A/N: This is a dialogue-only fic, which is exactly how it sounds. No narration, just talking. Not even dialogue tags. Jaraiya in this fic is NH's 3rd child, not the Pervy Sage (may God rest his soul).

"One…two…th—"

"Damn it, Bolt! Sit still already!"

"Naruto…"

"I'm sorry Hina, but Bolt just—Hey! Damn it, Himawari, get your brother back here now."

"Naruto, language…"

"Wait, Bolt's right here though, Papa!"

"No, I mean your other brother, Hima…"

"I'm not a brother."

"No, Himawari! I meant—I meant Jaraiya, get Jaraiya!"

"I'll get him, Himawari just stay there, you look perfect where you are!"

"Thank you, Hanabi. Are you sure you don't want to be in this one with us?"

"Nah, I'm fine! I think with all this red and white here I'd blow some kind of dress code."

"Oh, there you are. Jaraiya, come sit on Papa's lap, okay? We're almost done, okay?"

"Okay! Okay!"

"Good…Okay, I think we're finally good now, Hanabi-chan."

"Okay, okay, you all look perfect! Let me get the camera; hold on!"

"Bolt, dear, stop squirming. The faster you stop fidgeting the faster you can go outside."

"Hmmph. I don't even know why we have to take this stupid picture. Hima doesn't either, 'ttebasa!"

"Hey! Damn tattletale!"

"Himawari, language!"

"If you didn't swear in front of the children, Naruto, they wouldn't swear now."

"Uh….and anyway we're taking this stupid picture because we want to show off our loving, happy family…Now be quiet, Bolt, and smile!"

"Why's that, Papa?"

"Because, Hima, that's what you do in family photos. You smile."

"Honey, I think she was wondering why we must show off our happy family, not why we have to smile."

"Oh…Well, because…

"…because I love all of you and I'm so…so proud of you all. I love this family so much and, it's selfish, I know, but I want to…I want people to see how happy I am. I want to relive moments like these even in old age. I don't ever want to take this for granted. Not ever."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Okay, sorry it took so long! You guys ready?"

"Yes."

"Uh-huh!"

"Yeah, sure…"

"We're ready, 'ttebayo!"

"Okay…one…two…three…Smile!"