A/N: A filler chapter when I thought of new rules for other schools. I don't even know anymore.
Dedicated to MehLikey, just because her crossover humor fics are the kind you rarely come across.
Never accept an invite to Oshitari's party:
"Welcome, everyone."
"Um...Oshitari...Where are we?"
"In a teashop, why ask, Gakuto?"
"A teashop..."
"Yes, Shishido. Now sit."
"Why are these cups so tiny?"
"No, no! You hold it like this."
"...This?"
"Stick out your pinky."
"...Like this?"
"Good, good, Gakuto. Now sip."
SLURP.
I said, SIP."
SLURP.
I am!"
"You guys are pigs. Look at Keigo."
"Ore-sama is king."
"...I hate you, Atobe."
"Now, now, just because I'm a good sipper, don't insult me, Shishido."
"Usu."
SLURP.
How's that?"
"Horrid. Choutarou, I expected better from you."
"Sorry..."
"My pinky is cramped."
"Shut up and sip."
SLURP.
Do not let Momo loose in a farm:
"...What's Momo doing, Fuji?"
"Chasing a chicken."
"..."
"Want to go help him, Eiji?"
"...no?"
"Oh my, look at him go!"
"A cow?"
"Percisely,Oishi. Momo is chasing a cow."
"Is that-"
"...the...cow..."
"...Poor cow."
"What's he screaming?"
"I believe he is screaming repeatedly, 'Food, come to papa.' Ii data."
"The cow seems to be in pain."
"Looks like we're having steak tonight."
Never, ever, touch Atobe:
"You dare."
"Um-"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"I-"
"YOUR SKIN CELLS HAVE PENETRATED ME!"
"…"
"My lusciousness! MY CREAMY, LUSCIOUS SKIN!"
"…Ew, Atobe, don't ever say that again."
"ORE-SAMA'S FLAWLESS MAKEUP HAS BEEN RUINED!"
"…wait, you wear makeup?"
"Forget I said anything Gakuto."
Stay STILL around raging Sanadas:
"Hi!"
"Shush, Marui. Sanada's extra pissed."
"Don't worry, Jackal-"
"YOU. A THOUSAND LAPS."
"Bu-"
"ARE YOU SMILING? SHUT UP!"
"wai-"
"TARUNDORU!"
Cookies DO work as bribe toward Kirihara:
"Hey kid."
"Hm?"
"Do you want cookies?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in the truck."
"Okay!"
"Fuu fuu fuu…"
…... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
"…Did anyone just see Kirihara ride off with Mizuki?"
"Shut up Jackal, you're worrying too much."