickelodeons characters in this story, so enjoy.

Mary stops laughing and says, "Ok, never have I ever almost died."

Everyone groans and put a finger down. They all look at each other surprised that everyone, except Mary, almost died.

Mary, wide eyed, asked, "Ok, so all of you have been in a near death experience? Wow, I never even expected this from you Tori, maybe Trina though."

Trina says, "Well, I get attacked by Tori almost once or twice a week, Jade probably every day, a lot with record producers, and one time I snuck on their cupcake float, Cat's idea and we were stranded in the hood, and these guys kept rocking the float back and forth trying to make it fall."

Tori starts her turn, "Well, there was that, the gorilla fight, another time, Jade, Cat, and I stopped at a gas station and this creepy clown came up to me, and asked if I can take him to San 'Die' ago, then he tried to chase us, luckily, we got away."

"Well, I was kidnapped by Nora, an iCarly psycho ex-fan, and she put me down a well and she kept throwing hoses on me. Glad that they didn't all hit me, and they were a lot." Dice says.

"Oh yeah, I was also thrown into the well, and one time I posed as Sam to jump the tuna because I was worried that she wouldn't make it, so I locked her in the closet. Another time was when me and Sam were a in charge of taking care of Goomer while Dice was away for a hair modeling thing, and Goomer barged into our room and sat on me, I think I was going towards the light." Cat says.

Sam starts to talk, "Well, all of my near death experiences have to do with either being in juvey, fights, or iCarly. Practically any wacky thing I get into counts as a near death experience."

"My near death experience would have to be the only two stories I told, when Beck, André, and I were forced to look after Trina when her wisdom tooth was pulled out." The guys cringed at that memory, "and all of us, except Cat, were trapped inside Beck's trailer, and it was super-hot. We almost died from hyperthermia while Cat was busy in the bathroom."

"About that, after I came out of the bathroom, I started to hang out with these guys, sorry." Cat apologizes. Every one glares at her and start to attack her. It took 20 minutes for Adam, Bree, Chase, Leo, Dice, Sam, and Mary to calm everyone down.

"Ok, look that was all in the past, besides, Cat can't help what she is." Mary says.

"Hey!" Cat shouts.

"Do you want this near death experience to turn into an actual death?" whispers Mary.

"No."

"Then let me do all the talking."

"Fine."

"So, can't we just get back into the game and not kill each other."

Jade asks, "But we lost count, how are we going to know how many fingers we have left?"

Chase reassures everyone, "I decided to make a mental scoreboard, let me show it you guys." He projects everyone's score and everyone continues. Chase would continue the game, "If I may start, all of our near death experiences have to do with either on a mission, school, or even home."

"So, technically, you risk your lives on a daily basis." clarifies Beck.

"Yeah, pretty much."

"Well that's what you get when you're bionic." Jade says making everyone glare at her.

Chase continues the game, "Ok, never have I ever…chased down a moving vehicle."

Adam, Bree, André, and Trina put a finger down.

Adam starts to explain, "I was chasing a minivan because I was in my space dog suit, and I wanted to get into character before I go to comic-con to look for people to sign my petition to put a space dog in the next Space Gladiators movie. I was able to bite off the license of the car."

"Well, I had to chase a train during one of our missions because the brakes broke and it was filled with nucloneum. Another time was when Marcus rigged the self-driving car to trap Leo and drive into the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. I learned the hard way that the dear crossing signs don't lie," Said Bree.

"I had to chase a record producer's car because he heard all of us, especially me, sing as 'The Diddly-Bops' and it made look like a freak to him because we were singing about favorite foods while dressed up as foods at a party for five years olds; I was spaghetti." Said André as everyone, but Cat, cringe at the memory.

"I was chasing the same guy." Trina says.

No one was surprised because they know how desperate she is to be famous.

Leonard: So when did you feel that your emotions started to go out of control?

Lois117: I think a week after the "Spike Fright" episode (sees that the chapter is over) oh, hi, I didn't see you there. So, who do you want to win or lose? Here's the score for you guys to see.

Tori: 6, Trina: 7, André: 7, Robbie: 6, Beck: 6, Jade: 5, Cat: 4, Sam: 3, Dice: 7, Adam: 2, Bree: 6, Chase: 7, Leo: 7, and Mary: 8