Hey guys. I'm back! Sorry about the long wait. You know, with Spring Break, California, Hollywood, Warner Bros., Norbit, Wild Hogs, Disneyland, my birthday, and all that. Anyway, enjoy!
RJ- Hammy! No!
Bo$$ Man- What'cha gonna do now, bitch? I shot yo little nutcracker. What you gon' do about it... Mr. Bitchy?
RJ- You...son...of...a...BITCH!!!!!!!
RJ charged and beat the fuck Bo$$ Man.
Tiger- You want me to finish him? I've watched a lot of WWE lately!
RJ- No. He's through.
RJ then ran towards Hammy... and then cried.
RJ- (sniff) I never thought I'd see the day. I knew you would die WAY later, but not too soon, and not like this.
Verne- Yeah, yeah. Do you want me to call for funeral insurance?
RJ- SHUT UP, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!! BEFORE I TAKE THAT DAMN SHELL, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!
Verne backed away as RJ continued crying. Then, a cookie rolled out of Hammy's coat pocket. And Hammy opened one eye. Then, with a so-called "inch of his life", took it, put it in his mouth, chewed it, and aimed at RJ (who is still crying and has no idea what is going on), and "PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" spit it right in his face. After RJ cleared his face, he saw Hammy jumping around laughing.
Hammy- GOTCHA!!!!!!
RJ- Ham-- Hammy? You're alive?
Verne (the heartless bitch)- Oh, come on! I thought you got shot and were gone for good.
Hammy hold up his cookie chain, which has a bullet in it. Meaning that the chain shielded Hammy. Meaning Hammy faked being dead.
RJ- You are alive! YES!!
RJ jumped with joy and hugged Hammy.
Hammy takes off his thug clothes.
Hammy- And RJ, I'm kinda through being a gangster. I just love the way I am.
RJ- I'm glad you learned something, Hammy. I'm glad.
Bo$$ Man (all brusied and bloody) looks at the audience reading this story.
Bo$$ Man- Happy family moments. Kinda make you sick, don't it?
Verne- I'm with you on that.
RJ- Hey, is he still alive?
Hammy- And Verne's with him! GET THEM!!!!!!
Bo$$ Man and Verne run for their lives as Hammy, RJ, and Tiger charge towards them. Meanwhile, in the log, Ozzy wakes up.
Ozzy- (yawn) What I miss?
Bo$$ Man- THE WHOLE FUCKIN' STORY, FOOL!!!!
Ozzy, shocked by Bo$$ Man's size, faints again.
Verne- How long do we have to keep running?
Bo$$ Man- Until we lose them! UNTIL WE LOSE THEM, YOU GREEN CRACKER!!!!!
RJ- Come here!
Hammy- If I find your nuts, I'll bite them!
Tiger- I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU, BITCH!!!!!
Well, there you have it! I was originally gonna kill Hammy, but now that you think about it, a lot of people would be so fucking pissed at me. I might kill him in another story and take the flames. What story? You never know.. When? You never know...
Anyway, The End!