A/N: Hello everyone! Here is the next chapter that I hope y'all enjoy!
Peter awoke the next morning to a loud crash coming from the Milano's kitchen followed by yelling. Peter just groaned and rolled over, putting his pillow over his head. Another crash followed by even more yelling could be heard that prompted for Peter to get out of bed, finally noticing that Gamora wasn't by his side as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. He entered the kitchen to find Gamora and Rocket holding weapons to each other as Groot stood by, frowning in disapproval and Drax was yet to wake up.
"Woah woah woah! What the hell is going on here?" Peter asked, going to stand between the woman and the Raccoon to keep them from shooting at each other.
"This rodent has no manners! He's despicable. Vain." Gamora seethed, taking a step forward and Peter had to grab her around the waist to keep her from lunging at Rocket.
"What exactly happened here?" He asked, looking from Gamora to Rocket and back to Gamora, trying to get one of them to explain.
"She called me a rodent and threatened to make me into a scarf!"
"Well he called me fat!" She said before Peter could get a word out of his mouth and Gamora got out of his grip, walking away while yelling, "Sorry if my period makes me look like I am pregnant!" followed by the slamming of a door as Drax finally entered, rubbing his eyes.
"What has Gamora angered now?" He asked, sitting down and sighing.
"I don't know. Why don't you ask our friend Rocket over here." Peter said, putting his hands on his waist and glaring at Rocket.
"Well, she asked me if I could make breakfast this morning because she wasn't feeling too well."
"Okay. And?"
Rocket sighed, "And I told her I would since she asked nicely and everything and all I said was that it looked like she was finally gaining weight."
Peter face palmed, "Rocket, you never comment on a woman's figure!"
"I am Groot!" Groot agreed.
"What? How the hell was I supposed to know?"
"I am Groot."
"Even I know not to comment on a woman's figure." Drax said, giving Rocket a look.
"There are several things that get under women's skin. Calling them a whore," Peter started, giving Drax a pointed look, "Telling them they're too skinny, and you never tell them they're fat. Even if you're joking!" He said, groaning as he went to go find Gamora.
Peter walked into Gamora's room, a knife just barely missing his head and sticking into the wall.
"Is this a bad time?" Peter asked, distracting Gamora from her tantrum. Her gaze softened when she saw Peter, "You know Rocket didn't mean to call you fat. He didn't mean to offend you with what he said."
Gamora sighed, "I know. I am just being overly hormonal and stressed."
"Well, how about we fix that? Go on a date on the rings of Saturn? I know you've always wanted to go there. What do you say?" He asked, putting an arm around her.
"I do not know, Peter. I am very_"
"I'm not taking no for an answer."
"Then why did you_" She started, un able to finish her question before Peter left, closing the bedroom door and leaving her alone.
Gamora sighed. She really wasn't in the mood for this crap.
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