Chapter Four
Bruc and Alferd began a secert love affair four many week. They hid form Cat Woman very expertly UNTIL IT WENT WORNG. Dis how it happnd.
Cat Woman was suppoz too be out killin baddys one night and Bruc and Alferd were in batcae having passhonat smex. But den Cat Woman couldnt find enough ppl commitig crimes so she came to the Batcave early nd TEHRE WA BRUC AND ALFERD WIT NO CLOTHE!1! She smash Alferd on teh head with a big dimond. (she keept it in her pocket)
WHAT DO YOU TGNIK YOU ARE DOIN CUZ WE ARE MARRYD! said Cat Woman shouting. Batman try to explain like, Selinna I love you! He looked at her wit deep saphirre eye and taer falls down chek sweetly. Cat Woman was not amuse and she tole him she wanted divorec. She will sue him fro all his billion! she will NOT go dwon without fight she said. He proms to give her all the money if she just stay but no. She leved. Batmn wep.
He beat on pilow with 1 strong fist and cri "why me god?" (Batman was Christan but he didnt go to chruch becauz he was to mysteros. Then he thoght mahybe this would be a opportune to think. He tho ght about how loving Alferd has ben to him all time, he is so kind. But Cat Wmon is so tuf and strong. He was so conflickted as he wipes cheek and wimpers. He feel sucidel and need som1 too love him. Gasp! Alferd!
Alferd came. He tok off Batmans shirt and stroke his Chest and kiss Batrmans neck. He started to bit but Batman NO, Cat Woman might see hickie. so Alferd just licked a litle. Batman rubed his hand on Alferd's leg and tehn unzipped pant.
U kno what happend next (hint, was sex haha).