Chapter 20: New Akatsuki member

I walked with the akatsuki members to the base and looked around scanning each one of them "hey Kisame, you're one of the seven swordsmen right?" and he nodded "Is there a female swordswomen?" I asked "Hmm I believe so, but I don't really know who she is...actually no one does" He said and I sighed.

Next I turned to Deidara, "How come you're a distance fighter?" I asked and he shrugged "I guess since I'm no good at close combat, I am more accustomed to long range fighting" I nodded "Don't you use detonating clay?" I replied and he nodded "It's how I make my art" He added on and I nodded

Finally I went to the immortal duo "Says the one who got their head cut off by a chunin" Kakazu retorted at Hidan and I giggled "You got your head cut off?" I said while giggling and Hidan glared at me "Shut up you brat" and I stopped giggling "oh cheer up I was just messing with you" I said while crossing my arms while trying not to giggle which pissed off Hidan even more. Everyone stayed silent "Why are you guys so sil-"I was slammed against a tree, someone's hand wrapped around my neck "I'll fucking kill you, you damn brat" Hidan spat and I giggled "Aww did I piss you off?" I taunted and the other members looked worried "Hidan we're suppose to keep her alive not kill he-" "Shut up! This brat's gonna feel the wrath of Jashin!" He yelled while he pulled out his scythe. I smirked "I hope you know im not scared of your god" I said casually.

Hidan swung his scythe but he only cut the tree.

I smirked and whistled "Hey jackass I'm up here" I called down which made him and the other Akatsuki members look up "H-how?" Kisame asked "I'm pretty fast for a little girl" I spoke as I jumped down behind Hidan and held my katana next to his neck. "I wouldn't do that if I was you, I may seem like a weak little brat to you, but I am sadistic, believe me…." I stated while dragging the katana across his neck while some blood seeped out and I licked the blood from the blade and a couple seconds later, Hidan's head fell off of his body and I grabbed his head and kept walking "Hey! Put me back on my body!" He yelled but I just ignored it.

"You guys should probably hurry up, I don't want to feel the wrath of the leader if you're all late." I shouted back at the surprised group of members.

We all got to the base and I was still holding on to Hidan's head "When I get my body back I'm gonna fucking kill you" He said and I shrugged "Yea whatever dipshit, but who's in control now?" I said as I grabbed a handful of his hair and started swinging him around which made him curse at me some more.

Kisame came into the room "The leader wants to see you" He said and I nodded and walked through the door with Hidan's head in my hands "So you're the Jinchuuriki?" He said and I nodded "So apparently you didn't fight the immortal duo?" He said and I nodded "May I ask why you have a decapitated Hidan with you?" "He's my lucky charm" I stated and the leader nodded "This bitch is crazy you gotta help me!" Hidan said and I grabbed his hair and his eyes started tearing a little "I mean, she would be a very important asset to our group, and she's very strong"

He said quickly and I stopped pulling his hair. The leader nodded "Interesting proposition…alright then, but let us properly introduce ourselves and the other members you haven't met so far and I nodded and he dismissed me.

I went back to the main room "So what did he say, un?" Deidara asked "He said he'll think about it" I responded "But there are more members?" I questioned and Deidara nodded "Yea, you'll be introduced to them though.

An hour flies by and Im sitting in the main room, anxious to meet the others.

Kisame bursts through the door "The leader says he needs all of us in the meeting room" and I nodded while holding Hidan's decapitated head "You know he's gonna die if he doesn't eat anything right?" Kisame said and I nodded "I know but still, he's so adorable when he's not cursing me out" I said while we walked to the meeting room and I sat down.

I saw a blue haired lady who was very beautiful and she was standing by the leader who was seated. Next was a red haired man who seemed to have seemingly perfect skin, then there was Deidara, and another man who had jet black hair and very dark eyes that could pierce through someone's soul.

Then Kisame, and Kakazu and Hidan's headless body slumped on a chair.

"Suzuki, Kimiko these are the members of the Akatsuki" The leader's voice boomed and I nodded "Uchiha, Itachi" and he looked at me and I shivered under his gaze

"Sasori of the red sand" The red haired man also glanced at me and I nodded "Konan" The leader said and the lady nodded and an origami rose appeared in front of me. "Its so pretty" I cooed and I put it in my hair "You already know, Deidara, Kisame Kakazu and… where is Hidan's head?" the leader asked and I whistled "Kimiko…put his head back on his body" Deidara said and I sighed "Fine" I spoke while I walked over and placed his head back on.

"Finally!" He yelled and I shuddered "You're such a loud mouth" I said while I walked back to my spot "Aren't we forgetting Zetsu?" Deidara spoke and the leader nodded "Who's Zetsu?" I asked and suddenly a shadowy figure from the dark came out and I gulped "Hello there Kimiko" It said in a low voice and I nodded and fainted.