----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Disclaimer: Uh, why don't we let Sonic do the disclaimer, shall we?
Sonic: No matter how much this kid will try, he'll never own Sonic.
12cool725: However, I own all ideas, some characters, and have copyrighted this so you don't steal my work.
ICRS: YA-V
Foreign Rating System: T
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Opening page reads: The story that reads back!)
Chapter 2: PreparationsOur story resumes two days from the premier. Dr. Eggman has a plan. "Hohohohohoho, this is just rich; my most en genius plan ever!" Eggman said. "Sir," One of Eggman's robots said, "We have finished reprogramming Metal Sonic to your orders." "Excellent, now we must fix him up" Eggman said. As the robot left, he returned to his computer screen, to play solitaire! Oh, I can't believe him!
Meanwhile, Sonic was reading the instructions he never bothered to read. "Okay, Step 1: Write the names of your friends on the blank V.I.P. Passes." Sonic wrote "Tails" on one pass, "Knuckles" on another pass, and "Amy" on the last one. However, he screwed up on Amy's pass. Later, Amy came down the stairs and wrote her name on the pass. Amy, was still at Tail's house, because she decided to sleepover with Sonic. Wait, WHAT!?
Sonic read the instructions some more, and found out something surprising. However, he wanted to surprise his friends so he waited for one day. Meanwhile, Knuckles was outside searching for the Master Emerald. He stopped to think when he saw some humans walk down the street. "How am I going to live with myself?" he thought. "What will happen when I die?" Knuckles was worried about the fate of the echindas until he heard a noise.
Tails was in his workshop. Some chemicals were boiling, and Tails was about to mix a green one and a purple one together. "Okay, easy now. I don't want to put in too much." Tails' workshop exploded as soon as he poured a single drop of the green chemical into the purple one. "[cough], OK, maybe it was the purple one into the green" Tails said, looking hilarious.
Some time around 4:00, Sonic and his friend began packing, since they were staying in Hollywood for three days. Why so late Sonic? "I just didn't feel like it." Sonic said, in a nonchalant voice. Hey wait a minute, since when do the characters start talking to me? Anyways, they couldn't wait to get to Hollywood. But as they don't know, things don't always happen as you plan. "What?" Sonic replied to me, who seems to be the only one who talks to me. Hey wait, don't put Tails in there!
[screen cuts off]
[transcript mode]
Author: Okay, so what just happened?
Crew Guy 1: A mysterious hedgehog shoved Tails in the briefcace
Author: Okay so lets get him out of there.
Crew Guy 2: Hey, who do you keep reffering as "Author"?
Author (in a Zoidberg [yiddle-fish] voice): That's me baby.
Crew Guy 1: Hey, do you think we can uum, edit this out?
Author: Yes, as long as some idiot doesn't put this in the printing press already.
Crew Guy 2: Shouldn't we return to the story?
Author: Oh right, I forgot!
[story mode]
Okay, now that we fixed that canundrum, I think maybe we should skip to Chapter 3, since our little problem took up the rest of the chapter.
Author's Note: Maybe I should tell you the readability of these chapters while were at it:
Chapter 1: Flesch-Kincaid says LV3.00 while Automated Readability Index says LV6.00
Chapter 2:Flesch-Kincaid says LV4.00 while Automated Readability Index says LV6.00