Me+ Own OTH NO WAY!!!!
Hammy snuck to the Rap concert.
While at the concert, a Rapper named Big Ba$$ was getting the party started. The joint was jumpin', it was going crazy. Until...
Big Ba$$ accidently dropped his mic. And it rolled into Hammy's hands.
Big Ba$$- Yo, man. Put down my mic unless you know how to use it. This is Old School, not preschool. So don't Dr. Suess it.
The crowd laughed as Hammy got up on the stage. He looked nervous but he took a deep breath...
Hammy- Don't critique my technique
I make the Verminator nervous
My cookies can confirm this, I'll kick your nuts up your epidermis
You can trace my remorse to its supersize source
A bossy, bossy hypocrite name Verne of course
My old turtle's pathetic
Damn is his shell thick, the shit from his ass is carconogenic
And every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic
The crowd loved Hammy, who made the concert a success. He was so good, Big Ba$$ let him ride in his Mini-Hummer/Limo.
Hammy- Damn, this ride is pimped out.
Big Ba$$- Yo, downstairs I got a wax museum of famous movie humans. Check it out if you wanna get your fright on.
Hammy- You got a cookie machine? A cookie despenser? A cookie SOMETHING?????
Big Ba$$- You sure love cookies, lil' man. I got a cookie buffet right there. With a side of chips.
Hammy- YEEAAAAAAAHHHH BABAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!
Hammy ate almost everything.
Hammy- Oh, that was GOOOOOOD.
Meanwhile, another Mini-Hummer/Limo appeared. And inside it was 49 Cent.
Hammy- Oh my goodness, it's 49 Cent!
49 Cent- Yo, Ham. I heard you throw down on stage. Wanna join my world tour?
Hammy- Sorry, dawg. I gotta help get more food. And find my nuts.
49 Cent- You're right. Eating helps you grow. And the more you grow, the further you go. And that's one to remember.
He then turns to his agent.
49 Cent- Does that count as community service?
49's Agent- No.
49 Cent- Alright, lets go to the park. We'll store some more food.
49's Agent- Yes sir!
Hammy and Big Ba$$ pull up by the hedge. Hammy comes out. Then Big Ba$$ hands him a free "Murder for Life" Jersey. And free cookies, which he puts the cookies in his coat pocket.
Big Ba$$- Here you go, you little orange cracker. Now lets go murder our enemies. Thug Life. Peace.
Hammy goes back to the hedge. Little is he knowing something...
What's gonna happen when Hammy comes back? Stay Tuned!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! FLAMES WELCOME!!!