"Hey, Sammich," Gabriel says, appearing in the bunker. Sam is on his laptop, playing Minesweeper.

"Gabriel!" Sam exclaims, pulling Gabriel into a big hug. "You're alive!"

"I am," Gabriel confirms. "Finally got a tree, huh?"

"Yeah," Sam says, staring at the tree that they hadn't decorated yet. "Why?"

"It's the 20th of December," Gabriel deadpans.

"Wait a second...you're Gabriel!" Sam exclaims.

"You finally caught on," Gabriel smirks.

"No! I mean you're the angel who told Mary she was pregnant," Sam says.

"No shit, Sherlock," Gabriel replies.

Sam walks over to the bookcase and grabs a leather book from the shelf. He flips to Luke 1:26-38.

"There is no way you were that formal," Sam chuckles. "I know my boyfriend."

"True...," Gabriel says.

"So what did you actually say?" Sam asks.

"That's a story that can only be told with the whole family," Gabriel says. He snaps his fingers and Dean and Cas suddenly appear on the couch, Cas on top of Dean. The two are making out. As soon as they realize their brothers are watching them, they pull away.

"Dude! Warn a guy!" Dean yells.

"Okay, now that the family's here, story time!" Gabriel exclaims.

"Wazzup, Mary?" Gabriel asks.

"Who are you?" Mary asks. "Where am I?"

"I've been sent to tell you that you're preggers!" Gabriel replies. "Congrats!"

"But I've never been with a man," Mary says.

"You will be having my dad's kid," Gabriel says. "You'll name him Jesus."

"But how?" Mary asks.

"I don't know," Gabriel answers. "I was only told to tell you that you're pregnant. Oh yeah! So's Elizabeth."

"Does 'the holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. Therefore the child to be born will be called holy, the Son of God' sound anything like 'you will be having my dad's kid?'" Sam asks.

"Okay...the writer of this book took a little creative license when writing that," Gabriel replies.

"A little?" Cas asks. "Gabriel, a little is changing a word or two. Not that."

"Oh, while I'm thinking about it...my talk with Joseph didn't go how that book says it did either," Gabriel says.

"How'd that one go?" Dean chuckles.

"Listen here, you arrogant dick," Gabriel says.

"What? Who said that?" Joseph asks.

"Over here, you douche," Gabriel answers, appearing from behind a tree.

"Who are you?" Joseph asks.

"The archangel Gabriel," Gabriel replies. "Look, you aren't gonna divorce Mary. She's really pregnant with my dad's kid. She didn't cheat on you or anything"

"Prove it," Joseph says.

"Prove what?" Gabriel asks.

"That you're an angel," Joseph replies.

"Fine," Gabriel says, snapping his fingers. A candy bar appeared in his hand.

"What is that?" Joseph asks.

"The closest humans will get to heaven," Gabriel moans. He then snaps his fingers and Joseph wakes up.

"There is so much wrong with that story...," Dean says.

"First of all, Joseph never asked you to prove that you were an angel. Second, you didn't use that kind of language," Sam replies.

"Yes he did, and yes I did. Mary and Joseph were a big deal upstairs. Even bigger than your parents," Gabriel says.

"Well, I can imagine," Sam replies. "I mean, Jesus was the Son of God."