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Crew Guy 1: Is that it?
Author: Well, I can't think of anything to say right now, also, I'm not funny.
ICRS: YA-V | 日本語が含まれて誓う
Foreign Rating System: T
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Opening page reads: Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander )
Chapter 3: The AirportOur story resumes before we actually got to the airport. "Okay, is that everything?" Amy asked. "Yup!" Tails assured. "Okay, let's go!" Knuckles said. "Do you have to bring that thing with you?" Sonic asked Knuckles. He didn't answer. "Let's go." Amy said. "エイミーバラを殺すす " Sonic said. Amy then crushed him with her Piko Piko Hammer. "Okay, let's go." Sonic said.
The taxi took off, at an unusually fast speed. "Hey, wait a minute, how come nothing funny ever happens?" Sonic asked me apparently. "Well let's see?" I looked around for something that would make for a good story. "Well, there's a burning bus filled with lots of innocent school kids, and chao. Over there's an evil looking hedgehog robbing a bank." I said until Sonic cut me off by saying "Hey, isn't that the same hedgehog that shoved Tails in a briefcase?" "Yes, but that's actually a robot!" I responded. "Oh, and there's a crazy deranged lunatic setting his car on fire and pushing it off a cliff, laughing insanely." I said.
The taxi stopped at the airport. "Goodbye" Amy said. The gang said, taking their luggage. "Okay, maybe we should find this flight place." Sonic said. They entered the airport. They walked up to the first step at the airport, boarding the luggage. They boarded their luggage, paying attention to the meter, in case they had to pay. Sonic's bags were first. One weighed 27lbs ( ~12¼kg) and the other weighed 40lbs (~18kg). Tails' bag was next, which weighed 13lbs (~5.9kg). Knuckles' bag weighed 200lbs (~90.7kg). "That's $150!" said the person at the weigh station. "Knuckles, what's in that bag anyways?" asked Sonic. "The Master Emerald, I must protect it with my life!" Knuckles replied. Amy's bags were next.
[transcript mode]
Author: Wait, where are Amy's bags?
Crew Guy 1: Hang on, I got it
Crew Guy 1: [pulls Amy's bags out of the, wait what!?!]
Author: Whwha how did ya?
Amy: [rolls her eyes, blows kiss innocently]
Author: Oh never mind, let's just skip to step two
[story mode]
Step two is uh, uh, oh right, the security check. Shaped of course, like Π. This should be easy. Okay, this is getting boring, let's just skip to the gate race.
[transcript mode]
Crew Guy 1: One problem, were running out of paper
Author: You mean we have to put this on the next chapter?
Crew Guy 2: No not necessarily, I think I left some in the car, I'll go get it.
Screen: FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Crew Guy 2: Okay, I've got it.
Author: Oh and just in time for the gate race.
Sonic: Why do you guys keep butting into the story?
Author: Because we can, and, for no reason, we're some of the main characters. I actually make those annoying narrations in story mode.
[story mode]
Now for the gate race. As we all know, it's a long way to the gate, and no one walks there, that's why we run. And their off. Sonic is off to a huge lead. But Tails has found the hidden fly shortcuts and has decided to fly. Knuckles has found the hidden teleporter and is using the power of the Master Emerald to speed up. Amy is left behind, but manages to keep up by stopping time with Amy Flash. And the winner is… Amy Rose!
Author's Note: You're not going to believe who comes along in the next chapter.