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He was radiating happiness. He didn't care about anything anymore except for her. He didn't care if he looked like an idiot, if she wanted him to do it, he would do it. When they got out of their car, he picked her up bridal styled and carried her all the way to their apartment, running into their neighbors/friends, Grif and Simmons.

"Hey guys." Grif said.

"Oh, hi!" Church responded, noticing someone other than Tex for the first time since dinner.

"What's are you guys up to?" Simmons asked. Church set Tex down gently and took her hand, raising it to show off the ring.

"We kinda just got engaged." Tex told them.

"For real?" Grif asked. "Finally! Simmons, you owe me twenty bucks, suck on that!" He high-fived Church.

"Yeah, it was nice talking to you guys, but we're gonna go have engagement sex, so see you around!" Tex said as Church picked her back up and ran to the apartment. They only made it as far as the couch. A couple of hours later, a saddened Tucker opened the door to Church watching TV on the couch while Tex brushed her teeth in the bathroom.

"What's wrong?" Church asked Tucker.

"Turns out, bowling was just a friend thing. Also, the get together was a legit get together." He slumped on the couch next to his best friend. "I'm so stupid."

"Why are you stupid?" Tex asked, entering the living room in shorts and one of Church's t-shirts, her hair in a messy bun.

"I thought I was going on a date but it was just a 'friend thing'." Tucker sighed.

"Sorry, Tuck." She said, giving him a hug. When she pulled away, Tucker caught her left hand.

"No way. You actually did it?!" He high-fived Church. Then he turned to Tex. "Hahahaha I can't believe you're marrying this asshole."

"Love you too, man."

"So, any plans for the wedding?" Tucker asked as Tex sat on Church's lap so that her back was on the arm of the chair.

"Something small." Tex said.

"What about your parents?" Tucker questioned Church.

"We're still… talking about that. I'll let you know." Church responded. Tex set her head down on Church's shoulder and closed her eyes.

"Church… I really like Vanessa. I don't think she likes me the same way, though." Tex took out her phone and sent a text.

"Grif and Simmons are coming over for dinner tomorrow, why don't you invite her? Like, specify the fact that you want it to be a date." Tex told him after her phone vibrated. Tucker sighed and agreed. Looking at the clock, she reached over, grabbed Tucker's phone off the table and threw it at him. "Call her. Now."

"What she said!" Church agreed, high-fiving his fiancée.

"Babe, we really do need to talk about your parents and the wedding." Tex whispered, her head back on his shoulder. He closed his eyes for a few seconds, sighing heavily.

"I know, but I really don't want to."

"If we talk about it now, we don't have to talk about it again." She said, kissing his cheek.

"I guess I can call my mom. I'll see if she even wants to come. My dad… probably doesn't even want to talk to me."

"Do you think they remember me?" She asked.

"Probably. I snuck you in a lot, and you're really bad at being quiet during…certain situations." He smirked at her. She playfully hit his arm.

"Jerk. Hey, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed for a while. I'll meet you in there." She said, kissing him and turning around. It took her about two seconds before she came running back.

"Did you do that?" She asked.

"What?"

"Did you finish unpacking?"

"Yeah. Why? Do you not like it?" He panicked.

"Nonononono." She hugged him. "It's perfect. I love it. Thank you."

The next day, he woke up to an empty bed and a note:

Call your mom. Then you can have chocolate chip pancakes.

-Allison

He groaned. She was ruthless. He turned to his nightstand and grabbed his phone, regretfully dialing his mother's number.

"Hello?" A familiar voice answered the phone.

"Hi, mom." He said.

"Leonard? It's been too long."

"Yeah, it has. Hey, so I have something to tell you."

"You do? What could that be?" his mother asked.

"It's Allison. We're getting married." He forced.

"Allison? As in, Allison from high school? Didn't you break up a long time ago? Oh, god, Leonard. Did you get her pregnant?!"

"Mom. Slow down. We never broke up, we've been together since high school, and no, she is not pregnant. I love her and I'm marrying her and I know you guys don't like me but if you and dad want to come to the wedding, you're welcome to. Also, I know you didn't like her in high school, but you need to meet her again. She's different, and I can't live without her."

"Alright. I'll talk to your father. Goodbye, Leonard."

He hung up the phone and walked over to the door and opened it, catching Allison as she fell.

"Eavesdropping?" He asked with a smirk.

"Sorry…" She said, looking down. He put his hand under her chin and tilted her head up, placing a kiss on her lips.

"Don't be sorry. I have nothing to hide from you. Now what was this about chocolate chip pancakes?" He asked. She smiled and took his hand, leading him out to the table, kicking Tucker's door on the way.

"Tucker, breakfast!" He came running out in just his boxers.

"Dude." Church covered Tex's eyes. "Put on some pants. And a shirt." Tucker looked down.

"Right." He said, going back to his room, ignoring the laughter from the couple behind him.