Chapter Two
Batman sat in Batave sulkingly. He could not get over waht he sid to Alferd! He felt so bad he was even mor depresed than usual which is sayin alot becauz he has no parent. He didnt want to fight any1 and what elz could he do? He cryd. Was all alon.
…..OR WAS HE. Suddunly Alferd show up! Master Wain? he said shily. ALFERD! shout Bat Man thru his water fall of taers. I made mistaik!" I kno said Alferd.
The 2 men embraxed each other and Batman cryd on alferds sholder. "Dont cry master Wain," he say too him. "Call me Bruc," says Batman. "Dont cry Bruc, he said Irishly. Batman say he liked Alferds acsent nd Alferd promise to speak extra irish if it will mak Bruc love him.
"Why u not tell me love sooner?" Bruc asked as he strokd Alferds forhead romanticly. Alferd told that he is lowli butler nd he didnt think Bruc culd love him. Bruc shak head. Silly Alferd, he said. You were liek my fathr. I love u like I love fater. Not in perv way, in famile way.
Tehn he hug Alferd, NOT KISS. Alferd got mad. "I am not you're Father stupid! I love u like for real!" He ment in perv way. Bruc knew he could not do dis. His parentz wuld not approv.
But Alferd knew he must hav a chacne, cuz when Batman was in high School he tell Alferd, Im comin out as bi. I like man. And so Alferd had hop. He was man, Bruc was man, they could have relasionsihp! He tell Batman and Batman got anger and lef.