Please comment. I want to get better. I own none of the IZ characters or most of the places, ect. I will try to improve each and every chapter.
(Dib POV)
"Woah, you look like someone beat puppies and forced you to take part in it."
"Gaz please. I'm not in the mood. *sigh* I try to save the world, and they yell at me and call me the punch spiller." I must obviously look completely defeated if Gaz felt the need to speak up. Ugh, why does nobody see what I see. That Zim is trying to destroy us all! I walked up to my room to sulk. It's all I felt like doing. When I got up there, I slithered out of my fancy attire and slipped on an oversized, dark, brown shirt for a nightgown. I went up to my window after pulling up a chair and just sat there, staring at the stars. "Oh Zim, why couldn't you have somehow ran into a star on your way to Earth."
"Dib! Stop talking to yourself! Only INsANE people do that!" I heard the footsteps of big clanky boots walk past outside my door. Guess dad was home. Guh, Now I couldn't even talk out loud. It was weird I admit, but hey, when no one else will listen to you talk, you just feel a need to at least talk to yourself. I turned to go get up and go to bed, but I was suddenly filled with energy. I totally should go replace my cameras that were in Zim's base! Zim had found my old ones a while ago and destroyed them. I grabbed some cameras from my computer desk and sprinted down stairs and out the door.
"Gaz, I'll be back soon!" I don't know why I always did things like this. Did things like randomly have a need to go do something Zim related. I guess I just have an obsession with wanting to save Earth. It was chilly out as I ran towards the alien base. It only took me six minutes to get there. I stood before the front yard.
"Here we go." I carefully maneuvered my way across the yard, aware of every safe place to step where the lawn gnomes wouldn't detect me. I smiled when I got to the open window and crawled through. "This was, as usual, eas-"
"RAAAWR! INTRUDER DETECTED!"
Crap, Zim's house must have updated it's security system for the inside. At that moment, I did what any paranormal investor would had done and hid behind the T.V. I stayed put as I heard tings from the steps of Gir and clicks from the steps of Zim. I peaked my head out a bit. When I saw there silhouettes I held my breathe. 'Please don't look here. Please don't ... " *Cak!* Fuck.
(Zim POV)
"RAWR! INTRUDER DETECTED!"
"Huh! What!" I shook off the dizziness from just haven woken up and ran to the elevator. "Gir! Come quick! An intruder has been detected! The signal came from the living room! No doubt it was the Dib-stink. When will he lear-.. Wait. Did I just wake up? I thought I fixed the problem!" The computer would be getting a mouthful from me after I dealt with the Dib.
Gir zoomed to my side as we were taken to the upper level. I guess I wouldn't have to wait until morning to 'talk' to the Dib. We arrived at the upper level and walked into the living room. Where was he hiding? *Cak!* "Ha! Step out from behind the viewing box Dib-worm!" Two pale sets of five digits poked out from the hiding place, slowly followed by a big headed body.
"Tell me Dib-worm, what exactly are you doing? Rather, what were you planning on doing?"
"Hehehe, definitely wasn't planning on planting any more cameras in here."
"I see, then what exactly do I see in your hands and on the floor?"
"Uhh.."
"Let's ask a more important question, shall we? Why was it you thought it amusing to ruin Zim's ingenious plan tonight?"
"The punch thing? Well, it wasn't your best plan Zim."
My mouth gaped open. Why did nobody think my plan was good? It was amazing! I spent a whole two days thinking of that idea. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT A PLAN OF ZIM! Gir! Dispose the Dib from our home!"
(Dib POV)
"Crud." Tiny cold hands lifted me up from my waist and trotted me towards the exit. I could tell he was going to throw me hardcore as soon as the door opened. Before he threw me though, Zim said something that made my eyes spread wide
"Wait! Don't take him from me! Please! Please! I ... Gir! What are you doing?! I said to dispose of him!" The next thing I knew, I was flying over tar and landing bottom first in the street.
"Ouch!" I stood up and trudged back home, rubbing my butt cheeks. The walk home was silent and a defeated ora surrounded me the whole way back. When I made it to my house I slumped up to the door and lightly pushed in.
"Gaz, I'm back."
"You look terrible." I glanced at the coffe table where my sister was sitting and playing her dumb game.
"I feel terrible. Zim found me and thre-"
"No, I mean, your clothes idiot." My clothes? She didn't even look up from her game to see me!
"My clothes?" I looked down and my jaw dropped. I went out in my night shirt without pants! My enemy saw me in my underwear! Of course. I urged myself to go to the kitchen to get some crackers. I also thought about how Zim acted just moments ago.
(Zim POV)
"What is wrong with me? Eer! Why does my head hurt so much? Why am I sleeping? Why do I feel like my squeedilyspooch is full of cotton?!"
"Incoming transmission from the massive."
"Load it up on the screen!" The tallest?! Calling me!? This must be important!
"Zim!"
"MY TALLEST! Is there something you need of me?"
"More like something we don't need of you! Stop signaling PAKs that don't exist. It keeps beeping over here because your PAK is trying to make contact with a non-existing PAK. So stop it!" I took notice of the flashing red and beeping in the background. But, what we're they talking about? I was doing no such thing.
"My Tallest, there must be some mistake! I am doing no such thing."
"We traced the signal to your PAK number Zim. Now stop it or we're cutting off your connection with the massive and with Irk! You know how hard it is to eat donuts with all this beeping?!" The transmission ended.
Cut me off?! Oh no! "Computer, run another scan of my PAK. Check for any errors."
"As of now, no errors detected."
"There has to be an error! Run a twenty-four hour scan program. Do not stop scanning until the hours that equal one full earth day have passed!"