Wow, two chapters in one day. Ah well.
Dream world
Me: land of the what?
Gir: land of the monkeys!
Me: guess that explains why Zhao is here, but why is he in a tutu singing "I'm so pretty"
Gir: we found him that way
Me: wow, Zhao must have issues, wait a minute…. Who's "we"
An army of zombie teletubies come out of nowhere
Me: okay, there just teletubies, there's nothing scary about teletubies
teletubie: do you want to play with us?
Me: okay, now I'm scared
I pick up Gir and hold him like a club
Me: I HAVE A RETARDED ROBOT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE HIM!
Teletubie: oooooooooooh, you have a temper problem
Me: ya got a problem with my temper
Teletubie: two words, DOG PILE!
I get squashed by the evil zombie teletubies an black out again
Outside of Six Flags
Me: wow, I'm alive…. And I'm out of the land of the monkeys
Katara: land of the what?
I look over and see every body sitting next to me
Me: how'd we all get out here?
Aang: we got kicked out
Me: how?
Toph: it's a looooonnggg story
Usually I would have stopped the story by now but I've decided to finish the Six Flags saga right now
Flashback
Katara: hey, I wonder were everybody else is
Zuko: I dunno, but I bet we'll be seeing them real soon
Bugs bunny runs by
Katara: what do you think he's running from
Me and Sokka run by throwing rocks at bug's bunny yelling "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids"
Zuko: ooooookkaaayyyy
End flashback
Me: so because of me and Sokka we got kicked out
Katara: no, that's how you and Sokka got kicked out
Me: so how did the rest of you get kicked out?
Katara: well, Azula set Tweety bird on fire, Toph caved in the runaway mine train, Zuko blew up casa magnetica (best attraction evur!), and Aang also drank cactus juice and jumped off the oil derrick
Me: but what did you do Katara?
Katara: uuuuuuhhh
Flashback, you see Katara making out with Wile E. Coyote in a closet
End flashback
Katara: nothin'
Me: (sarcastically) right
Thus ends the Six Flags chapter