Chapter 4
Alright, so Christmas and New Year's Eve are over, speaking of Christmas, I wrote a reenactment of my favorite 22 Jump Street scene by the characters of Frozen and Rise of The Guardians, no Jelsa though, mainly because I have no idea where I stand in the Jelsa argument, but there is some Kristanna, and I decided to make that a Christmas gift for all the readers, so you can check that out, it's called "22 Jump Street scene: ROTG and Frozen style." So this is the fourth installment of Never Have I ever, and I have the person who is totally losing in this game, Adam Davenport.
Adam: Hey Lois117, quick question, what's up with you and Chase right now? You seem distant around him.
Lois117: That's between me, Leonard, and the Love Guru Pitka to discuss.
Adam: Does it have to do with your emotional problems?
Lois117: Adam! Can you please just do the damn disclaimer?!
Adam: Alright, Lois117 owns nothing except for Mary. Enjoy
"Never have I ever… Cheated on a test." Says Trina as Jade, Sam, Leo, Adam, Mary, and Dice put a finger down.
"I cheat on tests all the time, so don't look surprised." Jade says.
"Same here." Sam says.
"Me too." Dice says.
"Me three." Adam says.
"I practically cheat on my Spanish tests that I have to take home by just looking up a word on google. Some of them are hard to remember, and ironically, I'm fluent in that language." Mary says.
"I actually cheated on a test by using future me. Long story short, future me used a time machine made by future Big D, who turns out horrible by the way, to warn us that Adam, Bree, and Chase were going on a mission they were never going to return from." Leo says as everyone gasp. Leo reassures them, "But we were able to change the future." Everyone sighs in relief. Leo continues, "Another time, I used this mini spy camera, that looks like a fly, to copy off of Bree's test. Apparently, she noticed the fly, and tried to take it away from me, but Perry thought that she was trying to take my test from me, so she got kicked out."
"That is just cruel, Dooley." Tori says.
"Don't worry, Bree made me admit that I tried to use the spy cam on her to Perry." Leo says as everyone high fives Bree, then she starts to look at Chase and says, "What about you Chase, you've cheated on tests before."
"No I haven't, I'm practically engineered as the smartest person in the world." says Chase.
Everyone finally see what Bree means and Jade says, "Being a bionic genius is technically cheating."
"She's got a point there." says Robbie.
Chase, reluctantly, puts a finger down.
Leo continues, "Never have I ever… Had a fake ID."
Jade, Beck, Sam, and Dice had to put a finger.
"Beck and I would make fake IDs for each other." Jade says.
"I got a fake Mexican driver's license from Dice." Sam says.
"I also got a fake ID for myself, in case something comes up." Dice says. "Never have I ever gone to jail."
Tori, Trina, André, Robbie, Beck, Jade, Cat, Sam, Dice, Adam, Chase, and Leo put a finger down. Mary was shocked and asked, "All of you guys have been to jail? Even you, Chase? Tori? Cat?" They all nodded. Mary asked, "What did you do? When did this happen?"
Tori answered, "Well, all of us were asked to perform in Yerba, but it was in the middle of a war, but we didn't even know about it until we got there. We were performing for a dictator, who had an eye patch, but my shoe came loose and hit him in his only good eye. I was sent to prison for that."
Jade continued, "Then when we were pleading for them to free Tori, dumbass over here," Jade points at Robbie, "electrocuted the octopus, so we were stuck in prison."
"I was in jail one time because the cops saw me giving away counterfeited sweaters." Dice says.
"I was in juvey for fighting with cops, fighting with teachers, shoplifting, and shoving my chilly dog in a Mexican ambassador's pants." Sam says.
"I was in jail for two weeks because I was ripping hair out of a hair model's head. I thought it was a wig." Cat says.
"We were in a beach jail for performing without a permit." Chase says.
"Wow, didn't know that most of you guys had it in you, even you, Cat." Mary says.
"You know, you have the most points, and to make this fair, I say we should dare her to do some of these 'Never have I ever' things." Jade suggests.
Everyone agrees, even Mary because she never backs down from a dare.
"So, what are you going to make me do?" asks Mary.
"How about we go easy on her and get her to chase a car." Tori says.
"We can use my car. It's parked outside." Adam said.
Everyone went outside, and Adam and Cat got in his car as Mary was getting ready to run.
"Ok, car's ready, how about you, Mary?" asked Cat.
"Yep, I'm ready to do this thing." Mary said.
Everyone started to count down "3…2...1…GO!"
Mary started running as everyone was shouting at her to keep running. She was starting to pick up speed until Adam and Cat spotted an ice cream truck, so they immediately stopped the car, but Mary couldn't stop, so she bumped into the car making her fall. Everyone was running to help her up.
"Adam, why did you stop the car?" Bree asked.
"There was an ice cream truck, so I had to stop." Adam answered.
"Mary, are you ok?" Chase asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine; I think I have a bruise on my nose though." Mary said as she touched her nose. She was right, she had a bruised nose.
Leonard: So what do you fear the most when you watch the episode "Spike Fright?"
Lois117: To be honest, I'm just afraid to lose him to someone prettier and better than me, like that Sabrina chick. (Sees the chapter is done) Oh, hey guys, just finishing up my session here. When I say that there might be some dares, I don't lie. Here's the scoreboard.
Tori: 5, Trina: 6, André: 6, Robbie: 5, Beck: 4, Jade: 2, Cat: 3, Sam: 0, Dice: 4, Adam: 0, Bree: 5, Chase: 5, Leo: 5, Mary: 6
We have our first two losers already, Sam and Adam. Sorry for you guys who were going for Sam and/or Adam, but when send these things out, you have to be wise and see how it can affect others. Keep sending in "Never have I ever…" statements, the more I have, the faster we can choose a winner here.