A/N: Hey guys. Never really meant for this story to be continued but...I got ideas again. Hehe.
Never take Eiji to the movies with you
"Nya! I'm so excited, Oishi!"
"That's great, Eiji."
"...When's the movie gonna start? I've already finished half my popcorn!"
"...Oh, look. It started."
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A COW!"
"Eiji! Shush! ...I'm very sorry, ma'am, for disturbing your child."
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY'RE KISSING!"
"Eiji..."
"IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!"
"..."
Never mention 'Short' and 'Echizen' in the same sentence
"You know what I've read, Ryoma?"
"..."
"Milk actually doesn't have an effect whatsoever on your growth."
"...Are you sure, Momoshiro?"
"Ohoho! Echizen, are you actually worried?"
"Shut up."
"I mean, I don't blame you for wanting to be taller-"
"I said, shut up."
"We all know you're short, so stop denying it."
"..."
"...Why'd you take out your racket?"
"..."
"...Why are you glowing, and why is smoke floating around you?"
"..."
"...Are you in the selfless state?"
"...Yips."
"I CAN'T SEE! ECHIZEN, FORGIVE ME!"
Never question Fuji
"Um...What are you doing, Fuji?"
"Are you sure you want to know, Oishi?"
"...Please stop staring at me like that..."
Why, do my eyes scare you?"
"P-p-please...st-stop.."
THUD
"None of them ever last long enough..."
Never let Eiji explain math to you
"Um...Eiji-senpai, do you have a moment?"
"Anything for you, Kaidou! What's wrong?"
"I'm kind of...failing math."
"So you need help?"
"Well...um...yes."
"Okay, no problem!"
"Here...this is the question-number eighteen."
"Ah...now, what don't you understand?"
"This-why are these numbers in brackets beside each other with no sign in the middle?"
"Kaidou, Kaidou. That means multiply."
"But there's no multiplication sign..."
"It's just multiplication. Here-think of strategies you can use to remember that."
"I don't know..."
"How about this; you can relate the numbers to us humans. And what happens when two humans are put together very close?"
"Um..."
"They multiply!
"..."
"Get it? They multiply! They reproduce! Like, in a-"
"Please stop..."
"You look faintly green, Kaidou...are you okay?"
Never let Momo ten meters near your fridge
"I'm hungry, Echizen!"
"Okay."
"Help me out here!"
"Momo, your stomach is a bottomless pit."
"I'm hungry."
"Well, I'm going now. Ja."
"I'm coming too then."
"Whatever."
A WALK LATER
"I'm home."
"I'm hungry!"
"..."
"Hey, Echizen! Don't just back out on me!"
"I'm going to my room. Do whatever."
"So mean!"
"..."
"Alright...what to do...oh, he has a lot of food!"
AN HOUR LATER
"Momoshiro Takeshi! I will kick your butt in tennis! How dare you drink all my Ponta!"
Never attempt to steal Tezuka's glasses
"Aw...C'mon, why do I have to do this?"
"It was a bet and you lost, Momo-senpai."
"Shut up and stop smirking, Echizen!"
"Mada mada dane."
"What the hell?!"
"Scared?"
"Fine! I'm going I'm going..."
"Hmph."
"Um...Tezuka-buchou?"
"...Momoshiro."
"Hi."
"..."
"Uh."
"Momoshiro, what are you doing?"
"Just...fulfilling a bet. Hold on...Hah!"
"Give that back right now."
"ECHIZEN, I GOT HIS GLASSES!"
"Baka. Why did you have to mention me?"
"Momoshiro, ten laps!"
"ECHIZEN, I GOT THEM!"
"SHUT UP, I KNOW!"
"TWENTY LAPS!"
"I GOT THEM!"
"MOMSHIRO, GIVE MY GLASSES BACK THIS INSTANT!"
ECHIZEN, I POVED YOU WRONG, I GOT THEM!"
"MADA MADA DANE!"
WHAT?"
"TEZUKA ZONE!"
WHAP!
"A hundred laps, both of you."
"Yessir..."
"Mada mada dane..."
A/N: Feeling really under the weather today, besides the fact that my nose and throat are basically plugged up and I'm racking with coughs. A review to make me feel better? Or not.
But the most important thing is that you all have enjoyed reading this!