This is only going to be a short texting chapter because I do one of these in most of my fanfics and I just wanted to do one!
Main ships: Ghanith (obviously), Fletchyrie at first like in the books but I'll be breaking them up as well (sorry), there's already senses of Valduggery and HOPEFULLY that will be the ultimate one at the end, maybe some Dexcen bromance, if anyone has an OC for anyone to date, Dead Men or Donegan. Not Gracious because there's going to be a running joke about "Gracious is lonely and just wants a girlfriend" stuff.
Onto the story...
Valkyrie opened her phone to three messages from Skulduggery.
I'm bored. Want to come round? S
Not as a date. S
Not that it was implied as a date. Just to clarify. S
*face-palms* would but only known u 2 days and homework! V
Ah the inevitable "ewww you're creepy and a stranger, I can't visit your house". Never happened before. S
You're a charmer. V
We're not making sense. S
Sense is my middle name. S
Just kidding it's Rupert. S
Seriously? V
Naw. S
Rupert's his teddy bear *hugs bear and kisses bear*! SR
Saracen! Damn you! S
*snogs bear* DV
*mildly pets bear* SR
*pours bear some wine* DV
*takes bear to bed* SR
*whispers into bear's ear* DV
"I think I am s-e-X-u-a-ll-y attracted to you, bear" SR
SR and DV have been muted.
Sorry about them. Idiots. S
It's fine. V
Really? S
Yeah. It's sweet how they humiliate you at every twist and turn. V
Or weird. Which one do I mean? V
Weird. S
I probably do. V
Chama-chama-chama-chameleon. GB
Jinkies. GOC
We caught a mole. DB
GB, GOC and DB have been muted.
Due to popular demand Skulduggery Pleasant has been forced out of his room to catch Erskine's escaped rabbit. S
This is Saracen from Skul's phone. S
Kay. V
What's the rabbit called? V
It is white and obese and called Venice. S
Don't ask. S